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#322 - necroshiz **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #18 - afrodemon (07/28/2013) [-]
my cat loves when i come home, it even comes to greet me
User avatar #330 - lemurlemur (07/29/2013) [-]
**** this i like cats for the very reason people dont like them
User avatar #305 - nopenotme (07/29/2013) [-]
I'm ashamed to say I didn't see it coming until right after I read number 9.
User avatar #146 - turbodoosh ONLINE (07/29/2013) [-]
Train your cat like you would a dog from the day it is born and viola you have a cool cat.
User avatar #110 - lennny (07/29/2013) [-]
''Wouldn't it be great if you vould just look at their tail and tell their emotions?''

Actually, you can...
Tail up = Greeting, being friendly
Trashing tail = Angry, excited
Stiff tail = Unsure
Quivering = Very pleased to see you

And so on.
User avatar #38 - xplosevdiarrhea (07/28/2013) [-]
Dog's life isn't always so cheerful. Sad Dog Diary
#340 - rrack (07/29/2013) [-]
the guy that made this went to my highschool
#286 - sparkysparkybooman (07/29/2013) [-]
I get this is supposed to be for comedic purposes and all, but nubmer 5 is just dumb. "Now you dont have to clean out the cat litter!'   
Yea, now you just gotta pick up their 			*****		 with your hand around a plastic bag and throw it in a trash. And let them out and back in every time they need to go...   
   
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I get this is supposed to be for comedic purposes and all, but nubmer 5 is just dumb. "Now you dont have to clean out the cat litter!'
Yea, now you just gotta pick up their ***** with your hand around a plastic bag and throw it in a trash. And let them out and back in every time they need to go...

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#287 to #286 - sparkysparkybooman (07/29/2013) [-]
gif unrelated*
User avatar #276 - doganator (07/29/2013) [-]
Now if you look at the comment section you will see a bunch of butt hurt cat lovers
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#267 - walmartysghost **User deleted account** (07/29/2013) [-]
all of these also apply to women
User avatar #299 to #267 - rplix (07/29/2013) [-]
Bigger body?
#111 - hydromatic (07/29/2013) [-]
Uuuuuh, i don't like how you highlighted that part of the sentence OP.
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#94 - nomade (07/28/2013) [-]
I must say it is alot of work with a dog.
But i still love those ************* .
User avatar #8 - Shramin (07/28/2013) [-]
Cat gets caught barking by a human and resumes meowing
#34 to #8 - anon (07/28/2013) [-]
ruff ruff, ( ******** !!) i mean, meow :3
i love that video
#229 - welcometoatl ONLINE (07/29/2013) [-]
I'm sorry, It appears to me that you have yet to watch this video.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=TyXJ1sAQtaY
#245 to #229 - jalthelas (07/29/2013) [-]
You're a beautiful person for sharing that.




Here's a token of my gratitude: a heart-felt scene depicting a young Creeper bonding with his father.
#213 - alhemicar (07/29/2013) [-]
best pet
User avatar #232 to #213 - theawesomeguy (07/29/2013) [-]
my pet trantula's cage is right above me on a shelf above my computer
User avatar #235 to #232 - alhemicar (07/29/2013) [-]
they're awesome, I'm gonna get one when my parents move out.
User avatar #283 to #240 - alhemicar (07/29/2013) [-]
We're living in a 3 floor house, after I finish college they're gonna move to the first floor.
Figures, what should they do with 2 empty floors?
User avatar #217 to #213 - Shitthatscrazy (07/29/2013) [-]
Your pets got a big NOPE on it
User avatar #237 to #217 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/29/2013) [-]
i'm going to get one of them and name him nope
User avatar #218 to #217 - alhemicar (07/29/2013) [-]
I guess you can say...

**** that's crazy!
best jokester ftw
#3 - anon (07/28/2013) [-]
yes because barking is an improvement...
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#6 to #3 - drewbridge (07/28/2013) [-]
Don't be a butthurt 			******		, you're just mad because they'll give you away when you break into 			****		   
   
pic related, it's a dog sweet as hell 			************		 ninja skills
Don't be a butthurt ****** , you're just mad because they'll give you away when you break into ****

