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#39 - worldofwarcraftdog ONLINE (08/01/2013) [-]
god i love this country
#88 to #39 - anonymous (08/01/2013) [-]
whys he gettin thumbed down?
User avatar #127 to #88 - worldofwarcraftdog ONLINE (08/02/2013) [-]
its illegal for Americans to have National pride .....apparently
#52 to #39 - DeathPope (08/01/2013) [-]
THERE IS NO GOD
THERE IS NO GOD
#86 to #52 - anonymous (08/01/2013) [-]
are you really getting mad just because he said "god", you can really tell apart the virgin neckbeard fags on the internet
#93 to #86 - franger (08/02/2013) [-]
Funnyjunk is filled with a bunch of atheist country hating liberal phanacts. Between that and all the reposts, I'm not really to sure why I come here so often.
#145 to #93 - lifeofliam (08/02/2013) [-]
hey hey hey hey hey hey.......hey.... hey... Im a proud Odin loving heathen and i love the U.S.A. and gave her 8 good years of my life.   
   
just saying not all atheists are country hating liberals
hey hey hey hey hey hey.......hey.... hey... Im a proud Odin loving heathen and i love the U.S.A. and gave her 8 good years of my life.

just saying not all atheists are country hating liberals
User avatar #149 - srskate (08/02/2013) [-]
I'm bored so here is my stab at it.
1.) not worth addressing.
2.) I'd rather die than shoot an innocent person.
3.) Cops exist to protect the innocent. Any officer of the law who fails in this duty is not a cop.
4.) This honestly is a good rule.
5.) Why shoot someone if you can scare them?
6.) feet per second isn't a measurement of time.
7.) The first rule of a gunfight is avoid a gunfight.
skip some
10.) something can cause the death of others, while nothing can as well
11.) People taking your guns away.
12.) universal for "violent"
13.) not unless you are CAPTAIIIIINNNNN PLANET!
User avatar #162 to #149 - Crusader (08/02/2013) [-]
1 - N/A
2 - If you are smart, and of good moral fiber then you won't shoot an innocent
3 - Police exist to uphold the law, protecting the public is a secondary concern
4 - Universal policy
5 - It's based off of the theory that if you are carrying and someone manages to make you draw, then they should be scared at the sight/sound of the gun being drawn
6 - To the layman it makes sense, Cops will take 23 minutes, a bullet will take less than a second
7 - The first rule of a gunfight is to win
The first rule of owning a weapon is to try your best to only need it for practice
8&9 - N/A
10 - It is easier to ask forgiveness than risk calamity
11 - Agreed
12 - No, it's universal for stop, universal for violent is hurting someone.
While the Golden Rule of drawing a weapon is to be prepared to use it, drawing does not immediately make it violent, because if you have drawn a gun, the situation was headed there inevitably.
13 - Or Superman
User avatar #196 to #162 - ScottishMinor ONLINE (08/06/2013) [-]
If someone has the intention to harm me I don't find them very innocent.
User avatar #197 to #196 - Crusader (08/06/2013) [-]
Yes, but it's easy to misinterpret someone's actions.
Take Trayvon-Zimmerman.
I am willing to bet all my savings that, Zimmerman approached, thinking Trayvon was a threat, Trayvon hit him because he had a gun, and then it escalated.

Or something more likely, you are walking down an alley short cut, a bunch of drunk guys come up, start cursing at you, and give you a bit of a shove, but you can't tell it's going to stop, so you draw, they get more agitated, and you fire.
User avatar #200 to #197 - lifeofliam (08/17/2013) [-]
you dont approach a threat, you contain the situation at a distance only closing with the it at such time that it is no threat anymore (i.e. back up is there, threat has surrendered etc)
User avatar #198 to #197 - ScottishMinor ONLINE (08/06/2013) [-]
I'm talking about armed robbery.
User avatar #177 to #162 - srskate (08/02/2013) [-]
2. this obviously wasn't made by someone with those characteristics
3. the purpose of the law is to protect the public.
4. we agree here
5. Ahh, confused myself. I read it as the last thing they should hear blah blah blah
6. not if they are over 1400 feet away
7. I'd rather avoid the gunfight
8. & 9. yeah not applicable is a good way to describe these two
10. This is subjective. Morals aren't set in stone.
11. should I just write agreed again
12. Unless you are not of good moral fiber
13. get that weak **** out of hear captain planter runs your life.

