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#247 - Her (07/29/2013) [+] (5 replies)
This is basically saying ''I'm too stupid to understand cats because they are more subtle than dogs and it's their fault."   
1. Of course there's a wrong way to rub a cat. There's a wrong way to rub any animal. How would you like it if someone vigorously shook their hand all throughout your hair in all directions? I've rubbed many cats' fur 'the wrong way' (as in going against the hair's direction of growth) and unless you furiously try to rub their skin off, they generally don't give a 			****		.   
2. They're not dogs. You don't wag your tail when you're happy either, do you? I'm sorry things aren't as simple as you want.   
3. They are if you aren't such a twat to them. And they're generally loners. Unlike dogs, they don't feel the need to recognize you as a pack leader and bow to your every command. It's not as personal as you think.   
4. A larger tongue? Really? I feel I don't need to address that.   
5. Considering how stubborn cats are, since they don't depend on you for guidance, you are damn lucky you don't need to potty train them. Is a litter-box really something to bitch about? Really?   
6. This one I can agree with. But that's what dogs are for. Cats weren't bred to play.   
7. Um...   
8. They are trainable, actually. They're just nothing like dogs. So stop comparing them already.   
9. Because then they would look like deranged dogs? I could explain why they have short snouts to begin with, but I know nobody cares.   
10. Yeah. Great. More annoying sounds.   
   
   
TL;DR   
I wouldn't read it either.   
Just get a dog if you can't handle a cat.
This is basically saying ''I'm too stupid to understand cats because they are more subtle than dogs and it's their fault."
1. Of course there's a wrong way to rub a cat. There's a wrong way to rub any animal. How would you like it if someone vigorously shook their hand all throughout your hair in all directions? I've rubbed many cats' fur 'the wrong way' (as in going against the hair's direction of growth) and unless you furiously try to rub their skin off, they generally don't give a **** .
2. They're not dogs. You don't wag your tail when you're happy either, do you? I'm sorry things aren't as simple as you want.
3. They are if you aren't such a twat to them. And they're generally loners. Unlike dogs, they don't feel the need to recognize you as a pack leader and bow to your every command. It's not as personal as you think.
4. A larger tongue? Really? I feel I don't need to address that.
5. Considering how stubborn cats are, since they don't depend on you for guidance, you are damn lucky you don't need to potty train them. Is a litter-box really something to bitch about? Really?
6. This one I can agree with. But that's what dogs are for. Cats weren't bred to play.
7. Um...
8. They are trainable, actually. They're just nothing like dogs. So stop comparing them already.
9. Because then they would look like deranged dogs? I could explain why they have short snouts to begin with, but I know nobody cares.
10. Yeah. Great. More annoying sounds.


TL;DR
I wouldn't read it either.
Just get a dog if you can't handle a cat.
User avatar #18 - afrodemon (07/28/2013) [-]
my cat loves when i come home, it even comes to greet me
User avatar #330 - lemurlemur (07/29/2013) [-]
**** this i like cats for the very reason people dont like them
User avatar #305 - nopenotme (07/29/2013) [-]
I'm ashamed to say I didn't see it coming until right after I read number 9.
#213 - alhemicar (07/29/2013) [+] (9 replies)
best pet
User avatar #146 - turbodoosh (07/29/2013) [-]
Train your cat like you would a dog from the day it is born and viola you have a cool cat.
User avatar #110 - lennny (07/29/2013) [-]
''Wouldn't it be great if you vould just look at their tail and tell their emotions?''

Actually, you can...
Tail up = Greeting, being friendly
Trashing tail = Angry, excited
Stiff tail = Unsure
Quivering = Very pleased to see you

And so on.
User avatar #38 - xplosevdiarrhea (07/28/2013) [-]
Dog's life isn't always so cheerful. Sad Dog Diary
#3 - Ken M (07/28/2013) [+] (6 replies)
yes because barking is an improvement...
#117 to #3 - droop (07/29/2013) [-]
It is because if someone breaks into your house, the cat's gonna rub against them and meow while a dog will probably wake you up barking.   
So yeah, it is.   
I probably worded that weird but you get what I mean.
It is because if someone breaks into your house, the cat's gonna rub against them and meow while a dog will probably wake you up barking.
So yeah, it is.
I probably worded that weird but you get what I mean.
#347 - ilikeligers (07/29/2013) [-]
I would hate it if I had to take my cat outside to use the restroom.
#340 - rrack (07/29/2013) [+] (1 reply)
the guy that made this went to my highschool
#286 - sparkysparkybooman (07/29/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I get this is supposed to be for comedic purposes and all, but nubmer 5 is just dumb. "Now you dont have to clean out the cat litter!'   
Yea, now you just gotta pick up their 			*****		 with your hand around a plastic bag and throw it in a trash. And let them out and back in every time they need to go...   
   
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I get this is supposed to be for comedic purposes and all, but nubmer 5 is just dumb. "Now you dont have to clean out the cat litter!'
Yea, now you just gotta pick up their ***** with your hand around a plastic bag and throw it in a trash. And let them out and back in every time they need to go...

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User avatar #276 - doganator (07/29/2013) [-]
Now if you look at the comment section you will see a bunch of butt hurt cat lovers
#111 - hydromatic (07/29/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Uuuuuh, i don't like how you highlighted that part of the sentence OP.
#94 - nomade (07/28/2013) [-]
I must say it is alot of work with a dog.
But i still love those ************* .
User avatar #49 - drtrousersnake ONLINE (07/28/2013) [+] (4 replies)
cats don't shove there toys in your face at 3 AM because they are bored.
User avatar #66 to #62 - vatra (07/28/2013) [-]
Nice, our cat dropped a bloodied pretending to be dead mouse on my mom's stomach. The mouse then got up and ran away. Mom screamed loud enough to wake the neighborhood.
User avatar #46 - amateriandarknut (07/28/2013) [+] (3 replies)
So... you want a pet that will quite literally be your bitch, rather than a companion with individual preferences and independent thought? Then get a dog, because being your slave is a bit much to ask from an animal that instinctively doesn't hang around in a pack. Frankly, the fact that they want to be around humans at all is a sign that they care about you.
User avatar #69 to #46 - austinmb **User deleted account** (07/28/2013) [-]
dogs arent slaves they are loyal companions that are alot more useful then a ******* cat
User avatar #41 - snakefire (07/28/2013) [-]
Cats do wag their tail to convey emotion. It just means the exact opposite as dogs.
User avatar #8 - Shramin (07/28/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Cat gets caught barking by a human and resumes meowing
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