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#158 - dolphinwing (07/25/2013) [-]
I love you David Bowie penis.. here's a good one
#157 - Womens Study Major (07/25/2013) [+] (1 reply)
if your IQ is that high, you will be socially inept.
User avatar #148 - raquelian (07/25/2013) [-]
get the IQ and the David Bowie cock. wait a few days and go get surgery to have a normal penis. never said you couldn't.
User avatar #147 - kiingofaces (07/25/2013) [-]
hmmm.....I would just because it doesn't morph when having sex
Also I can masterbate while letting him sign autographs
#146 - bluenotethepony (07/25/2013) [-]
Jokes on you, I have a vagina!
User avatar #139 - vatra (07/25/2013) [-]
Ear plugs.
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#131 - therealslimdavey (07/25/2013) [+] (1 reply)
With an IQ of 180 and extreme strength I wouldn't ever need to masturbate. I could just overpower girls and mind 						****					 them.
With an IQ of 180 and extreme strength I wouldn't ever need to masturbate. I could just overpower girls and mind **** them.
User avatar #141 to #131 - warzon (07/25/2013) [-]
You'd need to be Asian to ******** .
Yeah its overdone I know.
User avatar #117 - shadowstepone ONLINE (07/25/2013) [-]
if it still feels like masturbating, then **** yeah.
#116 - dgrams (07/25/2013) [-]
as a girl i think i wouldn't get a dick in the process. Would press the button if I were a man as well
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#86 - weirdvintagegirl (07/24/2013) [-]
david bowie's the **** though who would be upset with that
#83 - themaskedgamer (07/24/2013) [-]
Only when I masturbate. So with a high IQ I'm guaranteed a good job and with a good job comes good money and with good money comes shallow bitches. I won't even need to masturbate.
#76 - Womens Study Major (07/24/2013) [-]
people pretending it's less IQ than they have, still low enough IQ to think it's a funny and original joke.
User avatar #49 - fireprincess (07/24/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I got one that said 'you get one wish but you can't wish for more wishes.' I fail to see the downfall as I still have one more wish than I did before.
User avatar #48 - ihatem (07/24/2013) [-]
If you're still masturbating with an IQ of 180 and ripped, you probably don't have an IQ of 180
User avatar #31 - DaogatPiva (07/24/2013) [-]
Win win situation. It'll match my Bowie tattoo.
Would press without a second thought.
#28 - Womens Study Major (07/24/2013) [-]
so it turns into David Bowie if I try and masturbate but not if I have sex?

I'm ok with that.
#16 - vaporous (07/24/2013) [-]
What's the disadvantage?
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