I like list format. It makes debating easier.
User avatar #183 to #177 - thegamerslife (08/02/2013) [-]
The biggest problem I have with your logic is that you seem to think a cop is going to come to your aid. Supreme court has already ruled it is not an officers duty to protect a citizen, to put his life at risk to save someone. If you're being shot at, hiding behind a dumpster in an alley with the bad guy on one end and the cop at another, the cop can simply run away and claim fear for his life and won't be responsible for leaving you there to die, it's just how it is in America.

User avatar #190 to #183 - srskate (08/02/2013) [-]
Well then he has failed his duty. It is his duty to uphold the law. There is clearly aggravated assault occurring, and if he runs he might as well be an accessory.
User avatar #192 to #190 - thegamerslife (08/03/2013) [-]
No, by law in America he is not obligated to help that person if he believes his own safety would be put into jeopardy. It's ******* retarded, but that is one of my main reasons for carrying. I'm not going to rely on someone else to keep me safe when it isn't even their job to begin with.
User avatar #193 to #192 - srskate (08/03/2013) [-]
It'd be pointless for me to carry though. Never been in a situation where it would've help, nor has anyone I know.
User avatar #194 to #193 - thegamerslife (08/03/2013) [-]
different lives. hope you never need one.
#195 to #194 - srskate (08/03/2013) [-]
and I hope you never need to use yours
and I hope you never need to use yours
User avatar #118 - cowinspace (08/02/2013) [-]
1) Poor trigger discipline, Poor education (both overall and specifically weapons based)
2) That depends on your principles
3) Police are unarmed where I live (Batons and CS spray are the most they will carry)
4) That depends on your situation
5) Warning is the difference between murder and self-defense (Not issuing a warning can be used to show premeditation)
6) That's a retarded argument
7) How about not getting into one in the first place?
8) RL isn't hollywood, one well aimed shot is worth far more than spray and pray
9) Not much to say here
10) A calm, measured action will do more for you than flailing like an idiot
11) Well done, you pretty much proved you;re paranoid (saying you have nothing to be paranoid about impies that, without the gun, there is something that you are paranoid about)
#125 to #118 - quesocnkane (08/02/2013) [-]
1. Being retarded make you your own enemy, not the gun's.   
2. Not if you want to live.   
3. Well 						****					 that, where you live automatically sounds 						******					.   
4. At what point would you want a potential problem close to you in comparison to 5m away?   
5. Safety off -> verbal warning -> decide fate.... Don't give them a chance to make the choice for you.   
6. I think you're the retarded one. I'd rather let my 9mm tell them off right now rather than an officer 23 minutes later.   
7. How about not getting caught in an Earthquake? Or how about all these sluts stop claiming rape? They just keep getting dick caught in their huge vaginas... Sometimes 						****					 be out of your control bro.   
8. Tell me right now you can draw, pull the slide, click the safety off, and line it up in under .6 seconds. The answer is no.   
9. Because he is right, yet again. This applies in real life, and in Halo. Scrub.   
10. Have you EVER been shot at? Have you ever had so much adrenaline pumping you can feel heat behind your eyes and you can audibly hear your heartbeat? You haven't.   
11. That is circular logic... I don't even feel like explaining the flaws with what you said.   
12. This guy nailed that on the head. I don't care what you speak, if you're in my home and threaten me, my puppy dog, or anyone in my family, I won't try to speak your language. A gunshot sounds the same in ever language.   
13. He's right, YET AGAIN. You might not be able to save all the beached starfish, but you damn sure can make a difference for one of them.   
   
[  ] Not owned   
[X] Owned   
[  ] Not told   
[X] Told   
[X] 						*******					 Told   
[X] Told like a bitch
1. Being retarded make you your own enemy, not the gun's.
2. Not if you want to live.
3. Well **** that, where you live automatically sounds ****** .
4. At what point would you want a potential problem close to you in comparison to 5m away?
5. Safety off -> verbal warning -> decide fate.... Don't give them a chance to make the choice for you.
6. I think you're the retarded one. I'd rather let my 9mm tell them off right now rather than an officer 23 minutes later.
7. How about not getting caught in an Earthquake? Or how about all these sluts stop claiming rape? They just keep getting dick caught in their huge vaginas... Sometimes **** be out of your control bro.
8. Tell me right now you can draw, pull the slide, click the safety off, and line it up in under .6 seconds. The answer is no.
9. Because he is right, yet again. This applies in real life, and in Halo. Scrub.
10. Have you EVER been shot at? Have you ever had so much adrenaline pumping you can feel heat behind your eyes and you can audibly hear your heartbeat? You haven't.
11. That is circular logic... I don't even feel like explaining the flaws with what you said.
12. This guy nailed that on the head. I don't care what you speak, if you're in my home and threaten me, my puppy dog, or anyone in my family, I won't try to speak your language. A gunshot sounds the same in ever language.
13. He's right, YET AGAIN. You might not be able to save all the beached starfish, but you damn sure can make a difference for one of them.

