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#55 - atrumaliger (07/29/2013) [+] (7 replies)
You forgot about something rather important.

User avatar #91 - tehlulzbringer (07/29/2013) [+] (4 replies)
fun fact: he won't be, get a girlfriend
#111 to #91 - mascaradick (07/29/2013) [-]
I am not a dude but stil a good suggestion. Thanks a lot!
<---Theres your proof.
User avatar #82 - willindor (07/29/2013) [-]
2005: Terrorists didn't take over a military base in Alaska.
2009: Zombie apocalypse didn't happen.
If the world doesn't get invaded by creatures from the future in 2015 then this will be a pretty boring universe.
#68 - ubermasterfaggot (07/29/2013) [+] (1 reply)
But when you're 50 and haven't shaved your facial hair for quite a long time, you could be your own wizard!
But when you're 50 and haven't shaved your facial hair for quite a long time, you could be your own wizard!
#11 - ryokufox (07/29/2013) [+] (1 reply)
he will. but he will be a jehovah witness unfortunately
User avatar #6 - captainfuckitall (07/28/2013) [-]
>Depending upon other people to take you on amazing quests rather than making your own and taking others along
>Full Pleb

Well no ******* wonder nobody ever wants to have adventures with you
#107 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/29/2013) [-]
he arrives at the eleventy-oneth birthday!
User avatar #106 - Lloydles (07/29/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Sorry for my ignorance, but what is 'reaping'?
#74 - zeunfunnyguy ONLINE (07/29/2013) [-]
You go to Hogwartz when you're 11. There actually is no age limit for when you're gonna get your letter. Harry only got his on his birthday because Vernon tried to stall it and Hagrid ended up forcing it to Harry.
User avatar #30 - zeroxnight (07/29/2013) [-]
At least I became a Pokemon trainer. I have a Growlithe that fights against other growlithes and a torchic that fights against other torchics
User avatar #28 - fortminorj (07/29/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Wasn't Bilbo 51?
User avatar #38 to #28 - demandsgayversion (07/29/2013) [-]
If I have reason to believe Gandalf wants me for an adventure, I'll be at my front door every morning starting right the **** now. I ain't waiting.
User avatar #27 - Sataria (07/29/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I still have another year to survive till 19
User avatar #33 to #27 - thisisspartah (07/29/2013) [-]
may the odds be ever in YOUR favour
User avatar #13 - werewulft (07/29/2013) [-]
I read reaped as raped and thought why and the hell would you want to be raped before 19 i mean that's a small time frame compared to the rest of your life i mean would it be any different after 19 or something and finally re-read that and now i am disgusted for the kind of person I've become because of funnyjunk.
#103 - caau (07/29/2013) [-]
Sorry to say mate but it is xD I am not on other sites and I've seen it before
Sorry to say mate but it is xD I am not on other sites and I've seen it before
#86 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/29/2013) [-]
The greatest adventure is what lies ahead.
Today and tomorrow are yet to be said.
The chances, the changes are all yours to make.
The mold of your life is in your hands to break.
[...]
The man who's a dreamer and never takes leave
Who thinks of a world that is just make-believe
Will never know passion, will never know pain.
Who sits by the window will one day see rain.
User avatar #75 - severepwner (07/29/2013) [-]
Some thing about getting wrapped up in a fantasy war with talking animals, doesn't exactly sound appealing.
#73 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/29/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Maybe I'm a Time Lord and I am set to regener-

OOP THERE I GO.

*WHOOOSH*

I turned into a walrus. **** me.
User avatar #81 to #73 - willindor (07/29/2013) [-]
If you want but it's not really my thing.
#69 - amuzen (07/29/2013) [-]
Why would anyone WANT to be reaped
#39 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/29/2013) [-]
Don't worry, I'm Gandalf. I'm not coming unless you have weed and food.
#12 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/29/2013) [-]
he'll come at your 111th birthday how about that?
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