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#35 - crazyolitis (07/25/2013) [-]
How about this ************ ? Goddamnded gandhi, Gandh of war.
User avatar #29 - zomaru ONLINE (07/25/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I prefer Civ V. Just play it safe and peaceful and put all your money towards production and research. Then, when you get nukes, THE WORLD SHALL PAY!!!
#158 - infinitereaper (07/25/2013) [-]
Oh boy.

>Just got the Brave New World expansion for Civ V.
>Playing Emperor Mode.
>I'm Reaper of the Infinite Empire
>Powers of ************* glorious Blood Red Poland
>Things are going well, took my first capital.
>Russia: "I cannot win but I will declare war!"
>Pedro II: "Time to declare war bitch, I'll find some way to kill you."
>Portugal Bitch: "You're dead kiddo, somehow."
>I'm like "Okay. You guys have half my game score, so I'll be fine."
>Alexander: "THE TIME TO DIE IS NOW BITCH."
>Total War
> **** .
User avatar #155 - mysticpichu (07/25/2013) [-]
my latest game is Indonesia on a large fractal map. the good thing for me is, I got spawned on a huge island with a **** ton of resources and two natural wonders. the rest of the civs are all on one continent. All I'm doing is building cities on other small islands, keeping would be invaders at bay with my huge navy, and watching the other civs slowely kill each other.

basically I'm winning by doing nothing.
#90 - rakaka (07/25/2013) [+] (42 replies)
>tfw you can't play civ V and you're not good at civ IV
#124 to #92 - verby (07/25/2013) [-]
Being able to win on Warlord means that you are in fact very god at Civ. The only way to get good enough for noble is to play a lot more games than most people care to
#56 - reretzu (07/25/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Man, I really want to play Civilization 5 more, but ever since I downloaded Gods and Kings it'll crash almost instantly, it's gotten so bad I can't even play anymore and none of the solutions I found on google help...
Man, I really want to play Civilization 5 more, but ever since I downloaded Gods and Kings it'll crash almost instantly, it's gotten so bad I can't even play anymore and none of the solutions I found on google help...
User avatar #66 to #56 - ilolyoucry (07/25/2013) [-]
I am sorry for you. It is pretty fun.
#179 - wonderlandman (07/25/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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#164 - sittingwhale (07/25/2013) [+] (5 replies)
>unpopular opinion time.
>I like playing Civ IV better than Civ V.
>come at me, bro.
User avatar #129 - sgc (07/25/2013) [-]
i remember playing civ 2. i started on a randomly shaped island and totally populated it. i had all my money into taxes and luxury and very little in science. i didn't see anyone untill i sent out my first ship that could stay alive in open water, this is when i saw a ******* battle ship. turns out i was a few hundreds of years behind everyone else.

side note i can't play my civ 2 disk on current pc, anyone know where i can download a working copy or have a fix for me?
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User avatar #62 - halor (07/25/2013) [+] (2 replies)
i like the games but i've been having major problems recently, every time i play all the other civilizations quickly gain a huge army and proceed to start attacking me...i fend them off but then start losing money every turn
User avatar #61 - pwnagraphy (07/25/2013) [-]
>Civ Rev
>Play as Aztecs
>Be at peace with Germany
>Pay them for defense
>Put huge amounts of money into military
>6 armies worth of tanks
>4 plane squads
>America tries to attack
>destroy all others within 20 turns
#18 - ishallsmiteyou (07/25/2013) [+] (6 replies)
I was playing Germany, and I had 5 cities (3 where Germany is in real life and 2 on islands north of Australia) and everyone else had at least 8 cities. Rome had all of Africa, conquered France, and took half of Denmark. MFW they declared war on me
User avatar #22 to #21 - ishallsmiteyou (07/25/2013) [-]
It was. I play with the end at industrial era mod (so I don't have to scrub fallout every 5 minutes). I had 60 or 70 units of oil and every city had every building, so I was pumpin out Tiger IIs like Bieber does ******** .
User avatar #226 - easternigguh (07/25/2013) [-]
>Civ 5
>Play as Bismark because **** yeah germany
>Everything going peaceful
>Montezuma starts bitching
>Denounces me
> ***************** .rar
>Declare war
>Find out all his cities exept his capital are on tiny islands with no land to improve
>All his units are 2 tiers below mine
>Steamrolling
#225 - iamchicken (07/25/2013) [-]
>playing civ revolution as Rome (i didn't have any other civ at the time)   
>Start as the only nation on a huge ass island   
>send scouts and ships all over the world and establish 2 allies England and Germany   
>build a massive 						*******					 army and navy   
>asses the world   
>it's all peaceful and China is about to go to space   
>						************					.jpg   
>Have a nuke and decide this will be a fairly nice way to kick this off   
>nuke the 						****					 out of them   
>mass land/air/sea invasion   
>within 5 turns china and all their bros are wrapped up in fighting   
>England and Germany join in   
>World War 3 basically   
>Nations fall in this order China India Japan Greece and Inca   
>Betray England and Germany    
>Wipe them out with in 14 turns   
>MFW i forget about russia and they attack me with a pleb army    
>Destroy them and win.
>playing civ revolution as Rome (i didn't have any other civ at the time)
>Start as the only nation on a huge ass island
>send scouts and ships all over the world and establish 2 allies England and Germany
>build a massive ******* army and navy
>asses the world
>it's all peaceful and China is about to go to space
> ************ .jpg
>Have a nuke and decide this will be a fairly nice way to kick this off
>nuke the **** out of them
>mass land/air/sea invasion
>within 5 turns china and all their bros are wrapped up in fighting
>England and Germany join in
>World War 3 basically
>Nations fall in this order China India Japan Greece and Inca
>Betray England and Germany
>Wipe them out with in 14 turns
>MFW i forget about russia and they attack me with a pleb army
>Destroy them and win.
User avatar #201 - machinimax (07/25/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Alright ***** listen to this:

>Playing Civ 5 with a friend.
>We are in 4 teams
>Team 1: Me, him and Paccal
>Team 2: Wu, Montezuma (YEAAAH) and some other hood ass *****
>Team 3: Attila, Catherine and Alexander
>Team 4: Gustav. Just for ***** and giggles
>Team 2 and 3 are clearly about to start a war with eachother, asked us 5 times if we wanna help
>Me and my friends try to convince Wu to start a war alone so she can weaken Attila and we can take over his lands.
>"No"
>Lolwut
>5 turns later. They declare war.
>Attila starts building a chariot or something while Wu moves her troops.
>Wu's troops circle around a hill for 2 turns
>"TEAM 2 HAS DECLARED PEACE ON TEAM 3."

And that is when we realized we had set them to easy...
User avatar #180 - pottslande (07/25/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I've just started playing Civ 5 with Polynesia

Attila the Hun is a bitch and Genghis Khan is my bro
User avatar #17 - guiguito (07/25/2013) [-]
the opening music for that game, god that made me cum so hard.
#16 - brainstormer (07/25/2013) [+] (6 replies)
check out the Realism Invictus mod for BtS
check out the Realism Invictus mod for BtS
#11 - isuckdickformoney (07/25/2013) [+] (1 reply)
i truely love this game. steam id : jackhiggins1388
if anyone wants to play sometime
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