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#169 - anonymous (07/25/2013) [-]
I didn't know I wanted that until now...
#158 - dolphinwing (07/25/2013) [-]
I love you David Bowie penis.. here's a good one
#151 - anonymous (07/25/2013) [-]
I don't have a penis.

Win-win
User avatar #147 - kiingofaces (07/25/2013) [-]
hmmm.....I would just because it doesn't morph when having sex
Also I can masterbate while letting him sign autographs
User avatar #140 - buttinspecter (07/25/2013) [-]
Am I still able to strock David Bowie and cum?
#138 - anonymous (07/25/2013) [-]
If I am both intelligent and strong/muscular I'm fairly sure random women can replace masturbating
User avatar #126 - pfccross (07/25/2013) [-]
if you were super smart and super strong... would you ever need to masturbate?
User avatar #117 - shadowstepone (07/25/2013) [-]
if it still feels like masturbating, then **** yeah.
#115 - anonymous (07/25/2013) [-]
Dude i would love having a david bowie dick
#83 - themaskedgamer (07/24/2013) [-]
Only when I masturbate. So with a high IQ I'm guaranteed a good job and with a good job comes good money and with good money comes shallow bitches. I won't even need to masturbate.
User avatar #78 - commontroll (07/24/2013) [-]
I'm okay with this.
#62 - mirkee (07/24/2013) [-]
i'd hit it since i'd be inteligent and strong, i'd have girl, so i wouldn't have to masturbate
#59 - anonymous (07/24/2013) [-]
noise canceling headphones n dont look down
User avatar #48 - ihatem (07/24/2013) [-]
If you're still masturbating with an IQ of 180 and ripped, you probably don't have an IQ of 180
#28 - anonymous (07/24/2013) [-]
so it turns into David Bowie if I try and masturbate but not if I have sex?

I'm ok with that.
#21 - flufflepuff (07/24/2013) [-]
if you're that strong and that smart, you can figure out how to **** some bitches everytime you get horny.
User avatar #15 - darksideofthebeast (07/24/2013) [-]
Yes.
Mind over penis.
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#4 - hellomynameisbill (07/24/2013) [-]
penises also have heads. with that logic in mind, your dick head would just look like David Bowie's dick head
#82 - trollmobile ONLINE (07/24/2013) [-]
i'm happy with my top 1% IQ thanks.
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