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User avatar #9 - skorne
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ah yes, to be Canadian. When the British think you're too American, the Americans think you're too British, and everyone think you're too French.
User avatar #26 to #9 - primerpower
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...



Well put
#138 - include
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Desc.
Desc.
User avatar #179 to #138 - thepandaking
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I don't know how to explain it, but... whenever I see this gif, the way the guy's face moves, paired with his hair... I don't know it just makes me feel uncomfortable
User avatar #185 to #179 - SuperHyperCrazy
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That's Ron White I believe. His accent's so thick you can see it through the gif.
User avatar #187 to #185 - thepandaking
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I hear a really accentuated american accent for some reason, maybe that's what makes me uncomfortable, the face doesn't match that kind of voice.
User avatar #189 to #187 - SuperHyperCrazy
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Well it's a southern (american) accent, so you're pretty much right. if that's even what you meant
User avatar #1 - jdsalenger
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And that's how Canada became America's hat...oh wait wrong comic strip.
#6 to #1 - feelythefeel
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I consider it the other way around. You know, USA as our prison bitch. I mean, we are twice your size and on top of you. If you look on a map, we even have our dick in your ass.
User avatar #70 to #6 - zzforrest
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Think of it this way.
America and Canada are 2 guys who have jars of water. America's jar is half the size of Canada's, but has twice the amount of water. America is bragging that it has more water than Canada, while Canada is bragging about having a larger jar.
#32 to #6 - lordzixx
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User avatar #52 to #6 - defender
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Congrats on having more land mass most of its empty lets look at population California has more people than Canada
#37 to #6 - anon id: 19c96bde
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Silly Canadian, thinking you are the top in this relationship!

keep on dreaming little buddy.
#41 to #37 - adrenacrome
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We're not your buddy, friend!!!
#57 to #41 - anon id: 05ee6e50
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We're not your friend, Hat!
#77 to #57 - adrenacrome
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Well that ended quickly.
#16 to #6 - anon id: e4de77c4
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Then what is Alaska? Heck it doesn't work with the 2 comments.
#124 - anon id: b525a885
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lol...american pride. how shameful

1. No free healthcare. your government leaves you to die!!!
2. The worst education system in the western world which leaves more school leavers innumerate and illiterate than any other developed western country.
3. Higher crime rates and murder rates per percentage of population than any other developed country in the world.
4. It has the worst Economy on record, and cant even sustain its own national debt to itself, let alone the 7 trillion dollars owed to china.
5. It calls itself a superpower, and claims to have the best armed forces in the world but hasn't won a single war since the civil war over 200 years ago.
6. Has the highest percentage per population in the developed world of people living below the poverty line, just as weak as the third world countries.
7. Your iphone was made in china, you can't even develop your own economy, resources.
8. The most overweight country in the world by a large margin. A big, fat and stupid nation.
User avatar #181 to #124 - thepandaking
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there are things wrong with this counrty, that doesn't mean it's shameful to enjoy living in it.
some things need to change, that's true, but I'll probably still live here, I don't see how I should be ashamed.
#183 to #181 - thepandaking
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MFW I fell for copy pasta and had my jamsies rambled.
MFW I fell for copy pasta and had my jamsies rambled.
#211 to #124 - fkinwin
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#220 to #124 - anon id: fe59fcc9
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So WWI and WWII didn't happen?
#244 to #124 - anon id: fa69ed8e
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Dude.... learn your history.....
#154 to #124 - softcover
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Hey Anon, you sure its the Americans that didn't go to school...?
Hey Anon, you sure its the Americans that didn't go to school...?
User avatar #164 to #124 - legendofbearo
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I wish IPs that continuously poseted copy pasta were just banned
#203 to #124 - tardisemporer
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Do tell me what the **** happened to WWI and WW2?
User avatar #125 to #124 - mayormilkman
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How many of these anonymous copypastas are there these days?
User avatar #128 to #125 - stallwallwriter
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copypastas.
copypastas everywhere.
#131 to #125 - anon id: b525a885
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DBZ has better plot, charterers, and character development than copypastas
User avatar #155 to #124 - shadowmaul
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#188 - rangerofthesea
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ahhh canada...americas hat, just like we are canadas pants...good times
#151 - Metric
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But when we got older. We found out the US was the kid who ate paste in the back of class.

