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#190 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/29/2013) [+] (8 replies)
If you use Internet Explorer, then you don't give a **** .
If you use Google Chrome, then you're a pretentious asshole.
If you use Apple Safari, then you're also a pretentious asshole.
If you use Mozilla Firefox, then you're behind the times.
If you use Opera, then you're a hipster.
If you use Rockmelt, then you're an even bigger hipster.
If you use Netscape Navigator, then you're oldschool.
If you use NCSA Mosaic, then you're really olschool.
If you use WorldWideWeb, then you're really really oldschool.
If you use AOL's browser, then you just can't let go of the past.
#153 - nemesisx (07/29/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I did it and she said yes, best year of my life so far
User avatar #106 - Dap (07/29/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I hate when funnyjunk talks about women. Every top comment "ugh i'm such a beta. I can't get a girl"
User avatar #107 to #106 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/29/2013) [-]
you mean the internet right??
#104 - pulluspardus (07/29/2013) [+] (2 replies)
every woman I meet recently is either    
   
Taken   
a feminazi who hates me    
a vegan who hates me   
a lesbian who hates me   
a dumb bitch who likes to tan and twerk and do duck faces   
a girl who doesn't want to stand on her own feet (ironically feminazis hate me for doing so, because they think I'm being a masochist jerk, while in reality i've been supporting equality for as long as I remember)   
Think that I am a jerk because I work out and care about my own health   
Think that I am a loser for not being a body builder   
lives in another continent (online)   
   
   
I am just the unluckiest person ever.
every woman I meet recently is either

Taken
a feminazi who hates me
a vegan who hates me
a lesbian who hates me
a dumb bitch who likes to tan and twerk and do duck faces
a girl who doesn't want to stand on her own feet (ironically feminazis hate me for doing so, because they think I'm being a masochist jerk, while in reality i've been supporting equality for as long as I remember)
Think that I am a jerk because I work out and care about my own health
Think that I am a loser for not being a body builder
lives in another continent (online)


I am just the unluckiest person ever.
User avatar #110 to #109 - pulluspardus (07/29/2013) [-]
Yeah, probably.
#56 - rubeusfagrid (07/29/2013) [+] (5 replies)
We went on two-three dates after having been friends for a year or so, and out of the blue she said she couldn't be with me for reasons unknown, but not a day goes by without her texting me, or telling me that she misses me. She's confusing.   
   
she tells me she's depending on me but still.... I feel like a doormat. What do?   
   
i just needed to vent a little..
We went on two-three dates after having been friends for a year or so, and out of the blue she said she couldn't be with me for reasons unknown, but not a day goes by without her texting me, or telling me that she misses me. She's confusing.

she tells me she's depending on me but still.... I feel like a doormat. What do?

i just needed to vent a little..
User avatar #28 - hydromatic (07/29/2013) [-]
The result would be the same.
User avatar #16 - thedarkestrogue (07/28/2013) [+] (1 reply)
You're equating us to IE?
Thats cruel man. Thats just ******* mean.
We're not that useless are we?
User avatar #10 - skysailor (07/28/2013) [-]
This is probably the most motivating statement for people to summon up some courage.
User avatar #8 - Crusader (07/28/2013) [+] (4 replies)
The lightbulb
it didn't **** up
#224 - fabelousnagger (07/29/2013) [+] (3 replies)
another one of these threads? old hate vs explorer, IT is not that bad as it was before

but old hate never changes...so why bother?
#252 to #239 - fabelousnagger (07/29/2013) [-]
so I must repeat....old hate on old version beat the dead horse, as most have not even tried the newer version and don't know what they talk about
User avatar #185 - loodee (07/29/2013) [-]
newest IE isn't that bad
#182 - guiltyparty (07/29/2013) [+] (7 replies)
Looking for some girl advice Fj

i am in my final year of highschool doing the top subjects: physics, chem, maths, maths no.2, and other stuff
there is a girl who i have been chatting with and flirting a little
so my dilema is do i wait it out and risk becoming distant or ask her out now
second issue is i do not have my car license but will be getting it pretty much right at the end of school
User avatar #210 to #202 - lindow (07/29/2013) [-]
Well... that makes more sense.
I stand by what I said before, ask her now as opposed to waiting.
I don't know either of you so I can only dispense generic advice, but just casually/calmly ask her if she wants to go somewhere with you, a meal, a movie, anywhere really that you think she'll enjoy and you're comfortable with.

And if she says no? take it in stride, it's ok to be a bit shocked but again, stay calm, make it seem like it wasn't really a huge deal, and heck, maybe she'll even respect that and come around later.

The most important thing to keep in mind is that rejection happens, dates go bad, life goes on.
You can be upset about it, either alone or with close friends/family, but move on.
And hey, it could go really well, that chance is worth it right?
#170 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/29/2013) [-]
I really don't understand everyone's hate for IE. I have been using it all my life and haven't managed to come across all the problems people are complaining about. once my brother got 4 extra tool bars on my computer and I deleted them in about 5 min an I never could figure out how he did it, but I never found any other problems.
#167 - stavIIIiii (07/29/2013) [-]
Am I the only one that didn't friendzone IE?    
I got to say its going pretty smooth so far
Am I the only one that didn't friendzone IE?
I got to say its going pretty smooth so far
User avatar #146 - endofgods (07/29/2013) [-]
but by that logic it will end the same way too
#118 - feelythefeel (07/29/2013) [-]
What's worse, IE is objectively inferior. We're all just wimps.
#112 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/29/2013) [-]
Explorer didn't asked me, it was already installed on my computer without my will. Would that be considered rape?
#95 - calawesome (07/29/2013) [-]
**calawesome rolled a random image posted in comment #3218771 at Friendly ** MFW I'm using IE right now.
#90 - HumbertoL (07/29/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Ya know. Internet Explorer might not be great, but if it asks enough people, someone will eventually click yes.
Ya know. Internet Explorer might not be great, but if it asks enough people, someone will eventually click yes.
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