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#74 - wartunno (07/26/2013) [-]
"Ha! Foiled another 'would be' perfect crime!"
User avatar #63 - vedgetable (07/25/2013) [-]
i hate glocks..
#52 - anonymous (07/25/2013) [+] (2 replies)
What about the bandit who hijacked a plane and was never found? I forget what year it was but I remember reading about it. They never caught the guy and has no clue what he looks like 'cause he was covered up.
User avatar #48 - chiefhuskey (07/25/2013) [-]
The secret to shoplifting is to do it on accident, I steal stuff all the time on accident in stores, i see something, put it in my pocket so i dont forget it somewhere, then i end up forgetting about it and walking out, hence, the perfect crime, so perfect I barely even remember doing it.
User avatar #47 - chickendinna (07/25/2013) [-]
idk, D.B. Cooper was pretty close i think...
#30 - demjimmies (07/25/2013) [-]
I tried for 5 minutes to debunk this, but i couldn't    
   
have my thumb
I tried for 5 minutes to debunk this, but i couldn't

have my thumb
User avatar #29 - andnowducks (07/25/2013) [+] (3 replies)
>Find someone with a heart transplant
>Take out their heart
>Let them bleed out
>Put it back in

Would this work?
User avatar #25 - sinery (07/25/2013) [-]
I don't know, banks seems to be pretty renowned.
User avatar #8 - mikek (07/25/2013) [+] (1 reply)
So shoplifting and not getting caught could be considered a perfect crime?
#4 - anonymous (07/25/2013) [-]
You've probably never seen Dexter huh?!
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#42 - tobloi (07/25/2013) [-]
Join the army make an explosion, during the confusion shoot someone, say it was the enemy, or use a different weapon as they can sometimes tell by the calibre of the bullet
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#78 - trustsharpeye (07/26/2013) [-]
What if the perfect crime is capitalism itself - we just don't notice it...
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