-canada
User avatar #163 to #151 - notbenstiller **User deleted account**
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Go back to curling.
User avatar #178 to #163 - Leopard
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Go back to using the imperial system.
User avatar #165 to #163 - arziben
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go back to freedoming or whatever it's called
User avatar #166 to #165 - notbenstiller **User deleted account**
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How do you freedom?
"Go back to eating" would have been more acceptable.
User avatar #167 to #166 - arziben
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nah I actually kinda like the "freedom" thingy that goes with the US

I noticed a growth of red thumb hate lately in this site
#168 to #167 - notbenstiller **User deleted account**
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Yeah, so many people getting butthurt, can't we all just get along?
User avatar #170 to #168 - arziben
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so... our butts ?
User avatar #171 to #170 - notbenstiller **User deleted account**
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Those are the butts of funnyjunk, my friend.
User avatar #100 - fantomen
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I was on /k/ the other day and I saw ample proof that the yanks and maples are total bros.

There was a thread with stories form US military veterans.
Basically everyone that had been on leave in Canada while wearing their uniforms had been approached by Canadians that thanked them for protecting their country and freedom, then the yanks tried to say they weren't Canadian, but the Canadians would just say they already knew that but they wanted to thank them anyway.
#92 - swagloon
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#14 - iHAXnoobs
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the amount of emotion you can express with just eyes is amazing.
#205 - hallis
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username
#143 - yodaddysofat
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my response to description
my response to description
#103 - Obscurity
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User avatar #106 to #103 - maffi
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CHEEEEEEEEEEEEZITS!
#87 - kailybailybo
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Confession time: I'm an uneducated little ****.   
So it breaks my heart every time I see one of these posts and realize I don't understand the joke.    
   
<<MFW I wish the flags were titled.
Confession time: I'm an uneducated little ****.
So it breaks my heart every time I see one of these posts and realize I don't understand the joke.

<<MFW I wish the flags were titled.
#101 to #87 - bme
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france and england were having a **** over canada cause they both wanted to own it, and america was like hey you know we just kinda told england to **** off, you could try that? but were canadian so we didnt tell them to **** off we asked.
#309 - crazyapachepilot
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>America's face when they lost a child and we gained a supply of delicious bacon and quality sports
User avatar #17 - mistafishy
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Aww You need to login to view this link

I actually thought this was cute...

In a political way...

Is there a word for that?
User avatar #20 to #17 - ruckallthefules
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Cute.
User avatar #22 to #17 - mcderper
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diplomatic
User avatar #23 to #22 - mistafishy
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I like that one.
#19 to #17 - noodleofrassilon
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politicute
#253 - cornbreadeaterman
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How's it going? I'm Ray Bingo.
#263 to #253 - bubblestheimpaler
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And...?
#264 to #263 - cornbreadeaterman
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Ray Bingo wishes to rape the soul of anyone who isn't Ray Bingo.
#265 to #264 - bubblestheimpaler
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#266 to #264 - cornbreadeaterman
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Ray bingo
#267 to #266 - bubblestheimpaler
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Comment Picture
#268 to #267 - cornbreadeaterman
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Bingoooooooooooooooooooooo
#269 to #268 - bubblestheimpaler
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THERE IS NO ESCAPE...
THERE IS NO ESCAPE...
#271 to #269 - cornbreadeaterman
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Your Bingoing my Bingo
#273 to #271 - bubblestheimpaler
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#316 to #273 - anon id: 61f34049
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#317 to #316 - bubblestheimpaler
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Oh man, the cleverness poring from you is over whelming.
Oh man, the cleverness poring from you is over whelming.
#274 to #273 - cornbreadeaterman
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Bingo did crack
#276 to #274 - bubblestheimpaler
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BUT WHY!?!
BUT WHY!?!
#277 to #276 - cornbreadeaterman
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Because I'm Ray Bingo
#279 to #277 - bubblestheimpaler
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Comment Picture
User avatar #282 to #279 - cornbreadeaterman
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Bingo refuses to show himself, he's to embarrassed from Bingoing on his bingo.
#283 to #282 - bubblestheimpaler
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Comment Picture
#285 to #283 - cornbreadeaterman
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OMG Bingo loves funny women who wear to much makeup
#286 to #285 - bubblestheimpaler
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Noooo... I don't wanna know you you are anymore...
#288 to #286 - cornbreadeaterman
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Your screams only fuel Bingos erection.
#287 to #253 - dasbrot
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You weren't welcome then, and you SURE AS HELL AIN'T WELCOME NOW!!
#289 to #287 - cornbreadeaterman
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Bingo does not enjoy your adverse reaction to his bingoing
#197 - lordzixx
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and suddenly my burning hatred for america seems to cool...
User avatar #157 - gentlemanofbacon
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What the crap, we have always Hated the French.
#199 to #157 - leotjynx
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You do realize an enormous portion of what is now the USA was controlled by France.. right?
User avatar #319 to #199 - gentlemanofbacon
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I am from England, My good man.
#47 - include
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O Canada!
O Canada!
User avatar #21 - subaqueousreach
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And then America attacked Canada and we burned down the White House.
User avatar #24 to #21 - pokimone
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And with the one thing of note they've ever done finished, promptly returned to their own country without doing anything else in America, and were forgotten. Years later, a written apology was even sent to the president for those actions. And legends say, that even though they could never do it again, due to the exponential growth and size of the American Military compared to your own, sometimes immature Canadian children still bring it up sometimes to try to validate themselves, regardless of the fact that it has been so long, that no one who participated in that event is still alive today and they have absolutely nothing to do with that invasion in the first place aside from the fact that they happen to within 9,984,670 km2 of where it took place. The end.


