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#156 - anonymous (07/28/2013) [+] (2 replies)
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
User avatar #109 - fyourahole (07/28/2013) [-]
You are suffering from Alcohol dependence. Try this: Mix a small portion of tomato juice with your beers. People will think that you're 'refined' but in reality, I know what you are. Now excuse me while I go mix another.
#108 - daggydaggy (07/28/2013) [-]
This is happening to me right now, 3 weeks straight, I'm to afraid to go on the scale to see how much I've lost! Sadface.gif
User avatar #91 - ronbon (07/28/2013) [-]
no, i'm fat. I always eat.
User avatar #71 - vortexrain (07/28/2013) [-]
What about not eating for so long that you don't even feel hungry. You just have a weird feeling in your stomach.
User avatar #66 - fireprincess (07/28/2013) [-]
And then when you do eat you feel sick because your stomach is now too full. Of course that may just be because I have a weak stomach.
User avatar #59 - vade (07/28/2013) [-]
..........................He got no Ding Dong
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User avatar #47 - durkadurka ONLINE (07/28/2013) [-]
All of the times.

Sometimes I skip a meal and then get tired because I haven't eaten. The problem is that I'm too tired to get up and make something.
#45 - anonymous (07/28/2013) [-]
I lost reason or motivation to eat a while ago, since then I haven't eaten quite as much as I should or used to. Sometimes I go without eating for while... one time couldn't sleep because my body was so hungry but when i did eat it made me feel sick.

Actually if you have the right supplements and drink water plus a large fat store then you can go without eating for a year or longer.

If I had taken supplements that wouldn't of happened, truth is the weird feelings got from not eating are probably unrelated to energy deficiencies and more electrolytes, iron and vitamins.
User avatar #44 - nosurprise (07/28/2013) [-]
This happens to me very often, and then I'm like did I eat too much or am I really hungry? Cause my stomach is not very big
User avatar #7 - thepineapple (07/27/2013) [-]
Cortisol.
User avatar #6 - Shramin (07/27/2013) [-]
I feel a different kind of sick when I am hungry from other times, so I tend to know when eating will make me feel better, and when it will make me throw acid everywhere.

Lucky me?
User avatar #2 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/27/2013) [-]
I don't really feel a think till like the 3rd day of not eating.
#26 - anonymous (07/27/2013) [-]
I've had this before, i read some about it. It could be because your body is lacking certain vitamins. Your body tells you that you need food because of this, even though your stomach is full.
#129 - anonymous (07/28/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
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