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#153 - nemesisx
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(07/29/2013) [-]
I did it and she said yes, best year of my life so far
#169 to #153 - ROTFLcopter **User deleted account**
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(07/29/2013) [-]
2 years for me, in 5 days
#106 - Dap
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(07/29/2013) [-]
I hate when funnyjunk talks about women. Every top comment "ugh i'm such a beta. I can't get a girl"
#107 to #106 - sparkyoneonetwo
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(07/29/2013) [-]
you mean the internet right??
#4 - tophtastic
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(07/28/2013) [-]
#56 - rubeusfagrid
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(07/29/2013) [-]
We went on two-three dates after having been friends for a year or so, and out of the blue she said she couldn't be with me for reasons unknown, but not a day goes by without her texting me, or telling me that she misses me. She's confusing.   
   
she tells me she's depending on me but still.... I feel like a doormat. What do?   
   
i just needed to vent a little..
We went on two-three dates after having been friends for a year or so, and out of the blue she said she couldn't be with me for reasons unknown, but not a day goes by without her texting me, or telling me that she misses me. She's confusing.

she tells me she's depending on me but still.... I feel like a doormat. What do?

i just needed to vent a little..
#57 to #56 - certifiedidiot
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(07/29/2013) [-]
Ask her to make up her bloody mind.

That **** sounds almost as bad as being dumped and her not wanting you to see other girls.
#59 to #57 - rubeusfagrid
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(07/29/2013) [-]
It can be described as a marriage, just without the physical part....
#58 to #57 - rubeusfagrid
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(07/29/2013) [-]
That's just the thing... I believe that's what is going on too....
I'm just afraid i'm gonna get the wrong answer.... do i try to fish around.... make her a little jealous or what..
#67 to #58 - creepyunclebob
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(07/29/2013) [-]
Don't play ******* games with her, try to get the right answer out of her and move on if you can't.
#76 to #58 - certifiedidiot
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(07/29/2013) [-]
Even if you don't get the answer you wanted, it was still that answer the entire damn time, so choose, absolution or ignorant bliss.

Just say it's a bloody frustration as to what is going on between you two because you don't know what the hell is going on, so ask for her to explain this dickery and tell her she's more than welcome to make a powerpoint presentation if needed.

Maybe not those words but you get the jist of it.
#28 - hydromatic
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(07/29/2013) [-]
The result would be the same.
#16 - thedarkestrogue
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(07/28/2013) [-]
You're equating us to IE?
Thats cruel man. Thats just ******* mean.
We're not that useless are we?
#144 to #16 - anon
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(07/29/2013) [-]
We're also not that slow.

well.. most of us aren't that slow.
#10 - skysailor
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(07/28/2013) [-]
This is probably the most motivating statement for people to summon up some courage.
#8 - Crusader
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(07/28/2013) [-]
The lightbulb
it didn't **** up
#9 to #8 - manformen
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(07/28/2013) [-]
- don' t
- can' t
#122 to #8 - fjlightbulb
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(07/29/2013) [-]
HRH a lung train ride. gun cum In paskaa to india,
and was In it, we Hm for a laugh. nuke Imus. smile because
you want to, tail ' that um, tat! mum! yuur beautif
#13 to #8 - kaffedk
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(07/28/2013) [-]
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#15 to #8 - anon
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(07/28/2013) [-]
Like the other thousand times it hasn't ****** up?
#224 - fabelousnagger
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(07/29/2013) [-]
another one of these threads? old hate vs explorer, IT is not that bad as it was before

but old hate never changes...so why bother?
#239 to #224 - ipostfunny
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(07/29/2013) [-]
Invalid argument!
#252 to #239 - fabelousnagger
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(07/29/2013) [-]
so I must repeat....old hate on old version beat the dead horse, as most have not even tried the newer version and don't know what they talk about
#263 to #252 - mossycabbages
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(07/29/2013) [-]
Most people just had a crap experience with IE in the past and dropped it, and still **** on it on that merit alone. It's understandable, but I do agree that the new IE is alright, but still needs some work.
#198 - maxmoefoe
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(07/29/2013) [-]
**maxmoefoe rolled a random image posted in comment #692877 at Anime & Manga - anime shows, anime games, anime art, manga ** Poor little guy
#188 - grandmabetty
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(07/29/2013) [-]
I really don't see why people say 'deuueugh IE is *****. It's not the best browser, no, but it's not the worst browser. Firefox has become increasingly **** over the years and Safari is just a heap of wanky badly configured Apple ******** they try to pester you into installing, just like iTunes. Why you would want Safari on your Windows PC is unknown, probably because you're a closet Apple fanboy.

