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#169 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/25/2013) [-]
I didn't know I wanted that until now...
User avatar #148 - raquelian (07/25/2013) [-]
get the IQ and the David Bowie cock. wait a few days and go get surgery to have a normal penis. never said you couldn't.
User avatar #147 - kiingofaces (07/25/2013) [-]
hmmm.....I would just because it doesn't morph when having sex
Also I can masterbate while letting him sign autographs
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User avatar #126 - pfccross (07/25/2013) [-]
if you were super smart and super strong... would you ever need to masturbate?
User avatar #117 - shadowstepone (07/25/2013) [-]
if it still feels like masturbating, then **** yeah.
#116 - dgrams (07/25/2013) [-]
as a girl i think i wouldn't get a dick in the process. Would press the button if I were a man as well
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User avatar #87 - mrawesomepotato (07/24/2013) [-]
I could get any bitch I wanted what with me being a genius and strong. So what is the need to masterbate???
#86 - weirdvintagegirl (07/24/2013) [-]
david bowie's the **** though who would be upset with that
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User avatar #49 - fireprincess (07/24/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I got one that said 'you get one wish but you can't wish for more wishes.' I fail to see the downfall as I still have one more wish than I did before.
User avatar #48 - ihatem (07/24/2013) [-]
If you're still masturbating with an IQ of 180 and ripped, you probably don't have an IQ of 180
#42 - hachintheaxe (07/24/2013) [-]
but you can have sex without that happening?
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#22 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/24/2013) [-]
For girls it would be the clit.
#21 - flufflepuff (07/24/2013) [-]
if you're that strong and that smart, you can figure out how to **** some bitches everytime you get horny.
#16 - vaporous (07/24/2013) [-]
What's the disadvantage?
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