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User avatar #80 - thisisspartah (07/26/2013) [-]
the perfect crime is having the whole world under one persons control and having everyone think otherwise.
ever notice why the news never plays storys the government doesnt want you to know about?
User avatar #63 - vedgetable (07/25/2013) [-]
i hate glocks..
#52 - anonymous (07/25/2013) [+] (2 replies)
What about the bandit who hijacked a plane and was never found? I forget what year it was but I remember reading about it. They never caught the guy and has no clue what he looks like 'cause he was covered up.
User avatar #48 - chiefhuskey (07/25/2013) [-]
The secret to shoplifting is to do it on accident, I steal stuff all the time on accident in stores, i see something, put it in my pocket so i dont forget it somewhere, then i end up forgetting about it and walking out, hence, the perfect crime, so perfect I barely even remember doing it.
User avatar #47 - chickendinna (07/25/2013) [-]
idk, D.B. Cooper was pretty close i think...
#30 - demjimmies (07/25/2013) [-]
I tried for 5 minutes to debunk this, but i couldn't    
   
have my thumb
I tried for 5 minutes to debunk this, but i couldn't

have my thumb
User avatar #29 - andnowducks (07/25/2013) [+] (3 replies)
>Find someone with a heart transplant
>Take out their heart
>Let them bleed out
>Put it back in

Would this work?
User avatar #25 - sinery (07/25/2013) [-]
I don't know, banks seems to be pretty renowned.
User avatar #8 - mikek (07/25/2013) [+] (1 reply)
So shoplifting and not getting caught could be considered a perfect crime?
#4 - anonymous (07/25/2013) [-]
You've probably never seen Dexter huh?!
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#42 - tobloi (07/25/2013) [-]
Join the army make an explosion, during the confusion shoot someone, say it was the enemy, or use a different weapon as they can sometimes tell by the calibre of the bullet
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#78 - trustsharpeye (07/26/2013) [-]
What if the perfect crime is capitalism itself - we just don't notice it...
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