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#164 - idntnoausername (07/25/2013) [-]
I'll just ********** furiously as I look my penis in the eyes
#158 - dolphinwing (07/25/2013) [-]
I love you David Bowie penis.. here's a good one
#157 - anonymous (07/25/2013) [+] (1 reply)
if your IQ is that high, you will be socially inept.
User avatar #139 - vatra (07/25/2013) [-]
Ear plugs.
#138 - anonymous (07/25/2013) [-]
If I am both intelligent and strong/muscular I'm fairly sure random women can replace masturbating
#134 - anonymous (07/25/2013) [-]
IQ of 180 and really strong. I'll think of a way to get some ***** .
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#131 - therealslimdavey (07/25/2013) [+] (1 reply)
With an IQ of 180 and extreme strength I wouldn't ever need to 						**********					. I could just overpower girls and mind 						****					 them.
With an IQ of 180 and extreme strength I wouldn't ever need to ********** . I could just overpower girls and mind **** them.
User avatar #141 to #131 - warzon (07/25/2013) [-]
You'd need to be Asian to ******** .
Yeah its overdone I know.
#115 - anonymous (07/25/2013) [-]
Dude i would love having a david bowie dick
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User avatar #93 - TimBisley (07/25/2013) [-]
I'd press it, then try and convince it to sing Life on Mars and Rebel Rebel with me
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User avatar #75 - ferferlam (07/24/2013) [-]
Why would I need to ********** ? I would have super strength.
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#62 - mirkee (07/24/2013) [-]
i'd hit it since i'd be inteligent and strong, i'd have girl, so i wouldn't have to **********
#36 - manbearpiglet (07/24/2013) [-]
But where does it say you are not a bull?
User avatar #31 - DaogatPiva (07/24/2013) [-]
Win win situation. It'll match my Bowie tattoo.
Would press without a second thought.
#24 - redstonealchemist (07/24/2013) [-]
yes because i can get a sex change and then have awesome times
#4 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (07/24/2013) [-]
penises also have heads. with that logic in mind, your dick head would just look like David Bowie's dick head
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