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#338 - amuzen ONLINE (07/29/2013) [+] (2 replies)
my cat likes it if you kind of scratch his back/fur and tuffle his hair aka no wrong way, he goes to the bathroom outside, he spends an hour and a half a day every day grooming and cleaning himself, he likes to play this game where we chase eachother around the house as well as play with laser pointers and wrestle with my hand every day, and he's just big enough to fit in my lap and still be easy to pick up.
although he does have this annoying habbit of attacking me in my bed if I hit the snooze button on my alarm clock to many times.
#345 to #344 - amuzen ONLINE (07/29/2013) [-]
It's mostly just part of his schedule, he likes to wake up when my alarm clock goes off and usually I feed him before getting in the shower then we play for a bit before I eat breakfast while he snuggles on my lap then he goes outside and I go to work, he gets annoyed if I don't feed him and ignore him so he attacks my feet.
User avatar #337 - payseht ONLINE (07/29/2013) [-]
So I should get a lion. Fair enough.
#321 - A Pickle (07/29/2013) [+] (8 replies)
Give me one reason why a cat is better than a dog

oh wait
User avatar #350 to #321 - dumbandyoung (07/29/2013) [-]
1. I got two of my three cats as kittens. They all took to their litter boxes immediately and have NEVER messed on the floor. I recently got another puppy since my pit bull died of cancer a few months back. She pees or ***** on the floor a few times every day, despite being put outside constantly and scolded when she goes in the house.
2. They clean themselves much better than dogs do and never smell bad unless they get into something, so I let my cat Sayu sleep in my bed with me. She always cuddles with me and purrs until she falls asleep.
3. Cats are soft.
4. Cats don't just give themselves up to you, they make you earn their trust and affection. Once you've earned it, they're always there.
5. They have the times of their lives chasing red dots and strings, which is adorable.
6. They catch and kill bugs that get in your house.

Although I prefer cats, I love all my animals. My second favorites are my reptiles.
#314 - zombiesexsymbol (07/29/2013) [-]
but cats are awesome....
but cats are awesome....
#189 - castrate (07/29/2013) [+] (1 reply)
And all of a sudden everyone in the comments have a cat
User avatar #179 - hokon (07/29/2013) [-]
My cat never uses her litterbox.. only if theres like a storm outside and he absoloutley has to
User avatar #175 - bronybox (07/29/2013) [-]
Eh, takes a lot more effort and time to live with a dog than a cat.

I don't want to buy a dog and then raise it to be one of those bad dogs that are absolutely retarded and very bad-mannered. Cats are generally easier to take care of, and they fit onto your bed comfortably so you can pet them there, while their purring calms you down and helps you go to sleep.

Dogs are more like good friends and require more attention. Cats require very little of your attention (usually), and are generally good pets for people that don't have a lot of time to waste.
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User avatar #82 - ilcecchino ONLINE (07/28/2013) [-]
My cat... well both of my cats... go to the bathroom outside. love being held and pet any way shape or form. are outdoor cats so not only is my cat happy to see me after work. she's waiting outside for me on the driveway. and will just chill on my lap at night watching movies with me
#37 - raynagrimm (07/28/2013) [-]
we have a cat that acts just like a dog, i can even rub his belly and not get mauled. he acts just like a dog, i think it might be because we called him spot cause of the spots on his belly. he is the perfect kind of cat

pic related, he is the gray one and thats his sister he is laying on top of
#14 - jakatackka (07/28/2013) [-]
Why would you want a longer tongue or barking? And most cats can go to the bathroom outside as well; dogs, however, almost always have to go to the bathroom outside, even if you live in a 20th floor apartment.
User avatar #383 - zerglin (09/26/2013) [-]
If you need your cat to wag its tail when its happy... just no. You obviously cant read cats. Each animal is different and expresses itself differently. Think about how we as humans express emotion. Now imagine that animals expressions are how their body poises, and voila, you now have 100 different poses to memorize.
#382 - grasman ONLINE (08/04/2013) [-]
I call ******** , but ok.
#378 - mossycabbages (07/29/2013) [-]
"Also they bark now" Now in what 						*******					 world is that positive
"Also they bark now" Now in what ******* world is that positive
User avatar #361 - ivoryhammer (07/29/2013) [-]
You can tell a cat's emotions by its tail movements, if it's strait up, the cat is happy, if the tail is being whipped around, unhappy, if the tail is between the legs, the cat is scared. Simple stuff.
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User avatar #84 - daentraya (07/28/2013) [-]
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Lovecraft on Cats and Dogs.
User avatar #79 - cmcdftw (07/28/2013) [-]
Pretty much yeah^
#47 - mankey (07/28/2013) [-]
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