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User avatar #126 - arime (07/25/2013) [-]
**** yes. Imagine you're just sitting at home and you want to pet your kitty and you go to the door and be all like:

'JOHANNES KRAUSER THE SECOND GET YOUR FAT ASS BACK INSIDE'

then the whole neighborhood is staring at you, and then a tiny little kity walks to your house


i dont even know i just thought this was awesome k
#114 - AresX ONLINE (07/25/2013) [-]
"Krauser"
User avatar #89 - casval (07/25/2013) [+] (4 replies)
I love how all the comments are about how cats don't listen. A cat trained properly WILL listen. Here is a fun and easy guide for training your kitty to come (I have used this on every cat I have owned over the last 20 years and it always works):

This is most easily done with a kitten. Most of my cats were obtained when they were between 6 weeks and 6 months old. You can do it with adults too, but it's just harder.

1) Earn the cat's trust. Cats are not social creatures like dogs. They have times when they want to be with you, and times when they want to do their own thing. Respect their space. Don't try to make kitty stay on your lap if he/she wants to go eat a grasshopper or whatever instead. If you allow the cat into your space, and freely allow it to leave, your cat will come into your space MUCH more often.

2) Kitty not very social? Get some treats. I don't mean that crunchy crap you find at Wal-Mart. Get canned tuna. Cats love it, it's cheap, and good for them. Give your kitty a call. From my experience, cats respond best to a high-pitched call. So tuck your nuts between your legs (or let loose your ovaries if you're female) and say KITTY KITTY in a high pitch. Good. Once the cat comes to KITTY KITTY, reward it with tuna. Repeat until the cat is friendly enough with you that a simple scratch on the head is a sufficient reward.

3) Introduce your cat to it's real name in the call. My cat's name is Oliver. So I say "Oliver (normal voice)! KITTY KITTY (high voice)!" This gets the cat's attention.

4) NEVER throw things on your cat. I don't care if it is ******** in the house, eating your food, or whatever. If you throw a bottle at it, or spray it with water, you will only make it resent you. If you need to use discipline, LIGHTLY swat your cat on it's rump and nowhere else. This is how cats tell other cats to back off. Your cat will listen and will not be angry with you later.

Do these things, and you too can enjoy a cat that comes when called.
User avatar #113 to #97 - casval (07/25/2013) [-]
God damn it Tyrone stop stealing the neighbors wifi and go home.
#66 - hopskotch (07/25/2013) [+] (1 reply)
My cat doesn't react for **** anyway, so this is an upgrade really.
User avatar #44 - nucularwar (07/25/2013) [-]
Um **** yes I'd press it I've never had a cat that actually responds to any name at all or anything other than the sound of the bag of treats shaking
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User avatar #87 - tallzed (07/25/2013) [-]
Is that a Detroit Metal City reference.
#84 - ryuh (07/25/2013) [-]
I would rather have a dog named Cornelius
User avatar #63 - likeabosslikeaboss (07/25/2013) [-]
thats a ******* awsome name for a kitty...
User avatar #58 - mrawesomepotato (07/25/2013) [-]
The point these button things is to make you have to seriously evaluate your choice. Making you weigh the consequences if you do in fact make the choice. So why make it such a ******* little consequence? I would name my cat that regardless.
#47 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/25/2013) [-]
Isn't the second part supposed to be a drawback? Both of these are awesome!
User avatar #46 - welfarekid (07/25/2013) [-]
I can walk outside, with a bag of Meow mix, Shake it, and I'll have 30 cats that I can name whatever I want.
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#17 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/25/2013) [-]
I don't want a kitten, but I do want one if it is named that.
#15 - kepesauce (07/25/2013) [-]
Well then he and Lord Kitteus Maximus Petreus Scrotorium will be best of friends.
Well then he and Lord Kitteus Maximus Petreus Scrotorium will be best of friends.
User avatar #9 - evilanakie ONLINE (07/25/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Valentinez Alkalinella Xifax Sicidabohertz Gombigobilla Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andri Charton-Haymoss Ivanovici Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser III,
User avatar #8 - Animefreake (07/25/2013) [-]
Wait... I get a cat, that react on its name.

That is the best thing.
User avatar #7 - drhard (07/25/2013) [-]
Can I name it Zachary Zelmon Esquire Junior the 13th instead?
User avatar #5 - dissectedtesticle (07/25/2013) [-]
Yes.
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