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#382 - agwd
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(07/31/2013) [-]
You can't get your hand pregnant dumbass
#375 - sleepisfortheweak
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(07/31/2013) [-]
#358 - srskate
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(07/31/2013) [-]
been there, done that


did not know that morning after pills make you skip a period.
#362 to #358 - bossguycumsplash
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(07/31/2013) [-]
Think of all the future heart attack victims you just saved with your comment.
#370 to #358 - radtroll
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(07/31/2013) [-]
and will mess up the period time for about three months

the condom broke one time and it didn't really get messy but just to be sure she took the pill and then she had to time her period all over again
#377 to #370 - srskate
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(07/31/2013) [-]
I'm curious as to how the condom breaks, those things are tough.

Although to be fair, my scare comes from not knowing how to put a condom on.
#388 to #377 - radtroll
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(07/31/2013) [-]
and I forgot , and not knowing how to put on a condom is really unforgivable, it's everywhere, even youtube had a lot of videos explaining it, and condoms come with instructions too lol
#393 to #388 - srskate
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(07/31/2013) [-]
it was my first timeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

Figured it out now of course.

Also, twas dark. I thought the condom just didn't fit.
#384 to #377 - radtroll
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(07/31/2013) [-]
when you unroll almost all of it, the area near tight ring at the end is not that strong, while thrusting sometimes it get pushed and it breaks near there, you dick head will still be covered, but it's not tight and sealed anymore, and any fluids (yes girl can get pregnant from precum, it has seamen sometimes) inside the condom will be squeezed out and leak out along the side and might go inside the vagina.

it's not common, it only happened to me like 5-6 times in 2 years, but it's still something you wanna check for before you finish, just give it a quick look to make sure everything is intact while changing to the last position and you'll be fine
#332 - curtt
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(07/31/2013) [-]
Im still waiting for the right time for her to take the test...congrats though
#330 - organicglory
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(07/31/2013) [-]
been there...done that...
#254 - Obscurity
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(07/30/2013) [-]
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#251 - mcmental
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(07/30/2013) [-]
You know...We can fix that...
#260 to #251 - emostrawberry
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#205 - laxxy
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(07/30/2013) [-]
is this your way of telling people you've had sex?
#202 - fyourahole
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(07/30/2013) [-]
Not mine. Have fun having fun for the rest of your life, asshole.
#204 to #202 - DoggyBouncer [OP]
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(07/30/2013) [-]
Sucks for you, be smarter next time. No one to blame but yourself, **** head.
#208 to #204 - fyourahole
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(07/30/2013) [-]
PS, you're going to be an uncle.
#182 - neoexdeath
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(07/30/2013) [-]
Negative, you say? Give me fifteen minutes.
#174 - fartextractor
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(07/30/2013) [-]
Holy, everyone seems to being laid but me...Am I doing something wrong?
Holy, everyone seems to being laid but me...Am I doing something wrong?
#196 to #174 - precision
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(07/30/2013) [-]
Probably.
Probably.
#157 - bloobs
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(07/30/2013) [-]
you
#149 - KayRed
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(07/30/2013) [-]
If Scrubs taught me anything, it's to always double check a pregnancy test.
#151 to #149 - DoggyBouncer [OP]
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(07/30/2013) [-]
believe me, i did
#125 - playapplepie
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(07/30/2013) [-]
This was on the next page.

Keep it in mind.
#96 - chuffberry
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(07/30/2013) [-]
now, tell me: what did you learn?
#47 - hipsophobadon
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(07/30/2013) [-]
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#39 - iliekmennow
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(07/30/2013) [-]
I know that feel. I was shocked when my girlfriend said she was pregnant. Especially because I'm a girl. Dumped that bitch. I knew she was cheating on me.
#63 to #39 - shazzshabam
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(07/30/2013) [-]
****.

I just believed my girlfriend when she said I had magic fingers ...
#402 to #63 - iliekmennow
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(07/31/2013) [-]
No I'm sorry to say if you're a woman and your girlfriend is pregnant, she slept with a man :I I'm sorry to break that to you
#406 to #402 - shazzshabam
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(07/31/2013) [-]
Really?!


Thank you for showing me the truth, friend.
#413 to #406 - iliekmennow
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(08/01/2013) [-]
You're welcome, my friend
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