[ ] Not owned
[X] Owned
[ ] Not told
[X] Told
[X] ******* Told
[X] Told like a bitch
User avatar #137 to #125 - cowinspace (08/02/2013) [-]
1) eh?
2) I would rather take a shot to pretect someone than take a life. That is my standpoint, others will differ.
3) Why? To clarify there are armed response units, but these are rare (nuclear sites and military installations are obviously guarded by armed units at all times)
4) You don't get to decide how close they are before you realise they are a threat.
5) "decide fate" yeah, try to be a little less gung ho. You might not know the full situation (That guy with the weapon might be in pursuit of an attacker, how would you know?)
6) It's a retarded argument because the safest way out of a situation where you have time to call the police is to keep your head down and stay out of everyones way.
7) You don't "accidentally" get involved in a gun fight. You make the choice to participate.
8) Ok, simpleton, try not to act like this is the imaginary wild west. If you have to draw your weapon, you've lost because they already have you in their sights. If they don't, then you have the time to act calmly.
9) You really are simple? And bringing Halo into a real life discussion about arms automatically rules out your opinion.
10) Yes, but that was just some idiot with a .22 . Guy got the **** kicked out of him later though.
11) Yes it is circular logic, that is WHY his original statement was flawed.
12) What if that guy was running from an assailant? Are you so confident in your ability to identify a "real" criminal that you would cheerfully take a life without asking questions?
#122 to #118 - nylak (08/02/2013) [-]
Yeah, exactly this.

OP sounds like he has very little real firearms experience, and just keeps em around to accentuate his junk.
User avatar #128 to #122 - lifeofliam (08/02/2013) [-]
oh how little you know about me lol
User avatar #136 to #128 - quesocnkane (08/02/2013) [-]
I think he was trying to refer to cowinspace as "OP"
User avatar #139 to #136 - lifeofliam (08/02/2013) [-]
oh if that is the case i misunderstand sorry
User avatar #138 to #128 - lifeofliam (08/02/2013) [-]
just so you know not that i think you will actually give a flying **** I was born and raised around firearms, been firing them my whole life. I've spent 8 years in the Army and am a combat veteran. but you are welcome to have your opinion about me that is your right. have a good night.
User avatar #152 to #118 - Milvath (08/02/2013) [-]
go back to commiefornia liberal hippie
#158 - alexwise (08/02/2013) [-]
I'm not saying I dislike conservatives, but this ******** makes them seem even more self-righteous.
#201 to #158 - davethebard (09/08/2013) [-]
I don't dislike liberals, but more often than not they are the self-righteous ones. Don't get me wrong though, Everyone is entitled to their opinions and I hate the people who are too far on either side.
#169 to #158 - anonymous (08/02/2013) [-]
How are general guidelines for a gunfight self-righteous?
User avatar #182 to #169 - thegamerslife (08/02/2013) [-]
sign in and say it. I stand by anon, I know people who are not conservatives and agreed with this list, even one liberal.
#69 - anonymous (08/01/2013) [-]
God damnit why won't you realise that having guns avalible to practically anyone is a bad thing. In most other civilised countries there are strong laws against guns and no one owns one.

