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#185 - loodee
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(07/29/2013) [-]
newest IE isn't that bad
#222 - LinkinParkFan
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(07/29/2013) [-]
I'm not a love master, who started a masters in love, but in my experiances. It takes 2 to Tango, one can't Tango if the other don't wanna dance. Here's my advice for you. While most of you want this gorgous goddass, but look at yourself, and I mean look at yourselfget too know her as her. One does not simply ask one out if you do not know them. But legit, friendzone her, let her know you only seek friendship. This will throw her off a metric ton. But don't treat her different or special. Because incase you have forgotton love is mostly based on the grounds of friendship. Also being shallow like ksome girls can be. Will only lead to inevitable failure, but focus on friendship, I kunderstand that you feel you need a girlfriend now, but to rush blindly is foolish, and will only get you hurt. Girls believe or not, friendzone not only because they see you as a friend. It's because she generally cares more than you think or will ever know. Everyone has that other half, creator himself has mother earth, but so do we, the woman for you isn't likely to be a goddass, but she will come, love takes time, I assume you are all in your teens and early twenty's, you still have time, so in that time learn some new things, learn new tricks, pave your way too sucsess, love will come to the most patient. Sorry if my grammer sucked, I am bloody stoned xD
#199 - decieverofthegods **User deleted account**
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(07/29/2013) [-]
**decieverofthegods rolled a random image posted in comment #17 at Albert's heading in the right direction ** Who I will now ask out because of my new-found inspiration...
#200 to #199 - decieverofthegods **User deleted account**
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(07/29/2013) [-]
Oh...
#196 - settantaventi
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(07/29/2013) [-]
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**settantaventi rolled a random image posted in comment #23 at Of all the comments... ** girls
#145 - rrack
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(07/29/2013) [-]
**rrack rolled a random image posted in comment #5475726 at Furries **
#130 - YllekNayr
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(07/29/2013) [-]
Fair enough. If the girl came pre-packaged with you as a boyfriend.

A closer approximation would be a boyfriend begging his girlfriend to stay with him when she's moving on to another browser guy.

I'm not single, myself, but this seems a better analogy.
#128 - theist
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(07/29/2013) [-]
Hey it's tough for girls too. Why don't some guys just open up and tell us how they feel? The whole macho charade isn't doing either of us any good.
#156 to #128 - redbluemungo
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(07/29/2013) [-]
Because guys are guys not girls. Even though it can annoy they don't, if a guy gets emotional a girl will find him less attractive. It's in the programming.
#261 to #156 - theist
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(07/29/2013) [-]
Not all girls. There's a big difference between opening up and sharing, and being a totally crying sissy.
#125 - necroshiz **User deleted account**
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#124 - dafatpenguin
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(07/29/2013) [-]
on our schools computers we set it up so that all the icons were for other browsers and apps, but no matter what you clicked it would always go to internet explorer... the kid who did that caught SUCH a **** storm
#115 - Classic
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#108 - commentorman
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(07/29/2013) [-]
**commentorman rolled a random image posted in comment #711920 at Anime & Manga - anime shows, anime games, anime art, manga **

who I'd ask out
#168 to #108 - anotherponyaccount
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(07/29/2013) [-]
But you aren't an eight year old boy
#104 - pulluspardus
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(07/29/2013) [-]
every woman I meet recently is either    
   
Taken   
a feminazi who hates me    
a vegan who hates me   
a lesbian who hates me   
a dumb bitch who likes to tan and twerk and do duck faces   
a girl who doesn't want to stand on her own feet (ironically feminazis hate me for doing so, because they think I'm being a masochist jerk, while in reality i've been supporting equality for as long as I remember)   
Think that I am a jerk because I work out and care about my own health   
Think that I am a loser for not being a body builder   
lives in another continent (online)   
   
   
I am just the unluckiest person ever.
every woman I meet recently is either

Taken
a feminazi who hates me
a vegan who hates me
a lesbian who hates me
a dumb bitch who likes to tan and twerk and do duck faces
a girl who doesn't want to stand on her own feet (ironically feminazis hate me for doing so, because they think I'm being a masochist jerk, while in reality i've been supporting equality for as long as I remember)
Think that I am a jerk because I work out and care about my own health
Think that I am a loser for not being a body builder
lives in another continent (online)


I am just the unluckiest person ever.
#109 to #104 - parttimepunk
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(07/29/2013) [-]
or you're the most unlikable person ever
#110 to #109 - pulluspardus
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(07/29/2013) [-]
Yeah, probably.
#94 - jmasters
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(07/29/2013) [-]
**jmasters rolled a random image posted in comment #5265357 at Furries ** If relevant or not I use Internet explorer and I've never had a problem.
**jmasters rolled a random image posted in comment #5265357 at Furries ** If relevant or not I use Internet explorer and I've never had a problem.
#88 - baditch
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(07/29/2013) [-]
**baditch rolled a random image posted in comment #166 at 'Murica ** One time I asked a girl I liked to prom and I didn't know she was already seeing someone. She was so flattered and her rejection was so nice that I accidentally fell in love with her. That was almost six months ago and I still fall asleep and wake up thinking about her sometimes. Pic hopefully related.
#65 - yomommabinshoppin
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IE also doesn't feel emotions and the fear/pain of rejection. IE doesn't realize that it is going to die alone quietly and unnoticed. IE is incapable of having hope and thus incapable of losing it. IE doesn't think to itself every day that it is it's own fault that it is useless and deserves every bit of emotional pain it has, and how it deserves more. No, IE is just a bunch of 1's and 0's for browsing the internet. Just because an inanimate object is programmed to ask if you want to use it as your primary browser doesn't mean that I should try to ask out a girl that isn't interested in me, nor does it mean that I should try to ask out any girl when none of them hold interest in my beyond help answering questions on homework or asking about if my best friend is single. No, you are trying to convince me to do something that I decided a long time ago that I should never try to do, for it is hopeless.
#114 to #65 - mvtjets ONLINE
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(07/29/2013) [-]
You must be fun at parties...
#148 to #114 - thetaxman
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#150 to #148 - mvtjets ONLINE
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#54 - thewiseass
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(07/29/2013) [-]
But I don't have a retardation that eliminates my fear.
#49 - occamsrazor
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#36 - thewizsam
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(07/29/2013) [-]
i did ,once, she said no!
#35 - italianfrosttroll
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(07/29/2013) [-]
I have recently grown a set of brass ones and asked a lot of girls out with great success. I'm quite proud, bask in my glory.
#29 - aglet
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(07/29/2013) [-]
hfw
hfw