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#61 - threenippledcousin (08/01/2013) [-]
CAPITALS FOR THE FUNNY PART
User avatar #57 - neonnurse (08/01/2013) [+] (2 replies)
If I was a murderer I would do a different thing to each victim in a cycle, making it seem that there are multiple murderers all waiting to strike. For example, I would chop off the first victim's pinkie fingers. The second victim would have a flower of some sort left at the scene of the crime. The third would have a Z sliced into their chest. The fourth would have no genitals. The fifth would have a star cut from their forehead. Then I'd repeat the cycle over and over again. The cops would be looking for 5 serial killers, all in different locations, while there would only be one in a location far from each of them.
User avatar #38 - thelordofrepost (08/01/2013) [-]
I would make gallium coated bullets and put them in clips, then I would put the clips in a cooler and carry them until I was ready to shoot. I would also put a bag where the bullets are ejected so no one could even figure out what kind of gun I used.
#35 - lolchris (08/01/2013) [-]
what would smell the first victim?
User avatar #34 - twothreefivefive ONLINE (08/01/2013) [-]
Sounds like a perfect commercial.
User avatar #55 - jewsburninindaoven (08/01/2013) [-]
Repost
#43 - pvtdancer (08/01/2013) [-]
Plot Twist: Therapist is the code name for a Rapist Killer, and his mom is like Professor X of the Murdering X-Men... Therapist, just showed him a few techniques on alluring his victims, keeps suggesting White vans and candy though :/
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