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#146 - wakingeyes
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(07/25/2013) [-]
I didn't choose the fap life, the fap life chose me
#144 - tmdarby
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(07/25/2013) [-]
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#120 - Bad Man
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(07/25/2013) [-]
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And meanwhile, the majority of us are still making excuses for ourselves. Way to go, team FJ.
#115 - Loppytaffy
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(07/25/2013) [-]
If I had the money to go out there and do crazy and fun ****, I'd do it.
Now if you don't mind, there's a porno buffering and a bottle of lotion with my name on it.
#112 - therealrainbowdash
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(07/25/2013) [-]
Literally read the punchline aloud before getting past the first frame of pictures.
Still funny though.
#109 - Nameloc
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(07/25/2013) [-]
All the while I am utilizing what is at my disposal, and that is the Internet.

You can learn anything on the internet. All it takes is motivation to power through paragraph after paragraph.

Although, what a vast majority of people find to be the most entertaining way to learn, would be to converse with others.
(IE, Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, Vine, FunnyJunk, 4chan, Reddit, YouTube, etc.)

"8+ Billion crazy characters to play along with"
Take that down to 1+ billion, and that's the Internet itself.
#96 - Jameshaich
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(07/25/2013) [-]
Can i torrent this?
Cause *****, I have no money.
#90 - sinkoran
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(07/25/2013) [-]
HEY!!!! I am not masturbating...yet
#85 - onionsam
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(07/25/2013) [-]
Life well spent.
#82 - continuo
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(07/25/2013) [-]
Dude,i live in Portsmouth with no car,little money and no passport.The most I could do is bowling on the weekends.
#80 - flusteredmoose
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(07/25/2013) [-]
I'm doing it because I'm British and will have to resort to rape soon.
#65 - tiredandhungry ONLINE
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(07/25/2013) [-]
mfw I'm bored
#57 - kingoftheinterwebs
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(07/25/2013) [-]
Problem is you either need money or freinds to do these things.
#52 - astrozombies **User deleted account**
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(07/25/2013) [-]
Pretty sure you just described the internet.
#49 - cadaverbox
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(07/25/2013) [-]
Why would people choose not to have immortality when there's so much stuff to do nowadays.
#53 to #49 - anon
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(07/25/2013) [-]
So they have a chance to do all of those things.
#39 - jinapayne
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(07/25/2013) [-]
Let's look at the top pictures and explain why not everyone can just be alive and do all these great things like what most of these inspirational "live life" ******** quotes say
Skydiving-Costs money
Hugging or something-I dont even know
Sex-Costs Money or actually requires talking to girls lol
Going to exotic locations-Costs money
Concerts-Costs money
Water Park-Costs money
I cant just do any of these things when I want, people try to hard to make the world look better than it is, Im not being cynical saying it sucks, the world is filled with wonder and opportunity, but it isnt that amazing
#29 - Zanchoff
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(07/25/2013) [-]
I love masturbation. It's a great way to meet new people. Now if only I could get them to stop yelling...
#25 - RedJoker
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(07/25/2013) [-]
Thats how i feel every time I go on the internet... Tons of people who can do all kinds of things like sing, or dance, or draw, or play instruments, or be funny, or are just plain smart... And Im just sitting here being a nobody because i fit none of those categories... Its humbling really
#79 to #25 - vicsix
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(07/25/2013) [-]
Same.




Wanna jerk off with me?
#8 - kyrozor
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(07/24/2013) [-]
There's people that live in Australia, LA, Hawaii, where they can wake up in the morning, go a quick run and then go surfing, I wish I could do that, but I live on the west coast of Scotland, so that's not going to happen.
#10 to #8 - HAwAII
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(07/24/2013) [-]
i can do that. i live a minute from the beach.

but i hate the ocean.
#11 to #10 - kyrozor
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(07/25/2013) [-]
Wannah swap? Like countryside and rain?

To be fair actually, we've had like a constant 30 degrees C for the last couple weeks. It's been pretty hot.
#12 to #11 - HAwAII
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(07/25/2013) [-]
Throw in some super fast internets connection and you've got a deal.
#13 to #12 - kyrozor
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(07/25/2013) [-]
Not very fast I'm afraid, Some places we get about 40-50mb/s but I only get about 15.
#14 to #13 - HAwAII
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(07/25/2013) [-]
I have a $1500 built computer but my parents refuse to upgrade the internets even though I offered to pay the extra.

...3mbps speed here.
#15 to #14 - kyrozor
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(07/25/2013) [-]
My computer cost about £1500 too, luckily I got to chose the internet provider, but this was the fastest around.
#16 to #15 - HAwAII
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(07/25/2013) [-]
As long as I can stream stuff to friends while playing mah games, I don't care where I live.
#17 to #16 - kyrozor
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(07/25/2013) [-]
I want to stream too, but my upload allows me to stream SP or play MP, not both.
#19 to #8 - yourdonutz
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(07/25/2013) [-]
its too ******* cold in aus at the moment to go surfing
its too ******* cold in aus at the moment to go surfing
#81 to #8 - vicsix
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(07/25/2013) [-]
I live in the ******* middle of Texas. At least you have rain.
#3 - asheskirata
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(07/24/2013) [-]
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