It must be a ******* wonder how we manage to stay alive, huh?
#90 to #69 - anonymous (08/01/2013) [-]
It is easier and cheaper to make a bomb out of **** from walmart that could kill a hundred people than it is to get a gun, even in america.
User avatar #78 to #69 - SgtObvious (08/01/2013) [-]
Do you know how ridiculously small of a percentage of murders are from people who have legally registered guns? It's been proven that keeping guns legal prevents more crime than it causes.
#19 - anonymous (08/01/2013) [-]
Have fun when your kids shots a friend or himself with all the weapons you stockpile
User avatar #27 to #19 - lifeofliam (08/01/2013) [-]
yeah, thing is if you are a ****** parent that **** will happen but if you teach your kid how to handle guns the right way it wont. i grew up around guns none of them were locked up many of them were always loaded, i never shot anyone and neither did my sister, and neither did any of my friends who were raised in the same type of environment.
#38 to #27 - anonymous (08/01/2013) [-]
Well those sorts of ****** parents exist. Im not saying your parents are like that, not at all, they are probably wonderfull peaople with great and interesting personalities. however, in this world we currently live in, there are peaople beeing killed over candy, hats, smartphones and other matrealistic objects that many peaople find valuable and neccesarry in life. To exemplify, i want to use the zimmerman trial. not taking a stand weather it was his foult or not, but the fact that this happans every day and that this was olny blown upp by the media due to causes somme would find discrimminant. point is, many peaople can feal careless around deadly weapons. and i find that point 11 contridicts itself. if you have no reason to feel paranoid wealding a gun, why should others? breivik was not very considerate, nor was adam lanza and james eagan holmes or anny other of the mass murderes. but execution happens, and would less likely occur, would it not be for guns.
User avatar #79 to #38 - SgtObvious (08/01/2013) [-]
Ok, with the Zimmerman thing, then GZ would have died and Trayvon would have lived.
#37 to #27 - funnydutcha (08/01/2013) [-]
That's right man, people just don't know how to handle things anymore. I smoke and a few of my friends smoke, but none of us have cancer. And still those damn hippies are all over the place saying that smoking causes cancer. Really grinds my gears. If I smoke and force my children to inhale that smoke because I like to smoke, that's just my damn business.
User avatar #80 to #37 - SgtObvious (08/01/2013) [-]
That is a totally inconsistent parallel
User avatar #30 to #19 - azraelthemage (08/01/2013) [-]
Or, you know, you could train your kids to not be a ******* idiot.
#161 to #19 - anonymous (08/02/2013) [-]
You're child is more likely to die in your pool than they are to be killed with your gun.
#167 to #161 - anonymous (08/02/2013) [-]
Your*
#24 to #19 - anonymous (08/01/2013) [-]
Evultion at work
User avatar #94 - captainfuckitall (08/02/2013) [-]
While I understand many people here don't like guns, I will repeat I quote I heard a while ago that perfectly displays (to me, anyways) exactly why a gun is good to have, and also why I want one

*From the 'Alien V.S. Predator' movie

"Why do you have a gun if we're going to the Antarctic?"
"Same principle as a tampon. I'd rather have one and not need it, than need it and not have one"
#98 to #94 - pallypal (08/02/2013) [-]
That's a horrible quote to use.

The predator kills everyone with a gun because they have a gun.
User avatar #100 to #98 - captainfuckitall (08/02/2013) [-]
Actually he kills them for sport, as do all hunters in the culture

You also have to remember that they are ******* aliens from another planet who run by a different code of ethics and honour than we do. I can guarantee you if someone is threatening your life with a weapon and you yell "I'M UNARMED!" They're not gonna say "Oh, sorry, my mistake" and walk off
#129 to #94 - philipstyrer (08/02/2013) [-]
That is definitely an Alien vs. Predator quote. You cultured SOB.
User avatar #132 to #129 - captainfuckitall (08/02/2013) [-]
I don't know if that's an insult or a compliment...
#117 - anonymous (08/02/2013) [-]
**** all you snot nosed brats that think guns do nothing but harm. If you dont like them dont get one. I dont give a rats ass what your opinion is but if you think you can act like you are ******* superior to me because you dont own a gun then you havent got a ******* clue about the real world. It isnt all candy and ice cream bitch. People get robbed they get mugged they get kidnapped and so much other **** . So if bad **** ever happens to you or your loved ones guess who you turn to. The police a.k.a. people who know how to use a ******* gun where is your ******* protest then? If some passer by stopped you from getting raped in an alley by holding your assailant at gun point would you be bitching about how irresponsible it is for him to own a gun or carry it in public? When **** goes south your best bet are the people that know how to use a weapon.
TLR All the people bitching about guns are nearly hopeless/ kids who have never steped foot out of their white picket fence.
User avatar #91 - Keleth (08/02/2013) [-]
countries with no firearms have a larger violent crime rate. If i knew for a fact no one in a store or in a house is able to shoot me, im gonna grab my buddy and a couple of blunt objects and break in. cops take a good 10+ minutes to respond and chances are the people inside won't do anything since they really can't defend themselves.