Inb4 I'm an amerifag. I'm German, born and raised, been here my whole life.
User avatar #25 to #24 - subaqueousreach
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I'm sorry you took my joke so poorly Mr.German.
User avatar #27 to #25 - pokimone
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Of course I did. I'm German. We don't laugh or have a sense of humor unless someone gets hurt.
#28 to #21 - Spikeydeath
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Why would we attack Canada? We love you
User avatar #33 to #28 - subaqueousreach
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It was long before Canada was Canada. Back when we were nothing more than a handful of colonies ruled by the British Empire.
#35 to #33 - Spikeydeath
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hey ...asshole you threatened to attack us first...we had to shove a boot in your ass
User avatar #40 to #35 - subaqueousreach
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The colonies never threatened to attack America.

America was being harassed by the British Empire (Trade restrictions, impressment of merchant ships and halting their expansionism by supporting and encouraging the Native American tribes) and America decided to attack and annex the colonies because at the time they'd never be able to actually take on Great Britain.
#42 to #40 - Spikeydeath
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I thought you ment the war of 1812 or as i call it the war with a stupid name
User avatar #44 to #42 - subaqueousreach
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That was the war of 1812.
#36 to #21 - anon id: df9fea38
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No, then Britain started treating America like **** so America declared war on Britain and then invaded Canada.Then the British burned down the White House and the not-so-smart Canadians would take credit for it and would talk about the war of 1812 as if Canada single-handedly took on the equivalent of today's American military .
User avatar #39 to #36 - subaqueousreach
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I'm well aware of how the war of 1812 happened. It was a joke, cool your gets anon.
#43 to #39 - anon id: df9fea38
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My apologies.I took to long to reply so I didn't see the other comments and the joke flew right over my head.Sorry for getting so butthurt.
User avatar #45 to #43 - subaqueousreach
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It's cool, we all make mistakes. I misspelled 'jets' in my last comment.
User avatar #46 to #21 - defender
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US burned Toronto then know as York
User avatar #60 to #46 - jakefenris
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No one likes Toronto.
User avatar #65 to #60 - defender
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no one likes the white house
User avatar #83 to #21 - wolverinebamf
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Well... at the time, Canada was still a part of the British empire, so it stands to reason that we would attack Canada if we were at war with Britain. You wrote it as if the big bad Americans just decided to attack Canada one day.
User avatar #256 to #83 - subaqueousreach
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I wrote it as a joke, nothing more, you should really read the rest of the comments.
#85 to #21 - Gewdaism
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You left out the part where Britain was kidnapping American merchant sailors and conscripting them into the Royal Navy
User avatar #255 to #85 - subaqueousreach
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The term is "Impressment" and if you read all the comments you'll see that I did not leave that bit out.