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#146 - bluenotethepony (07/25/2013) [-]
Jokes on you, I have a vagina!
User avatar #142 - meganinja (07/25/2013) [-]
inb4 "I'm already a genieios allthelte, yo'ur just jelus"
User avatar #140 - buttinspecter (07/25/2013) [-]
Am I still able to strock David Bowie and cum?
User avatar #126 - pfccross (07/25/2013) [-]
if you were super smart and super strong... would you ever need to masturbate?
User avatar #117 - shadowstepone (07/25/2013) [-]
if it still feels like masturbating, then **** yeah.
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User avatar #93 - TimBisley (07/25/2013) [-]
I'd press it, then try and convince it to sing Life on Mars and Rebel Rebel with me
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User avatar #81 - demandsgayversion (07/24/2013) [-]
I already have this condition, so why not?
#79 - 4chan refugee (07/24/2013) [-]
Well its an overall improvement..And david bowie, must have some female fans.
User avatar #78 - commontroll (07/24/2013) [-]
I'm okay with this.
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User avatar #49 - fireprincess (07/24/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I got one that said 'you get one wish but you can't wish for more wishes.' I fail to see the downfall as I still have one more wish than I did before.
User avatar #48 - ihatem ONLINE (07/24/2013) [-]
If you're still masturbating with an IQ of 180 and ripped, you probably don't have an IQ of 180
#42 - hachintheaxe (07/24/2013) [-]
but you can have sex without that happening?
#22 - 4chan refugee (07/24/2013) [-]
For girls it would be the clit.
User avatar #15 - darksideofthebeast (07/24/2013) [-]
Yes.
Mind over penis.
User avatar #5 - thewebspinner (07/24/2013) [-]
put condom on to muffle the sound of bad jokes, david bowie dick suffocates and dies.
dick starts rotting, turns black and mouldy.
No more penis.

No, I will not press the button.
#4 - hellomynameisbill (07/24/2013) [-]
penises also have heads. with that logic in mind, your dick head would just look like David Bowie's dick head
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