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User avatar #91 - tehlulzbringer (07/29/2013) [+] (4 replies)
fun fact: he won't be, get a girlfriend
#111 to #91 - mascaradick (07/29/2013) [-]
I am not a dude but stil a good suggestion. Thanks a lot!
<---Theres your proof.
User avatar #82 - willindor (07/29/2013) [-]
2005: Terrorists didn't take over a military base in Alaska.
2009: Zombie apocalypse didn't happen.
If the world doesn't get invaded by creatures from the future in 2015 then this will be a pretty boring universe.
#68 - ubermasterfaggot ONLINE (07/29/2013) [+] (1 reply)
But when you're 50 and haven't shaved your facial hair for quite a long time, you could be your own wizard!
But when you're 50 and haven't shaved your facial hair for quite a long time, you could be your own wizard!
#11 - ryokufox (07/29/2013) [+] (1 reply)
he will. but he will be a jehovah witness unfortunately
User avatar #106 - Lloydles (07/29/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Sorry for my ignorance, but what is 'reaping'?
#101 - anonymous (07/29/2013) [+] (1 reply)
That's because all these movies are fictional and only an idiot would expect events from these movies to happen in real life.
User avatar #110 to #101 - keatontheghostfox (07/29/2013) [-]
Plus, let's me honest, if it was possible to do any of the things mentioned in the post, the vast majority of this site would be too afraid to do them anyway.
User avatar #74 - zeunfunnyguy (07/29/2013) [-]
You go to Hogwartz when you're 11. There actually is no age limit for when you're gonna get your letter. Harry only got his on his birthday because Vernon tried to stall it and Hagrid ended up forcing it to Harry.
User avatar #30 - zeroxnight (07/29/2013) [-]
At least I became a Pokemon trainer. I have a Growlithe that fights against other growlithes and a torchic that fights against other torchics
User avatar #28 - fortminorj (07/29/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Wasn't Bilbo 51?
User avatar #38 to #28 - demandsgayversion (07/29/2013) [-]
If I have reason to believe Gandalf wants me for an adventure, I'll be at my front door every morning starting right the **** now. I ain't waiting.
User avatar #27 - Sataria (07/29/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I still have another year to survive till 19
User avatar #33 to #27 - thisisspartah (07/29/2013) [-]
may the odds be ever in YOUR favour
User avatar #13 - werewulft (07/29/2013) [-]
I read reaped as raped and thought why and the hell would you want to be raped before 19 i mean that's a small time frame compared to the rest of your life i mean would it be any different after 19 or something and finally re-read that and now i am disgusted for the kind of person I've become because of funnyjunk.
#103 - caau (07/29/2013) [-]
Sorry to say mate but it is xD I am not on other sites and I've seen it before
Sorry to say mate but it is xD I am not on other sites and I've seen it before
User avatar #75 - severepwner (07/29/2013) [-]
Some thing about getting wrapped up in a fantasy war with talking animals, doesn't exactly sound appealing.
#73 - anonymous (07/29/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Maybe I'm a Time Lord and I am set to regener-



I turned into a walrus. **** me.
User avatar #81 to #73 - willindor (07/29/2013) [-]
If you want but it's not really my thing.
#69 - amuzen (07/29/2013) [-]
Why would anyone WANT to be reaped
#37 - iamphoenix (07/29/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I did not read 'reaped'.
User avatar #43 to #37 - chuca (07/29/2013) [-]
neither did i...and it didn't even register as wrong until i reread the post
User avatar #26 - NotASingleFuck (07/29/2013) [+] (1 reply)
And we didn't become pokemon trainers at 10.
#9 - feffog (07/28/2013) [+] (1 reply)
i never got put into an overdramatic life or death situation in which i assume i will be the main character TTTT.TTTT

if i was put into a deathmatch competition thats name is derived from starving to death i dont think the first words in my head are "yay im the luckiest person on earth"
#4 - mraye (07/28/2013) [-]
Gandalf helps those who help themselves.
User avatar #10 - flusteredmoose (07/29/2013) [-]
Surely making it to 19 without going into the hunger games is a good thing.
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