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#79 - devout feminist (07/31/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
#89 to #83 - devout feminist (07/31/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
User avatar #45 - ritzrules (07/31/2013) [-]
Through mitosis? Is that accurate? That's just how the body produces regular cells, right?
User avatar #48 to #45 - delphine (07/31/2013) [-]
You are right, it's not accurate. Only cells undergo mitosis. The correct term would be "budding"
User avatar #50 to #48 - ritzrules (07/31/2013) [-]
See, I wanted to say budding. But that seemed overly simple to me.

AP Biology seriously ****** my overthinking habits.
User avatar #53 to #50 - delphine (07/31/2013) [-]
If it makes you feel better, "clonal fragmentation" could also be another possible explanation. That makes it sound fancier.
User avatar #55 to #53 - ritzrules (07/31/2013) [-]
...This is probably the most intelligent conversation I've ever had on here.
User avatar #57 to #55 - delphine (07/31/2013) [-]
it's refreshing. Some days I think that I am too old for this site because if the maturity level of most of the members. And yet... I keep coming back.
User avatar #61 to #57 - articulate ONLINE (07/31/2013) [-]
fuk u phaggot go suk ur mom dick
User avatar #62 to #61 - delphine (07/31/2013) [-]
and this is why i come back
you make me smile, random offensive stranger
User avatar #58 to #57 - ritzrules (07/31/2013) [-]
Same here. But there's really not a whole lot else to do right now for me. So I just come here hoping to find a joke or something funny to keep my mind occupied.
User avatar #36 - serpens (07/31/2013) [-]
I always thought nurse joy was a stagnation of the human race resulting in a 100% dominant gene pool
#84 - thatotaku (07/31/2013) [-]
They progenate. Without men. Sort of like the Doctor's Daughter.
They progenate. Without men. Sort of like the Doctor's Daughter.
#63 - genericnewfag (07/31/2013) [-]
>Tumblr
#117 - maxmoefoe (07/31/2013) [-]
**maxmoefoe rolled a random image posted in comment #2 at The most majestic cake ever made. **
User avatar #111 - sexyhimself (07/31/2013) [-]
what if in an episode of pokemon we see a girl from the Joy family that isn't a nurse because she failed.....
User avatar #114 to #111 - swampertftw (07/31/2013) [-]
Then it would mean the world would end soon,proabably because Mewtwo and Arceus meet and...lets just say,things get personal and Arceus,unaffected by Mewtwo's attacks destroys everyone and thing
User avatar #115 to #114 - swampertftw (07/31/2013) [-]
Well,except for Mudkips,those things are indestructible,in fact a Swampert was sent back in time to create Arceus in which Arceus later made it
User avatar #113 - ningyoaijin (07/31/2013) [-]
Isn't mitosis a form of parthenogenesis?
User avatar #112 - tredbear (07/31/2013) [-]
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#91 - devout feminist (07/31/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
User avatar #110 to #91 - afriasdelrio (07/31/2013) [-]
not this **** again
#97 - dyejordan (07/31/2013) [-]
**dyejordan rolls 633** <-- How many nurse joys there actually are
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#75 - devout feminist (07/31/2013) [-]
I though officer Jenny was the Joy's cousin
User avatar #47 - oOUnrealshrimpOo (07/31/2013) [-]
funnyjunk makes freddie mercury look straight
User avatar #40 - bayinetta (07/31/2013) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4597679/Nurse+Joy/
I'm not even gonna complain. This is good content, I'm happy it was used for the good of another funnyjunker.
User avatar #13 - fireprincess (07/30/2013) [-]
So nurse joy is a title and joy is not actually their name.
#12 - froglordy (07/30/2013) [-]
Nurse joy and Officer Jenny are actually pokemon, or some sort of Human/pokemon cross breed.
User avatar #11 - lizardnigger (07/30/2013) [-]
I read the first part in the tune of Adam's Family
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