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#339 - djwatawata
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(07/31/2013) [-]
<<<hfw when results come in
<<<hfw when results come in
#323 - zerooneone ONLINE
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(07/31/2013) [-]
I wish I knew that feel my GF's was positive.
#325 to #323 - Leopard
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(07/31/2013) [-]
How's the kid?
#326 to #325 - zerooneone ONLINE
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(07/31/2013) [-]
I'll know next month when he's born
#328 to #326 - Leopard
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(07/31/2013) [-]
Ouch. Can't even abort..
#338 to #328 - zerooneone ONLINE
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(07/31/2013) [-]
Actually I'M against abortion. Still there was all that adoption option. No. "I'm keeping it." <-----That was the entire discussion.
#342 to #338 - Leopard
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(07/31/2013) [-]
Enjoy hating your kid for the rest of your life (if nobody adopts). Imagine, never celebrating his birthday, and him/her asking why... then you telling him/her "Why celebrate the worst day of my life?"

Are your genetics awesome, if not, then I'm pro-abortion.
#348 to #342 - zerooneone ONLINE
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(07/31/2013) [-]
Well the worst day ever was the day she told me she was pregnant, when finding out that all my plans and goals were suddenly made invalid by the knowledge of my imminent fatherhood. Can't hold my mistakes against another human being, that would be ridiculous, it's not his fault, he didn't choose to be conceived.

As far as genetics, I'm RELATIVELY intelligent and RELATIVELY good looking so the kid isn't screwed as far as that goes.
#366 to #348 - rangerofthesea ONLINE
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(07/31/2013) [-]
your plans and goals are not made invalid by a child. they just take a little longer....dont worry man. you are better off than me when i had my baby six months ago...i just turned 21 when she was born. but i still live a fairly normal life. i just provide for more than myself now...which isnt really that bad when you see the happy smiling face...trust me...once you see that baby...you will never love like that again...its all worth it in the long run
#349 to #348 - Leopard
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(07/31/2013) [-]
Age?
#350 to #349 - zerooneone ONLINE
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(07/31/2013) [-]
Mine?
#351 to #350 - Leopard
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(07/31/2013) [-]
yea
#352 to #351 - zerooneone ONLINE
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(07/31/2013) [-]
26
#353 to #352 - Leopard
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(07/31/2013) [-]
that's not too bad. should have done said goals earlier.

Well, you can now work, and wait for retirement at age 65, then go do all the things you wanted to.
#359 to #342 - totsandtaters
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(07/31/2013) [-]
**** you, I'm sure the guy will love and support his child, cunt.
#397 to #359 - Leopard
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(07/31/2013) [-]
The reaction pic he used shows otherwise.
#379 to #323 - japanmann
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(07/31/2013) [-]
HIV positive
#106 - lordvimless
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(07/30/2013) [-]
dont be daft
wrap your shaft
#108 to #106 - anon
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(07/30/2013) [-]
don't be silly
wrap your willy
#111 to #108 - anon
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(07/30/2013) [-]
NO LOVE
NO GLOVE
#112 to #111 - lordvimless
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(07/30/2013) [-]
Put it in a wrapper before you attack her.
#113 to #112 - lordvimless
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(07/30/2013) [-]
Don't make a mistake, cover your snake
#114 to #113 - lordvimless
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(07/30/2013) [-]
Don't be a fool, wrap your tool.
#116 to #114 - lordvimless
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(07/30/2013) [-]
Don't be silly, protect your willy.
When in doubt, shroud your spout.
Don't be a loner, cover your boner.
You can't go wrong if you shield your dong.
If you're not going to sack it, go home and whack it.
Cover your stump before you hump.
Before you attack her, wrap your wrapper.
If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey.
If you slip between her thighs, be sure to condomize.
She won't get sick if you wrap your dick.
If you go into heat, package your meat.
Especially in December, gift wrap your member.
Don't be a fool, vulcanize your tool.
The right selection! Protect your erection.
Wrap it in foil before checking her oil.
If you really love her, wear a cover.
Don't make a mistake! Muzzle your snake.
Sex is cleaner with a packaged weiner.
Never deck her with an unwrapped pecker.
If you can't shield your rocket, leave it in your pocket.
No glove, No love.
Don't be in such a jiffy, cover your stiffy.
lets see if you learn
#310 - ihaveablackfrend
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(07/31/2013) [-]
Game:
Think of a number 1-10
Multiply it by 2
Divide by 2
Subtract the original number

