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#149 - gazajunk (07/27/2013) [-]
**gazajunk rolled a random image posted in comment #160 at Batman and Wonder Woman ** MFW
User avatar #129 - ooooooooooo (07/27/2013) [-]
I dunno the 'love you' at the end bit made it seem a whole lot weirder
User avatar #127 - phoenix grinder (07/27/2013) [-]
Slangologically, this post was correct. and that makes me smile
User avatar #99 - ihateyoufunnyjunk (07/27/2013) [-]
Reading these comments gives me a huge urge to watch American Pie: The Wedding.

"Should I shave my balls? Do you shave yours?"
User avatar #97 - zeroxnight (07/27/2013) [-]
I manscape. normally i trim. when it gets really messy I wax.
User avatar #87 - Kairyuka ONLINE (07/27/2013) [-]
I read an article about crotch rot and other such infections that can be caused by shaving or plucking the hair down there. I didn't want to in the first place, now I definitely don't want to.
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#80 - Yesitsme (07/27/2013) [+] (1 reply)
So uh...   
Am I supposed to be shaving my balls?   
Cuz I never got the memo and I don't know if I should be suffering from itchy balls or sweaty balls.
So uh...

Am I supposed to be shaving my balls?

Cuz I never got the memo and I don't know if I should be suffering from itchy balls or sweaty balls.
User avatar #48 - robertolee (07/27/2013) [-]
I must admit I'm completely clean down there. It feels ******* awesome, used hair removal cream once and I have never looked back, my girlfriend also enjoys it. I do it not for her but because I enjoy the freedom.
#47 - Absolute Madman (07/27/2013) [+] (12 replies)
Life story time!

Me and my mother can talk about anything to each other. Definitely things many mothers and sons couldn't talk to each other about.

For example, the other day, we got into a conversation about sex toys, and how I'm aware that my mom uses them. She's known that I've known, and we've been on the subject of toys before, so no big deal. She proceeds to tell me why she uses them and all that, and says "You've snooped around enough (I went through that "Look for your dad's porn stash" phase), I figured you've found my drawer where I keep my dildo batteries for recycling."

This surprised me, because I haven't. Curiosity piqued, and open to a laugh, I asked her to show it to me once we got home. And she did.

When we get home, she says "Brace yourself" and proceeds to open a foot by foot drawer that's 6 inches tall, and it's filled to the top with burned-out D batteries.
The only reply I could muster was "Jesus woman, what are you doing with your dildos? Drilling for oil?"
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#100 - yesitstrue (07/27/2013) [-]
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking, this is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

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