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User avatar #152 - strangemoo (07/25/2013) [+] (2 replies)
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Not gonna bother with screenshots. But who in their right mind wouldn't want this?
User avatar #155 to #152 - ixcarnifexxi (07/25/2013) [-]
So down. Sassy black women (people in general) are the best.
User avatar #149 - zenbass (07/25/2013) [+] (1 reply)
You're super smart, and super strong, which implies looking good. You can get laid, no masturbation required. Boom.
User avatar #137 - paradoxrocks ONLINE (07/25/2013) [-]
Shouldn't there be a down side to this?
User avatar #136 - aldheim (07/25/2013) [-]
Even if I had an IQ of 180 and amazing strength, I would just waste it watching youtube videos and playing DotA.
User avatar #129 - Lintutu (07/25/2013) [+] (4 replies)
what if i have a vagina?
User avatar #135 to #129 - aldheim (07/25/2013) [-]
Same thing, but clit.
User avatar #37 - tikledpikle (07/24/2013) [-]
Dude, he could sing his songs from the Labrynth.
#157 - anonymous (07/25/2013) [+] (1 reply)
if your IQ is that high, you will be socially inept.
#153 - anonymous (07/25/2013) [+] (1 reply)
But what if you're female?
User avatar #147 - kiingofaces (07/25/2013) [-]
hmmm.....I would just because it doesn't morph when having sex
Also I can masterbate while letting him sign autographs
#115 - anonymous (07/25/2013) [-]
Dude i would love having a david bowie dick
User avatar #114 - notbenstiller **User deleted account** (07/25/2013) [+] (1 reply)
...Where does the manjuice come out?
#86 - weirdvintagegirl (07/24/2013) [-]
david bowie's the **** though who would be upset with that
#83 - themaskedgamer (07/24/2013) [-]
Only when I masturbate. So with a high IQ I'm guaranteed a good job and with a good job comes good money and with good money comes shallow bitches. I won't even need to masturbate.
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#42 - hachintheaxe (07/24/2013) [-]
but you can have sex without that happening?
#41 - anonymous (07/24/2013) [-]
i can imagine him saying things like "this is dick control to major tom"
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User avatar #31 - DaogatPiva (07/24/2013) [-]
Win win situation. It'll match my Bowie tattoo.
Would press without a second thought.
#28 - anonymous (07/24/2013) [-]
so it turns into David Bowie if I try and masturbate but not if I have sex?

I'm ok with that.
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