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User avatar #226 - easternigguh (07/25/2013) [-]
>Civ 5
>Play as Bismark because **** yeah germany
>Everything going peaceful
>Montezuma starts bitching
>Denounces me
> ***************** .rar
>Declare war
>Find out all his cities exept his capital are on tiny islands with no land to improve
>All his units are 2 tiers below mine
>Steamrolling
#225 - iamchicken (07/25/2013) [-]
>playing civ revolution as Rome (i didn't have any other civ at the time)   
>Start as the only nation on a huge ass island   
>send scouts and ships all over the world and establish 2 allies England and Germany   
>build a massive 						*******					 army and navy   
>asses the world   
>it's all peaceful and China is about to go to space   
>						************					.jpg   
>Have a nuke and decide this will be a fairly nice way to kick this off   
>nuke the 						****					 out of them   
>mass land/air/sea invasion   
>within 5 turns china and all their bros are wrapped up in fighting   
>England and Germany join in   
>World War 3 basically   
>Nations fall in this order China India Japan Greece and Inca   
>Betray England and Germany    
>Wipe them out with in 14 turns   
>MFW i forget about russia and they attack me with a pleb army    
>Destroy them and win.
>playing civ revolution as Rome (i didn't have any other civ at the time)
>Start as the only nation on a huge ass island
>send scouts and ships all over the world and establish 2 allies England and Germany
>build a massive ******* army and navy
>asses the world
>it's all peaceful and China is about to go to space
> ************ .jpg
>Have a nuke and decide this will be a fairly nice way to kick this off
>nuke the **** out of them
>mass land/air/sea invasion
>within 5 turns china and all their bros are wrapped up in fighting
>England and Germany join in
>World War 3 basically
>Nations fall in this order China India Japan Greece and Inca
>Betray England and Germany
>Wipe them out with in 14 turns
>MFW i forget about russia and they attack me with a pleb army
>Destroy them and win.
User avatar #201 - machinimax (07/25/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Alright ***** listen to this:

>Playing Civ 5 with a friend.
>We are in 4 teams
>Team 1: Me, him and Paccal
>Team 2: Wu, Montezuma (YEAAAH) and some other hood ass *****
>Team 3: Attila, Catherine and Alexander
>Team 4: Gustav. Just for ***** and giggles
>Team 2 and 3 are clearly about to start a war with eachother, asked us 5 times if we wanna help
>Me and my friends try to convince Wu to start a war alone so she can weaken Attila and we can take over his lands.
>"No"
>Lolwut
>5 turns later. They declare war.
>Attila starts building a chariot or something while Wu moves her troops.
>Wu's troops circle around a hill for 2 turns
>"TEAM 2 HAS DECLARED PEACE ON TEAM 3."

And that is when we realized we had set them to easy...
#175 - isuckdickformoney (07/25/2013) [-]
anyone want to play sometime ?
think we should have a funnyjunk games night .
steam id : jackhiggins1388
User avatar #162 - theygotgrapedrink (07/25/2013) [-]
Civ 2 will always be the best in my book
#153 - anonymous (07/25/2013) [-]
Tropico 3 and 4 are better.
User avatar #151 - marinepenguin (07/25/2013) [+] (1 reply)
In Civ V I never field a large army at first, I focus on Research, Production, and Gold, then when people declare war I push them back and raise the biggest army the game has ever seen and become a military state to be feared for the rest of the game. It never fails.
#207 to #151 - anonymous (07/25/2013) [-]
do you ever shut the **** up?
User avatar #139 - BossTamsy (07/25/2013) [-]
Ah, I was more of an Alpha Centauri fan
#127 - verby (07/25/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Civ 4 thread. What Civ does everyone use. I generally play as Stalin of Russia
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User avatar #111 - randomserb (07/25/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Civ III had the awesomest musics.
User avatar #94 - Hreidmar ONLINE (07/25/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Civ IV is the reason I can't play Civ V. Civ V is really a good game, but to my tastes, Civ IV (especially all the mods like Legends of Revolution and Realism Invictus) just leaves it in the dust.

Gandhi's still a twatmonkey. However, if you make him your bitch early on, he makes a fantastic vassal.
User avatar #72 - Rukioish (07/25/2013) [-]
We should get together and all play civ 5. If you got bnw message me your steam id and i'll friend you.
User avatar #70 - nonathan (07/25/2013) [-]
I swear in Civ 4 when it would say ghandi adopted slavery, I about died.
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User avatar #60 - Yojimbo (07/25/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Sid Meier's Pirates was always my favorite
User avatar #54 - nITE (07/25/2013) [-]
I usually just kill anything that tells me no in games like Civilization
User avatar #52 - udo (07/25/2013) [-]
dear christ the lightbulb is undergoing exorcism
User avatar #28 - generaljosh (07/25/2013) [-]
Hells yeah, civ IV is best civ
I haven't found any mods for V comparable to the greatest ones for IV

I'd prefer to have zebra cyborg riders over hexagonal tiles anyday
User avatar #15 - toriofwind (07/25/2013) [-]
i only have civ 3 and i suck so bad i only ever got to the industrial age.
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