You just found how many ***** i give.
#299 - kickassbandgeek
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(07/31/2013) [-]
Has science gone too far?
#301 to #299 - headlesszombie
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(07/31/2013) [-]
No
#256 - weenieandthebutt
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(07/30/2013) [-]
Even if it went wrong, I guess this could always be your solution.
#230 - alarmdemon
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(07/30/2013) [-]
this is fp?
#169 - littleolmask
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(07/30/2013) [-]
>girlfriend
>funnyjunk
Pick one
#171 to #169 - WhiteCrayon
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(07/30/2013) [-]
I'd pick Grilfriend, but I don't have one so in the mean time....
#142 - seantaylorbro
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(07/30/2013) [-]
#134 - bigbeaufort ONLINE
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(07/30/2013) [-]
Well... it would be rather odd if a hand got pregnant....
#43 - ncisagentgibbs **User deleted account**
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(07/30/2013) [-]
HFW
HFW
#285 - digdogfap
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(07/31/2013) [-]
Twas a close call OP. Just don't be a dingus in the bed now there buddy
#244 - ROFLKNIEF
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(07/30/2013) [-]
Good for you man, im actually in a broken condom situation right now, and shes about 2 days late, though shes underweight so its not unusual for her to have a weird schedule, but still were getting the test kit soon, wish me luck.
#225 - avatarsarefornoobs
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(07/30/2013) [-]
there have been some ****** posts lately but this...   
cool story bro wouldnt even cut it
there have been some ****** posts lately but this...
cool story bro wouldnt even cut it
#226 to #225 - DoggyBouncer [OP]
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(07/30/2013) [-]
I don't even give a **** if it's on the Front Page, I just give a **** that I'm not going to have a kid.
#229 to #226 - avatarsarefornoobs
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(07/30/2013) [-]
then go tell your facebook buddies

you know, its not your fault, its the people who thumb it up
i cant stay mad at u <3333333
#213 - ellenrimbauer
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(07/30/2013) [-]
Fantastic for you
Fantastic for you
#223 to #213 - thelamalord
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(07/30/2013) [-]
i miss that show
i miss that show
#224 to #223 - ellenrimbauer
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(07/30/2013) [-]
So do I, it had everything.
So do I, it had everything.
#227 to #224 - thelamalord
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(07/30/2013) [-]
and the worest part is the barly anyone knows about it anymore
#233 to #227 - ellenrimbauer
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(07/30/2013) [-]
Too true, more should know about it.  Especially the movie, that was one of the strangest but awesome thing I've seen for a while.
Too true, more should know about it. Especially the movie, that was one of the strangest but awesome thing I've seen for a while.
#261 to #233 - thelamalord
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(07/30/2013) [-]
aaaaahhhh the goldenage of MTV
#268 to #261 - ellenrimbauer
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(07/30/2013) [-]
MTV?   
   
I thought it was only on Comedy Central
MTV?

I thought it was only on Comedy Central
#272 to #268 - thelamalord
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(07/30/2013) [-]
well i live in denmark and it was on there 2. we dont have comedy central here
well i live in denmark and it was on there 2. we dont have comedy central here
#273 to #272 - ellenrimbauer
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(07/30/2013) [-]
Ah, that sucks.     
   
Comedy Central has some awesome shows on there.
Ah, that sucks.

Comedy Central has some awesome shows on there.
#170 - xxscopemanxx
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(07/30/2013) [-]
OP's face when he convinced everyone on FJ that he has a gf.
OP's face when he convinced everyone on FJ that he has a gf.
#156 - capnwetnipples
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(07/30/2013) [-]
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my girlfriend has that three year birth control thing so i get to run in her raw
#164 to #156 - anonymousiemoo
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(07/30/2013) [-]
I'm so scared to get one of them put in..
#173 to #164 - capnwetnipples
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(07/30/2013) [-]
she said it didnt even hurt
#179 to #173 - anonymousiemoo
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(07/30/2013) [-]
I don't want to read online reviews in case they're bad hahah
#172 to #164 - mascaradick
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(07/30/2013) [-]
Right? It looks like its gonna hurt like hell and then you bleed for 3 weeks after putting it in.
#177 to #172 - anonymousiemoo
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(07/30/2013) [-]
Way to make it worse.
#181 to #177 - mascaradick
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(07/30/2013) [-]
Mhm thats why I choose to a have a stick in my arm instead much less painfull and the bleeding stop, and so does your period!
#185 to #181 - anonymousiemoo
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(07/30/2013) [-]
I got that took out last week. Made me feel **** though, depression/anxiety got worse too so I chose to have it out and try something else.
#188 to #185 - mascaradick
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(07/30/2013) [-]
My anti depressants and anti anxiety meds help work agaist it so I feel great ^^
#189 to #188 - anonymousiemoo
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(07/30/2013) [-]
I'm too scared to see the doctor for anti depressant meds
#192 to #189 - mascaradick
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(07/30/2013) [-]
so was I, until I ended up in the hospital after a suicide attempt. I regret I tryed that. But Im also glad I did, therapy and meds have gotten me a lot happier.
#190 to #156 - anon
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(07/30/2013) [-]
I got a vasectomy about 2 years ago.
#128 - mrgoodlove
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(07/30/2013) [-]
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#119 - kaslin
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(07/30/2013) [-]
Your GF face when it's negative...
Your GF face when it's negative...