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#68 - anonymous (08/01/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
User avatar #57 - neonnurse ONLINE (08/01/2013) [-]
If I was a murderer I would do a different thing to each victim in a cycle, making it seem that there are multiple murderers all waiting to strike. For example, I would chop off the first victim's pinkie fingers. The second victim would have a flower of some sort left at the scene of the crime. The third would have a Z sliced into their chest. The fourth would have no genitals. The fifth would have a star cut from their forehead. Then I'd repeat the cycle over and over again. The cops would be looking for 5 serial killers, all in different locations, while there would only be one in a location far from each of them.
User avatar #62 to #57 - lolfire (08/01/2013) [-]
Insane Clown Posse- If I was a serial Killer
#60 to #57 - indodude **User deleted account** (08/01/2013) [-]
The zodiac killer.
#61 - threenippledcousin (08/01/2013) [-]
CAPITALS FOR THE FUNNY PART
User avatar #55 - jewsburninindaoven (08/01/2013) [-]
Repost
#43 - pvtdancer (08/01/2013) [-]
Plot Twist: Therapist is the code name for a Rapist Killer, and his mom is like Professor X of the Murdering X-Men... Therapist, just showed him a few techniques on alluring his victims, keeps suggesting White vans and candy though :/
User avatar #38 - thelordofrepost (08/01/2013) [-]
I would make gallium coated bullets and put them in clips, then I would put the clips in a cooler and carry them until I was ready to shoot. I would also put a bag where the bullets are ejected so no one could even figure out what kind of gun I used.
#35 - lolchris (08/01/2013) [-]
what would smell the first victim?
User avatar #34 - twothreefivefive (08/01/2013) [-]
Sounds like a perfect commercial.
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