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User avatar #149 - zenbass (07/25/2013) [+] (1 reply)
You're super smart, and super strong, which implies looking good. You can get laid, no masturbation required. Boom.
User avatar #137 - paradoxrocks ONLINE (07/25/2013) [-]
Shouldn't there be a down side to this?
User avatar #136 - aldheim (07/25/2013) [-]
Even if I had an IQ of 180 and amazing strength, I would just waste it watching youtube videos and playing DotA.
User avatar #61 - kualeifarne (07/24/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Jokes on you, I don't have a penis!
User avatar #47 - benjamino (07/24/2013) [-]
I'm smart and strong as **** ? Chances are I'm not masturbating often.
If I ever get lonely, I just touch my dick and talk it out with David Bowie.
And just once I might just whack it, just to see were out of David the come comes from.
User avatar #37 - tikledpikle (07/24/2013) [-]
Dude, he could sing his songs from the Labrynth.
#158 - dolphinwing (07/25/2013) [-]
I love you David Bowie penis.. here's a good one
#138 - anonymous (07/25/2013) [-]
If I am both intelligent and strong/muscular I'm fairly sure random women can replace masturbating
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#83 - themaskedgamer (07/24/2013) [-]
Only when I masturbate. So with a high IQ I'm guaranteed a good job and with a good job comes good money and with good money comes shallow bitches. I won't even need to masturbate.
#79 - anonymous (07/24/2013) [-]
Well its an overall improvement..And david bowie, must have some female fans.
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User avatar #48 - ihatem (07/24/2013) [-]
If you're still masturbating with an IQ of 180 and ripped, you probably don't have an IQ of 180
#41 - anonymous (07/24/2013) [-]
i can imagine him saying things like "this is dick control to major tom"
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User avatar #15 - darksideofthebeast (07/24/2013) [-]
Yes.
Mind over penis.
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User avatar #5 - thewebspinner (07/24/2013) [-]
put condom on to muffle the sound of bad jokes, david bowie dick suffocates and dies.
dick starts rotting, turns black and mouldy.
No more penis.

No, I will not press the button.
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