anon has a good point, bombs are easy to make and do WAY more collateral damage. don't need a license to make many bombs. hell a cylinder of propane and a shorted relay on a timer would work. very crude, but it will **** some **** up
#43 - anonymous (08/01/2013) [-]
Si vis pacem, para bellum
If you wish for peace, prepare for war.
User avatar #7 - eating (08/01/2013) [-]
i dont have to carry gun to protect myself master race
#82 to #7 - anonymous (08/01/2013) [-]
I would have been raped on a second occasion if not for my gun, I hate all of you
User avatar #109 to #82 - eating (08/02/2013) [-]
its not my fault some people are ****** in head and they want to rape you
User avatar #107 to #82 - eating (08/02/2013) [-]
you hate me because my country is not so ****** up that we need guns to protect ourselfs.
#173 to #107 - anonymous (08/02/2013) [-]
I'm sure no one is ever attacked or raped in your country.
#51 - omniscientreason (08/01/2013) [-]
We can save this planet. stfu and start helping you ignorant waste of life.
User avatar #49 - sigmundisdabest (08/01/2013) [-]
The response time of a .357 is 1400 feet per second?
Way to write, brah!
User avatar #140 to #49 - lifeofliam (08/02/2013) [-]
1400 feet per second is how fast (roughly) that a .357 caliber bullet travels
User avatar #54 to #49 - Lambda (08/01/2013) [-]
It would make more sense to say that it's 1/1400 of a second per foot.
#41 - anonymous (08/01/2013) [-]
These are excellent rules that I live by every day!
#105 - anonymous (08/02/2013) [-]
The thing I always hate in movies is when someone pulls a gun on someone, and gives them a chance to respond or say final words, and it leads to them getting away. Half the time they don't even have it ready to fire yet.

When you're in that situation, the gun should already have the safety off, be cocked if necessary, and ready to fire. The second you have a chance, you don't let them speak, and you make SURE they're dead. Put a second round in the center of the head, make god damn sure they aren't getting back up. It may be inhumane or messy, but its better than leaving anything to chance. Plus, if they survive, they could sue - so make sure they die.

Always be prepared to kill. And make sure you're not going to be too ************ to pull the trigger and finish the job when you pull your weapon.

Don't ever put someone on the other end of the barrel that doesn't deserve to die, but the second you do, you make sure they die as fast as god damn possible.
User avatar #77 - comeatmebrother (08/01/2013) [-]
Everybody in the comments is completely missing the point. these are rules of gun fighting. you can own a gun forever and never get into a gunfight, but if the situation rises at least you have some pointers. so stop crying about guns and go drink your ****** tea
#48 - anonymous (08/01/2013) [-]
Yeah see what happens when someone breaks into your house, and it is like "whoa some one is breaking into my house! I better call the cops to try catch a guy that will most likely get away while I wait for the cops to arrive!"
User avatar #75 - illusiveman (08/01/2013) [-]
Why are you so obsesed with guns?
User avatar #71 - dieselthedragon (08/01/2013) [-]
And this is why we can't have nice things.
#174 to #71 - anonymous (08/02/2013) [-]
Because someone created some guidelines for using your gun?
User avatar #175 to #174 - dieselthedragon (08/02/2013) [-]
Those are awful guidelines written by a redneck. You'll never be in a gunfight. This isn't an action movie. Some of them are good, yes, but most of them are dumb.
#176 to #175 - anonymous (08/02/2013) [-]
I'll probably never get lost in the woods either, doesn't mean I shouldn't know basic survival techniques.
User avatar #143 - mrsecret (08/02/2013) [-]
feet per second is a velocity not a time. I think you should have to pass an intelligence test to own a gun.
User avatar #153 to #143 - Crusader (08/02/2013) [-]
To the layman it makes sense
because it tells you that the police will take 23 minutes
A bullet will take less than a second
User avatar #148 to #143 - lifeofliam (08/02/2013) [-]
it gives a relative comparison between a person getting to your threat and a bullet getting to your threat. i could say that the cop is traveling at 70 mph (if he feels like it) and his is at a location that will take him 23 minutes to arrive OR i could say that the bullet will take less than a fraction of a second to reach your treat BUT putting it this way lets you envision the events better.
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