Home Original Content Funny Pictures Funny GIFs YouTube Funny Text Funny Movies Channels Search

hide menu

Show All Replies Show Shortcuts
Show:   Top Rated Controversial Best Lowest Rated Newest Per page:
Anonymous commenting is allowed
#101 - anonymous (07/28/2013) [+] (3 replies)
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

User avatar #79 - iloverapingmen (07/28/2013) [-]
omg i call him a dildo, so funny and original and brave!

wtf this is fake as ****
#45 - pacmanwakkawakka (07/28/2013) [+] (8 replies)
#2 - vangelus **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#106 - anonymous (07/28/2013) [+] (8 replies)
The day we making fun of Amanda Todd is the day we lost our humanity. There is no line anymore to distinguish us from the beasts and animals. Why are people making fun of Amanda Todd?!?
A girl killed herself how in any way is that funny?!!
Its really really annoying because they joke and laugh at her but end of the day that's a human life. It takes a very very disturbed person to do that. Its disgusting.
These "people" are nothing that retarded psychopathic scumbags that rely on OUR, the public's weakness and fear of MAKING THEM STOP!
People are watching others getting bullied it's to put a stop to it by TAKING ACTION.
ENOUGH IS ENOUGH! that's what Amanda was trying to say. Stop the bullsh*t.
Solution: Take your guns, line aside the victims AND PUT AN END TO BULLYING.

Next time you see someone being bullied, put a stop to it. I'm proud of Amanda, her death breaks my heart. But what we need to do more than anything is ACT. Symphasizing won't help anyone, and that's the truth.
#121 to #106 - txsslgisbackbitch (07/28/2013) [-]
sounds logical.
#104 - spoonhero **User deleted account** (07/28/2013) [-]
you forgot to add dragon then this story would've been 10x cooler
User avatar #52 - xgeneration (07/28/2013) [+] (5 replies)
I don't know about you guys but I ******* hate ***** like this.
#39 - jinapayne (07/27/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Either Tumblr makes up good stories, they are autistic, or they are just so fun and crazy and their school is just so random and fun and crazy and wild
#44 to #43 - jinapayne (07/28/2013) [-]
I know I wont
User avatar #36 - mymiddleleg (07/27/2013) [-]
Talking during a test is an instant fail
#8 - anonymous (07/27/2013) [-]
omg cool story bro, so edgy
User avatar #132 - badhatharry (07/28/2013) [-]
Once in Chemistry my friend's class was being obnoxiously loud and wouldn't respond to the teacher. After a while of calmly saying "Class, please be quiet" and similar stuff, he slammed a meter-long ruler on the desk and yelled "PUBIC LICE ARE INCREDIBLY ITCHY" and once everybody shut up and looked confused he just said "Now that I have your attention, we'll continue with the lesson"
#119 - lacklusterpelican (07/28/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Can someone make this say "Shut Your Whore Mouth!" ?
Can someone make this say "Shut Your Whore Mouth!" ?
User avatar #117 - imcadence ONLINE (07/28/2013) [-]
#103 - raycorvoattano (07/28/2013) [+] (2 replies)
how you doing?
I'm Corvo Attano
#99 - anonymous (07/28/2013) [-]
Called some bitch a retarded **** in the middle of class my senior year. The teacher was pissed, then went with me to talk to the principal, where I explained why I said it to her. The kinda said "ohhhh, okay. Well just don't use that language in class." Then sent me on my way.

I'm not gonna say why I called her that, but it wasn't just out of nowhere in the middle of class, she had said multiple things to me and it added up for awhile til I flipped out on her.
Well deserved.
#68 - nyaga has deleted their comment [-]
#40 - fauxshores has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #6 - zzforrest (07/27/2013) [-]
I think the teacher just burned both of them.
 Friends (0)