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#149 - zenbass
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(07/25/2013) [-]
You're super smart, and super strong, which implies looking good. You can get laid, no masturbation required. Boom.
#159 to #149 - hoshasei
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(07/25/2013) [-]
^^ My thoughts exactley
#88 - Mahazama
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(07/24/2013) [-]
With 180 IQ and Extreme strength I won't need to masturbate.   
Joke's on you.
With 180 IQ and Extreme strength I won't need to masturbate.
Joke's on you.
#71 - ireallylikepotatoe
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(07/24/2013) [-]
I would pay for my penis to do that.
#61 - kualeifarne
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(07/24/2013) [-]
Jokes on you, I don't have a penis!
#64 to #61 - wisdombranch
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(07/24/2013) [-]
your clit then.
#70 to #61 - qchrisman
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(07/24/2013) [-]
THE ONE WEAKNESS!!!!
#47 - benjamino
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(07/24/2013) [-]
I'm smart and strong as ****? Chances are I'm not masturbating often.
If I ever get lonely, I just touch my dick and talk it out with David Bowie.
And just once I might just whack it, just to see were out of David the come comes from.
#37 - tikledpikle
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(07/24/2013) [-]
Dude, he could sing his songs from the Labrynth.
#146 - bluenotethepony
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(07/25/2013) [-]
Jokes on you, I have a vagina!
#142 - meganinja
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(07/25/2013) [-]
inb4 "I'm already a genieios allthelte, yo'ur just jelus"
#116 - dgrams
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(07/25/2013) [-]
as a girl i think i wouldn't get a dick in the process. Would press the button if I were a man as well
#115 - anon
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(07/25/2013) [-]
Dude i would love having a david bowie dick
#114 - notbenstiller **User deleted account**
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(07/25/2013) [-]
...Where does the manjuice come out?
#119 to #114 - anon
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(07/25/2013) [-]
if it was White Duke phase of Bowie, I hope it would come out of his eyepatch
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#62 - mirkee
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(07/24/2013) [-]
i'd hit it since i'd be inteligent and strong, i'd have girl, so i wouldn't have to masturbate
#60 - huffe
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(07/24/2013) [-]
i like bad jokes
#59 - anon
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(07/24/2013) [-]
noise canceling headphones n dont look down
#35 - manbearpiglet
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#31 - DaogatPiva
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(07/24/2013) [-]
Win win situation. It'll match my Bowie tattoo.
Would press without a second thought.
#24 - redstonealchemist
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(07/24/2013) [-]
yes because i can get a sex change and then have awesome times
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