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User avatar #142 - pokimone (07/25/2013) [-]
Thats one of the crazy things I can do to feel alive.
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#120 - Bad Man ONLINE (07/25/2013) [-]
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And meanwhile, the majority of us are still making excuses for ourselves. Way to go, team FJ.
#117 - infernoimmortal ONLINE (07/25/2013) [+] (4 replies)
No cash to go to concerts, to travel to foreign places or eat fast food daily.
No person wants to have sex with me, well... not for free.
The pickups on my guitar are ****** and I have no cash to repair them, also I need new strings.
No cash for a new gaming gear, I'm still on this PC that I have since 2007.
I don't intend to have children just yet.
I find reading boring because it's slow, a 500 pages long book can be watched in a one hour movie, while reading those 500 pages would take you several hours.
I am an atheist.
No pets allowed in my apartment.
And most of those 7 billion NPCs are assholes.

Oh and, I masturbated already thrice today.
#112 - therealrainbowdash (07/25/2013) [-]
Literally read the punchline aloud before getting past the first frame of pictures.
Still funny though.
#111 - anon (07/25/2013) [-]
Well, if I have to farm like a crazy bastard to win one single in-game currency, if it takes 10 real time hours to travel to one place to another, I'm sure I will be bored too and not play this game.

Or I'd just sit my character in front of his in-game computer and play one of those in-game games.
#109 - Nameloc (07/25/2013) [-]
All the while I am utilizing what is at my disposal, and that is the Internet.

You can learn anything on the internet. All it takes is motivation to power through paragraph after paragraph.

Although, what a vast majority of people find to be the most entertaining way to learn, would be to converse with others.
(IE, Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, Vine, FunnyJunk, 4chan, Reddit, YouTube, etc.)

"8+ Billion crazy characters to play along with"
Take that down to 1+ billion, and that's the Internet itself.
User avatar #83 - formerlurker (07/25/2013) [-]
God damn you, you psychic bastard, how did you know?!
User avatar #82 - continuo (07/25/2013) [-]
Dude,i live in Portsmouth with no car,little money and no passport.The most I could do is bowling on the weekends.
User avatar #80 - flusteredmoose (07/25/2013) [-]
I'm doing it because I'm British and will have to resort to rape soon.
User avatar #64 - Metallicock (07/25/2013) [-]
I've had enough of Earth today
so thats why
User avatar #61 - schnizel (07/25/2013) [-]
black daddy is afk all the time.
User avatar #60 - mithecs (07/25/2013) [-]
But what if the ass was fat?
User avatar #52 - astrozombies **User deleted account** (07/25/2013) [-]
Pretty sure you just described the internet.
User avatar #34 - supamonkey (07/25/2013) [-]
Actually, I'm not currently masturbating...

...but I can fix that...
#33 - SILENCEnight (07/25/2013) [-]
**SILENCEnight rolled a random image posted in comment #5270548 at Furries ** Imagine a world where no one gives a **** .
User avatar #31 - dragontamers ONLINE (07/25/2013) [-]
I am actually reading porn right now in another tab, so that is rather creepy.
User avatar #25 - RedJoker (07/25/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Thats how i feel every time I go on the internet... Tons of people who can do all kinds of things like sing, or dance, or draw, or play instruments, or be funny, or are just plain smart... And Im just sitting here being a nobody because i fit none of those categories... Its humbling really
User avatar #21 - poniesnstuff (07/25/2013) [-]
I thought the answer was going to be heaven.

A whack joke is good as well.
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