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#169 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/25/2013) [-]
I didn't know I wanted that until now...
User avatar #148 - raquelian (07/25/2013) [-]
get the IQ and the David Bowie cock. wait a few days and go get surgery to have a normal penis. never said you couldn't.
User avatar #147 - kiingofaces (07/25/2013) [-]
hmmm.....I would just because it doesn't morph when having sex
Also I can masterbate while letting him sign autographs
#146 - bluenotethepony (07/25/2013) [-]
Jokes on you, I have a vagina!
User avatar #142 - meganinja (07/25/2013) [-]
inb4 "I'm already a genieios allthelte, yo'ur just jelus"
User avatar #140 - buttinspecter ONLINE (07/25/2013) [-]
Am I still able to strock David Bowie and cum?
User avatar #126 - pfccross (07/25/2013) [-]
if you were super smart and super strong... would you ever need to masturbate?
User avatar #117 - shadowstepone ONLINE (07/25/2013) [-]
if it still feels like masturbating, then **** yeah.
#116 - dgrams (07/25/2013) [-]
as a girl i think i wouldn't get a dick in the process. Would press the button if I were a man as well
#86 - weirdvintagegirl (07/24/2013) [-]
david bowie's the **** though who would be upset with that
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User avatar #81 - demandsgayversion (07/24/2013) [-]
I already have this condition, so why not?
#79 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/24/2013) [-]
Well its an overall improvement..And david bowie, must have some female fans.
User avatar #48 - ihatem (07/24/2013) [-]
If you're still masturbating with an IQ of 180 and ripped, you probably don't have an IQ of 180
#42 - hachintheaxe (07/24/2013) [-]
but you can have sex without that happening?
#21 - flufflepuff (07/24/2013) [-]
if you're that strong and that smart, you can figure out how to **** some bitches everytime you get horny.
#16 - vaporous (07/24/2013) [-]
What's the disadvantage?
User avatar #5 - thewebspinner (07/24/2013) [-]
put condom on to muffle the sound of bad jokes, david bowie dick suffocates and dies.
dick starts rotting, turns black and mouldy.
No more penis.

No, I will not press the button.
#59 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/24/2013) [-]
noise canceling headphones n dont look down
#82 - trollmobile ONLINE (07/24/2013) [-]
i'm happy with my top 1% IQ thanks.
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