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#68 - ubermasterfaggot ONLINE (07/29/2013) [-]
But when you're 50 and haven't shaved your facial hair for quite a long time, you could be your own wizard!
But when you're 50 and haven't shaved your facial hair for quite a long time, you could be your own wizard!
User avatar #84 to #68 - evilanakie (07/29/2013) [-]
dont forget the whole virgin till 30 thing
#11 - ryokufox (07/29/2013) [-]
he will. but he will be a jehovah witness unfortunately
User avatar #17 to #11 - sweetnothings (07/29/2013) [-]
if those two showed up at my door I'd listen to whatever the **** they had to say.
"kili is like the lead singer if the dwarves were a boy band"
User avatar #6 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (07/28/2013) [-]
>Depending upon other people to take you on amazing quests rather than making your own and taking others along
>Full Pleb

Well no ******* wonder nobody ever wants to have adventures with you
User avatar #106 - Lloydles (07/29/2013) [-]
Sorry for my ignorance, but what is 'reaping'?
User avatar #116 to #106 - Furubatsu (07/29/2013) [-]
Hunger Games raffle for contestants
User avatar #117 to #116 - Lloydles (07/29/2013) [-]
So getting reaped gets you into the Hunger Games? Isn't that a bad thing?
User avatar #118 to #117 - Furubatsu (07/29/2013) [-]
It is
User avatar #74 - zeunfunnyguy (07/29/2013) [-]
You go to Hogwartz when you're 11. There actually is no age limit for when you're gonna get your letter. Harry only got his on his birthday because Vernon tried to stall it and Hagrid ended up forcing it to Harry.
User avatar #30 - zeroxnight (07/29/2013) [-]
At least I became a Pokemon trainer. I have a Growlithe that fights against other growlithes and a torchic that fights against other torchics
User avatar #13 - werewulft (07/29/2013) [-]
I read reaped as raped and thought why and the hell would you want to be raped before 19 i mean that's a small time frame compared to the rest of your life i mean would it be any different after 19 or something and finally re-read that and now i am disgusted for the kind of person I've become because of funnyjunk.
#103 - caau (07/29/2013) [-]
Sorry to say mate but it is xD I am not on other sites and I've seen it before
Sorry to say mate but it is xD I am not on other sites and I've seen it before
User avatar #91 - tehlulzbringer (07/29/2013) [-]
fun fact: he won't be, get a girlfriend
#111 to #91 - mascaradick (07/29/2013) [-]
I am not a dude but stil a good suggestion. Thanks a lot!
<---Theres your proof.
User avatar #112 to #111 - tehlulzbringer (07/29/2013) [-]
he still won't be there when you're 50
best to get a job, perhaps some friends
I don't think you realise this but these things aren't actually real
User avatar #114 to #112 - mascaradick (07/29/2013) [-]
Its content dude, a joke. Lighten up a bit. I got a life outside of here. I got friends and a job. I love my life. I come here to relax.
So lighten up dude ^^
#113 to #112 - John Cena (07/29/2013) [-]
did you like eat paint chips as a child or were you worth with satans dick in your ass?
User avatar #75 - severepwner (07/29/2013) [-]
Some thing about getting wrapped up in a fantasy war with talking animals, doesn't exactly sound appealing.
#69 - amuzen (07/29/2013) [-]
Why would anyone WANT to be reaped
User avatar #28 - fortminorj (07/29/2013) [-]
Wasn't Bilbo 51?
User avatar #38 to #28 - demandsgayversion (07/29/2013) [-]
If I have reason to believe Gandalf wants me for an adventure, I'll be at my front door every morning starting right the **** now. I ain't waiting.
User avatar #27 - Sataria (07/29/2013) [-]
I still have another year to survive till 19
User avatar #33 to #27 - thisisspartah (07/29/2013) [-]
may the odds be ever in YOUR favour
User avatar #26 - NotASingleFuck (07/29/2013) [-]
And we didn't become pokemon trainers at 10.
User avatar #34 to #26 - thisisspartah (07/29/2013) [-]
I did, I got pokemon cards
#9 - feffog ONLINE (07/28/2013) [-]
i never got put into an overdramatic life or death situation in which i assume i will be the main character TTTT.TTTT

if i was put into a deathmatch competition thats name is derived from starving to death i dont think the first words in my head are "yay im the luckiest person on earth"
User avatar #120 to #9 - Furubatsu (07/29/2013) [-]
Unless you're a career
#4 - mraye (07/28/2013) [-]
Gandalf helps those who help themselves.
#101 - John Cena (07/29/2013) [-]
That's because all these movies are fictional and only an idiot would expect events from these movies to happen in real life.
User avatar #110 to #101 - keatontheghostfox (07/29/2013) [-]
Plus, let's me honest, if it was possible to do any of the things mentioned in the post, the vast majority of this site would be too afraid to do them anyway.
#73 - John Cena (07/29/2013) [-]
Maybe I'm a Time Lord and I am set to regener-

OOP THERE I GO.

*WHOOOSH*

I turned into a walrus. **** me.
User avatar #81 to #73 - willindor (07/29/2013) [-]
If you want but it's not really my thing.
#45 - John Cena (07/29/2013) [-]
too bad for you, gandalf will be dead when you're 27
#37 - iamphoenix (07/29/2013) [-]
I did not read 'reaped'.
User avatar #43 to #37 - chuca (07/29/2013) [-]
neither did i...and it didn't even register as wrong until i reread the post
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