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#322 - necroshiz **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #253 - chiefrunnyjeans (07/29/2013) [+] (1 reply)
1 way to make dogs the ultimate pet: Get them to use the toilet. That would be awesome
User avatar #18 - afrodemon ONLINE (07/28/2013) [-]
my cat loves when i come home, it even comes to greet me
User avatar #330 - lemurlemur (07/29/2013) [-]
**** this i like cats for the very reason people dont like them
User avatar #305 - nopenotme (07/29/2013) [-]
I'm ashamed to say I didn't see it coming until right after I read number 9.
#213 - alhemicar (07/29/2013) [+] (9 replies)
best pet
User avatar #146 - turbodoosh (07/29/2013) [-]
Train your cat like you would a dog from the day it is born and viola you have a cool cat.
User avatar #110 - lennny (07/29/2013) [-]
''Wouldn't it be great if you vould just look at their tail and tell their emotions?''

Actually, you can...
Tail up = Greeting, being friendly
Trashing tail = Angry, excited
Stiff tail = Unsure
Quivering = Very pleased to see you

And so on.
User avatar #38 - xplosevdiarrhea (07/28/2013) [-]
Dog's life isn't always so cheerful. Sad Dog Diary
#3 - anonymous (07/28/2013) [+] (6 replies)
yes because barking is an improvement...
#117 to #3 - droop (07/29/2013) [-]
It is because if someone breaks into your house, the cat's gonna rub against them and meow while a dog will probably wake you up barking.   
So yeah, it is.   
I probably worded that weird but you get what I mean.
It is because if someone breaks into your house, the cat's gonna rub against them and meow while a dog will probably wake you up barking.
So yeah, it is.
I probably worded that weird but you get what I mean.
#286 - sparkysparkybooman (07/29/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I get this is supposed to be for comedic purposes and all, but nubmer 5 is just dumb. "Now you dont have to clean out the cat litter!'   
Yea, now you just gotta pick up their 						*****					 with your hand around a plastic bag and throw it in a trash. And let them out and back in every time they need to go...   
   
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I get this is supposed to be for comedic purposes and all, but nubmer 5 is just dumb. "Now you dont have to clean out the cat litter!'
Yea, now you just gotta pick up their ***** with your hand around a plastic bag and throw it in a trash. And let them out and back in every time they need to go...

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User avatar #276 - doganator (07/29/2013) [-]
Now if you look at the comment section you will see a bunch of butt hurt cat lovers
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#268 - admiralamory **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#267 - walmartysghost **User deleted account** (07/29/2013) [+] (1 reply)
all of these also apply to women
#246 - thisshipdied (07/29/2013) [-]
I disagree with 7. Cats are nice because of how small they are.
Then again dogs come in all sizes. (god dammit I'm not helping my argument)
#206 - nITE (07/29/2013) [-]
Dogs are better... You dont see Ms. Sugerpuff saving Timmy from being down the well and Dogs are better to be named cause if you named your dog Ms. Sugerpuff you deserve to be in that well
Dogs are better... You dont see Ms. Sugerpuff saving Timmy from being down the well and Dogs are better to be named cause if you named your dog Ms. Sugerpuff you deserve to be in that well
User avatar #136 - sackit (07/29/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Dogs gets annoyed if you rub him some where

Cats "Purrs" when happy this way its annoying tale wont hit you in face 24/7

Cats are always happy to see you too, they just dont sow it so easly

Larger tongue? More poop from the dogs ass in your face eeeew

Poop outside? Ehm my cats poop outside and if he does it inside he leaves the house once he can and is ashamed of himself

Ive seen lazy dogs to, beside many cats are playfull to

No small = cute
Big= takes space and stuff

Easly trainable!! what do you mean cats can be easly trained but most people do not train theire cat, just simply beucase they do not want to.

Longer nose? becuase you are retarded
Also i dont need to walk my dog 3 times a day.

Why are so many Dog lovers on FJ retarded? Cats can do most of what a Dog can do but its all about how we act with them and what we like.
#111 - hydromatic (07/29/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Uuuuuh, i don't like how you highlighted that part of the sentence OP.
#94 - nomade (07/28/2013) [-]
I must say it is alot of work with a dog.
But i still love those ************* .
User avatar #49 - drtrousersnake (07/28/2013) [+] (4 replies)
cats don't shove there toys in your face at 3 AM because they are bored.
User avatar #66 to #62 - vatra (07/28/2013) [-]
Nice, our cat dropped a bloodied pretending to be dead mouse on my mom's stomach. The mouse then got up and ran away. Mom screamed loud enough to wake the neighborhood.
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