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#85 - anonymous (07/31/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
#86 to #85 - npfortytwo (07/31/2013) [-]
BUT CAN THEY SEE WHY KIDS LOVE THE DELICIOUS FLAVOR OF CINNAMON TOAST CRUNCH
User avatar #73 - guiguito (07/31/2013) [-]
i wonder if it damages the microwave, because i am about to do it.
User avatar #46 - bitey (07/31/2013) [-]
It's like a gaylien hive.
User avatar #9 - misterklass (07/30/2013) [-]
One of the cooler things i've seen while webbrowsing.

Seriously though, Why would one need a warm highlighter?
#72 to #9 - spceinvdr (07/31/2013) [-]
Actually I seem to have come to the conclusion that they were bored and wanted to see what happened. Microwaves work on the principle of vibrating electrons. Anyone who realizes this knows that as plastic is heated/vibrated, it melts. There is no food there. SO when the magnetron in the microwave sent a magnetic beam into the highliter, causing it's electrons to vibrate and thus causing heat, cooking the highliter. As it heated, the sealed container pressurised, and it exploded.
User avatar #10 to #9 - manyourefugly (07/30/2013) [-]
For a cold hand.
#76 - sheiladikshit (07/31/2013) [-]
then how did a camera take a picture while in the microwave?
#98 - anonymous (07/31/2013) [-]
FUCKING REPOST
User avatar #59 - missrainbowdash (07/31/2013) [-]
thank you that resolved the question I was about to ask.
User avatar #43 - neokun (07/31/2013) [-]
now smell it.
User avatar #39 - becefalus (07/31/2013) [-]
It jizzed pink
#34 - porksammich (07/31/2013) [-]
Reminds me of those areas in Onimusha when you killed the pink pod thingies, and the goddamn Reynaldos (pink tentacle guys)
#30 - mikepetru (07/30/2013) [-]
It's like Mothra going into her cocoon
#25 - anonymous (07/30/2013) [-]
Looks like the cotton candy cocoons from Killer Klowns From Outer Space...
User avatar #15 - Blargosnarf (07/30/2013) [-]
First thing I saw was an upside down cross... satanic hi-liters.
#19 to #15 - anonymous (07/30/2013) [-]
The upside down cross is the Cross of Saint Peter. Not Satanic.
#18 to #15 - amazingunicorn (07/30/2013) [-]
An upside down cross is catholic not satanic.
User avatar #13 - mymiddleleg (07/30/2013) [-]
I wasnt wondering but thanks for showing me anyway
User avatar #12 - cammyT (07/30/2013) [-]
i thought that was the inside if a candy floss machine at first
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