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#132 - badhatharry
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(07/28/2013) [-]
Once in Chemistry my friend's class was being obnoxiously loud and wouldn't respond to the teacher. After a while of calmly saying "Class, please be quiet" and similar stuff, he slammed a meter-long ruler on the desk and yelled "PUBIC LICE ARE INCREDIBLY ITCHY" and once everybody shut up and looked confused he just said "Now that I have your attention, we'll continue with the lesson"
#103 - raycorvoattano
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(07/28/2013) [-]
how you doing?
I'm Corvo Attano
#129 to #103 - takesomemorewater
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(07/28/2013) [-]
You really don't need to slap Dishonoured on the cheek, you lazy ****.
#113 to #103 - spawnsy
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(07/28/2013) [-]
No! you do not take this bad ass Mother ****** and ruin him with your ****
#99 - anon
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(07/28/2013) [-]
Called some bitch a retarded cunt in the middle of class my senior year. The teacher was pissed, then went with me to talk to the principal, where I explained why I said it to her. The kinda said "ohhhh, okay. Well just don't use that language in class." Then sent me on my way.

I'm not gonna say why I called her that, but it wasn't just out of nowhere in the middle of class, she had said multiple things to me and it added up for awhile til I flipped out on her.
Well deserved.
#96 - shinnok ONLINE
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(07/28/2013) [-]
#90 - xjoey
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(07/28/2013) [-]
how many times has op called someone a dildo to have "not been backed up" before?
#6 - zzforrest
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(07/27/2013) [-]
I think the teacher just burned both of them.
#137 - stijnverheye
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(07/28/2013) [-]
why is it not in the mighty dildo channel ?
#83 - fallnsoul
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(07/28/2013) [-]
**fallnsoul rolled a random image posted in comment #5336261 at Furries **
#118 - swhitney
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(07/28/2013) [-]
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#41 - zwoomer
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(07/27/2013) [-]
I laughed way harder when I thought about Metalocalypse xDD

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