pic related, it's a dog sweet as hell ************ ninja skills
#354 to #6 - cabbagemayhem (07/29/2013) [-]
Those are pretty good ninja skills for a dog.
Those are pretty good ninja skills for a dog.
#117 to #3 - droop (07/29/2013) [-]
It is because if someone breaks into your house, the cat's gonna rub against them and meow while a dog will probably wake you up barking.   
So yeah, it is.   
I probably worded that weird but you get what I mean.
It is because if someone breaks into your house, the cat's gonna rub against them and meow while a dog will probably wake you up barking.
So yeah, it is.
I probably worded that weird but you get what I mean.
User avatar #236 to #117 - maltionthefurry (07/29/2013) [-]
I dont know what cats you've had but all the cats I've had? If they dont know the person they hiss ******* LOUDLY to get my attention and the only way to settle my cat down is to like, pat the dude/gal on the shoulder.
#349 to #117 - cabbagemayhem (07/29/2013) [-]
Little dogs will put your ears out barking at nothing 15 times a day, every day of your life. Way too much maintenance for a burglar alarm, in my opinion.
Little dogs will put your ears out barking at nothing 15 times a day, every day of your life. Way too much maintenance for a burglar alarm, in my opinion.
#247 - Her (07/29/2013) [-]
This is basically saying ''I'm too stupid to understand cats because they are more subtle than dogs and it's their fault."   
1. Of course there's a wrong way to rub a cat. There's a wrong way to rub any animal. How would you like it if someone vigorously shook their hand all throughout your hair in all directions? I've rubbed many cats' fur 'the wrong way' (as in going against the hair's direction of growth) and unless you furiously try to rub their skin off, they generally don't give a 			****		.   
2. They're not dogs. You don't wag your tail when you're happy either, do you? I'm sorry things aren't as simple as you want.   
3. They are if you aren't such a twat to them. And they're generally loners. Unlike dogs, they don't feel the need to recognize you as a pack leader and bow to your every command. It's not as personal as you think.   
4. A larger tongue? Really? I feel I don't need to address that.   
5. Considering how stubborn cats are, since they don't depend on you for guidance, you are damn lucky you don't need to potty train them. Is a litter-box really something to bitch about? Really?   
6. This one I can agree with. But that's what dogs are for. Cats weren't bred to play.   
7. Um...   
8. They are trainable, actually. They're just nothing like dogs. So stop comparing them already.   
9. Because then they would look like deranged dogs? I could explain why they have short snouts to begin with, but I know nobody cares.   
10. Yeah. Great. More annoying sounds.   
   
   
TL;DR   
I wouldn't read it either.   
Just get a dog if you can't handle a cat.
This is basically saying ''I'm too stupid to understand cats because they are more subtle than dogs and it's their fault."
1. Of course there's a wrong way to rub a cat. There's a wrong way to rub any animal. How would you like it if someone vigorously shook their hand all throughout your hair in all directions? I've rubbed many cats' fur 'the wrong way' (as in going against the hair's direction of growth) and unless you furiously try to rub their skin off, they generally don't give a **** .
2. They're not dogs. You don't wag your tail when you're happy either, do you? I'm sorry things aren't as simple as you want.
3. They are if you aren't such a twat to them. And they're generally loners. Unlike dogs, they don't feel the need to recognize you as a pack leader and bow to your every command. It's not as personal as you think.
4. A larger tongue? Really? I feel I don't need to address that.
5. Considering how stubborn cats are, since they don't depend on you for guidance, you are damn lucky you don't need to potty train them. Is a litter-box really something to bitch about? Really?
6. This one I can agree with. But that's what dogs are for. Cats weren't bred to play.
7. Um...
8. They are trainable, actually. They're just nothing like dogs. So stop comparing them already.
9. Because then they would look like deranged dogs? I could explain why they have short snouts to begin with, but I know nobody cares.
10. Yeah. Great. More annoying sounds.


TL;DR
I wouldn't read it either.
Just get a dog if you can't handle a cat.
User avatar #278 to #247 - grimsho (07/29/2013) [-]
Why do they only have short snouts?
#285 to #247 - idntnoausername (07/29/2013) [-]
Your username explains all the bitching.
Your username explains all the bitching.
User avatar #297 to #247 - kikkelikeiju ONLINE (07/29/2013) [-]
What´s the matter, you on your period or something? Or is it just really THAT hard for you to take a joke?
Here is a hint for you:
There are ********* of different people and opinions on the Internet and if you´re gonna take every opinion so seriously or as a personal insult, you´re gonna have a bad time. This content is a comic made by collegeHUMOR. As in it´s a joke. Not a crusade against cats or catlovers.
If you don´t find it funny, move along.
User avatar #266 to #247 - Endofzeeworld (07/29/2013) [-]
Someone can't take a ******* joke.
User avatar #46 - amateriandarknut (07/28/2013) [-]
So... you want a pet that will quite literally be your bitch, rather than a companion with individual preferences and independent thought? Then get a dog, because being your slave is a bit much to ask from an animal that instinctively doesn't hang around in a pack. Frankly, the fact that they want to be around humans at all is a sign that they care about you.
User avatar #86 to #46 - daentraya (07/28/2013) [-]
I had a cat once. We didnt choose to take her in, she just kinda forced her way into to our hearts by refusing to stay away. She was a majestic cat. We then had to find a new home for her, an got a more talkative and completely friendly cat. As a devout servant of my feline overlords, their approval means much to me, and it spreads their feline glory and happiness onto me
User avatar #100 to #46 - kompleteciller (07/29/2013) [-]
if thats what you think dogs are like you have never had a dog you one sided little bitch
User avatar #69 to #46 - austinmb **User deleted account** (07/28/2013) [-]
dogs arent slaves they are loyal companions that are alot more useful then a ******* cat
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