I've even noticed now that every time you update Adobe Flash Player in any browser that isn't Chrome, it forces you to install Chrome on your machine. I don't care as much about this because I keep Chrome as a 'backup browser', but what if somebody doesn't want Chrome at all? It's just unnecessary bloatware in that case. Clearly one of Google's tactics to try and take over the world. And remember that patronising Super Sync Sports game Google did and straight up called your browser 'not modern' if you tried to play it in a non-Chrome browser? You can't get more cunty than that.
#185 - loodee
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(07/29/2013) [-]
newest IE isn't that bad
#182 - guiltyparty
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(07/29/2013) [-]
Looking for some girl advice Fj

i am in my final year of highschool doing the top subjects: physics, chem, maths, maths no.2, and other stuff
there is a girl who i have been chatting with and flirting a little
so my dilema is do i wait it out and risk becoming distant or ask her out now
second issue is i do not have my car license but will be getting it pretty much right at the end of school
#186 to #182 - lindow
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(07/29/2013) [-]
Mate, if she won't go out with you because you don't have your license yet, you probably aren't gonna want to spend your energy on her anyway (assuming that;s what you meant by "second issue").
Now is probably your best shot. Even if you get rejected hard you'll regret it less later.

#202 to #186 - guiltyparty
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(07/29/2013) [-]
she wouldnt give a crap about me having my license its just that in my mind everything seems so much easier after i get it as far as parents and such go
#210 to #202 - lindow
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(07/29/2013) [-]
Well... that makes more sense.
I stand by what I said before, ask her now as opposed to waiting.
I don't know either of you so I can only dispense generic advice, but just casually/calmly ask her if she wants to go somewhere with you, a meal, a movie, anywhere really that you think she'll enjoy and you're comfortable with.

And if she says no? take it in stride, it's ok to be a bit shocked but again, stay calm, make it seem like it wasn't really a huge deal, and heck, maybe she'll even respect that and come around later.

The most important thing to keep in mind is that rejection happens, dates go bad, life goes on.
You can be upset about it, either alone or with close friends/family, but move on.
And hey, it could go really well, that chance is worth it right?
#189 to #182 - takesomemorewater
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(07/29/2013) [-]
I don't care what your subjects are...
Ask her out...I failed to do that before I graduated, and I really regret it.
There's nothing else to it really...doesn't matter if you have a car or not...take a cab or something, find some place romantic, whether it's a expensive restaurant or just a nice place in the open. That's my advice. Take it or leave it, I don't give three flying bucket of cactus *****.
#201 to #189 - guiltyparty
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(07/29/2013) [-]
this is good advice and as far as the flying bucket of cactus ***** go can i have that anyway?
#219 to #201 - takesomemorewater
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(07/29/2013) [-]
No...I ate them all...you can have the bucket though.
#221 to #219 - guiltyparty
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(07/29/2013) [-]
i don't like you
i don't like you
#167 - stavIIIiii
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(07/29/2013) [-]
Am I the only one that didn't friendzone IE?    
I got to say its going pretty smooth so far
Am I the only one that didn't friendzone IE?
I got to say its going pretty smooth so far
#118 - feelythefeel
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(07/29/2013) [-]
What's worse, IE is objectively inferior. We're all just wimps.
#95 - calawesome
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(07/29/2013) [-]
**calawesome rolled a random image posted in comment #3218771 at Friendly ** MFW I'm using IE right now.
#90 - HumbertoL
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(07/29/2013) [-]
Ya know. Internet Explorer might not be great, but if it asks enough people, someone will eventually click yes.
Ya know. Internet Explorer might not be great, but if it asks enough people, someone will eventually click yes.
#98 to #90 - blacklightsun
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(07/29/2013) [-]
Like buying winRAR...   
Eventually someone will do it...   
gif kinda urelated.
Like buying winRAR...
Eventually someone will do it...
gif kinda urelated.
#102 to #98 - luthervonappledorf
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(07/29/2013) [-]
I did. And PowerISO. They're really handy to have a proper disk of for whenever I get a new PC.
#44 - arnoldnorris
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(07/29/2013) [-]
>it's automatic with most windows computers
>Internet explorer have raped me
>Go rape women
#37 - daryldixon
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(07/29/2013) [-]
It's not that hard to ask a girl out.
#74 to #37 - pivotmasterdm
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(07/29/2013) [-]
Getting her to say yes is the real trick.
#33 - hellsjester
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(07/29/2013) [-]
MFW i try but only non language comes out