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#178 - DarkRyter
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(07/28/2013) [-]
It's pretty neato to tell fat people "you're how much I weigh on Jupiter".
#184 to #178 - threadz
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(08/09/2013) [-]
what do you mean by "on Jupiter"? You would be crushed and torn apart into various gasses long before reaching its small rocky core.
#9 - datargumme
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(07/27/2013) [-]
You would have time to weigh yourself on Mercury, since it has barely any atmosphere, the temperature is no problem, but do to the lack of pressure the air would leave your lounges pretty fast, and you would faint after around 15 seconds.
And you have to cover your eyes good and keep your mouth shut to avoid the water there from boiling due to the lack of pressure.
#15 to #9 - konradkurze
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(07/27/2013) [-]
lounges?   
like living rooms?   
   
we need rooms in a house to breathe?
lounges?
like living rooms?

we need rooms in a house to breathe?
#17 to #15 - datargumme
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(07/27/2013) [-]
Sorry that english is not my mother tounge
#19 to #17 - konradkurze
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(07/27/2013) [-]
where are you from?
#20 to #19 - datargumme
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(07/27/2013) [-]
Denmark
#21 to #20 - konradkurze
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(07/27/2013) [-]
#26 to #21 - acannibalbaby
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(07/27/2013) [-]
Do you have one of these prepared for every country?
#131 - anon
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(07/28/2013) [-]
Not a planet. screw you, yes it is.
#84 - settantaventi
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#58 - umaya
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(07/27/2013) [-]
when will schools teach people about the other dwarf planets in our solar system, they need to be told about how to weigh themselves on those too.
#52 - nazashiii
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#56 to #52 - kuchikirukia
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(07/27/2013) [-]
Spacesuits can handle that temperature in a vacuum, which is a perfect conductive insulator (As there is literally nothing as a conductor.) You would quickly freeze to death if subjected to Uranus' atmosphere.
There's also the problem of atmospheric pressure.
#51 - anon
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(07/27/2013) [-]
On Uranus my weight would be 130.6 (in pounds)
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Uranus' temperature is from -155°C (-249F) to -218°C (-370F)
Spacesuits can handle temperatures from −153 °C (−243 °F) to 121 °C (250 °F)
Which means you could weigh yourself on other planets, like Uranus, as long as enough heat from the sun and radiation is there to keep you alive, you'd be able to stay on there for as long as 7 hours (1 hour for the ship to ships)
#63 to #51 - emiyashirou ONLINE
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(07/27/2013) [-]
Your 'weight in pounds' would be exactly the same everywhere, as pounds measure mass. Your weight in Newtons, however, would differ.
#37 - andovaredoras
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(07/27/2013) [-]
Saw this on my facebook a few days ago. I knew i should start posting 'I love ******* science' posts.
#35 - decieverofthegods **User deleted account**
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(07/27/2013) [-]
'Pluto; isn't actually called 'Pluto' anymore. When it lost it's title as a 'planet' it also lost it's name.
It is now called '134340'. Seriously.
#83 to #35 - jackknapp
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(07/27/2013) [-]
While I'm against calling Pluto a planet, (because it isn't), why the **** did they do this?
#91 to #83 - decieverofthegods **User deleted account**
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(07/27/2013) [-]
Because when it was a planet it had a name, so when it lost it's title as a planet it couldn't keep the name associated with the original 'planet'.
#33 - hellspawner
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#30 - yunogasaii
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(07/27/2013) [-]
TO HELL THAT PLUTO ISN'T A PLANET
#29 - KayRed
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(07/27/2013) [-]
Yeah, but your body would still have weight, which I would like to know (without doing the math myself).
#22 - teevee
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(07/27/2013) [-]
ok so i don't die when i go to pluto and whenever i go to another planet i don't have a suit or ship?
#14 - chaossniper
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(07/27/2013) [-]
ok why mars?
#24 to #14 - hydromatic
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(07/27/2013) [-]
Because it's ******* Mars.
#3 - anon
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(07/27/2013) [-]
I'm not usually this guy and I'm a biologist not a physicist...someone tell me why, as a planet, we are shortlisting 4 people to go to mars and live out the rest of their days there? Seriously, why would we even consider it if humans would just die the minute they landed?
#12 to #3 - anon
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(07/27/2013) [-]
Because **** those guys.
#2 - anon
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(07/27/2013) [-]
You forgot to mention that on Earth, you'd still die before being able to weigh yourself if you were in Australia.
#27 to #2 - anon
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(07/27/2013) [-]
and in america, you'd just break the scale then die of a heart attack
#43 - phantomro
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(07/27/2013) [-]
OP ... ugh how can i say this..... It seems that UrAnus is preety big...
#121 - jackjr
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(07/27/2013) [-]
****** 'raycharlesreal' is funnier than this.
#94 - raybongos
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(07/27/2013) [-]
What's going on?

I'm Ray Bongos.