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User avatar #149 - zenbass (07/25/2013) [+] (1 reply)
You're super smart, and super strong, which implies looking good. You can get laid, no masturbation required. Boom.
User avatar #137 - paradoxrocks (07/25/2013) [-]
Shouldn't there be a down side to this?
User avatar #136 - aldheim (07/25/2013) [-]
Even if I had an IQ of 180 and amazing strength, I would just waste it watching youtube videos and playing DotA.
#90 - mintea (07/25/2013) [-]
Head of penis morphs into David Bowie?
This isn't Bowie but it's related.

(the french movie Marquis, it's all on youtube. It's ******* weird, I do not recommend it. I do a little.)
#88 - Mahazama (07/24/2013) [-]
With 180 IQ and Extreme strength I won't need to masturbate.   
Joke's on you.
With 180 IQ and Extreme strength I won't need to masturbate.
Joke's on you.
#157 - anonexplains (07/25/2013) [+] (1 reply)
if your IQ is that high, you will be socially inept.
#153 - anonexplains (07/25/2013) [+] (1 reply)
But what if you're female?
#151 - anonexplains (07/25/2013) [-]
I don't have a penis.

Win-win
User avatar #147 - kiingofaces (07/25/2013) [-]
hmmm.....I would just because it doesn't morph when having sex
Also I can masterbate while letting him sign autographs
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#115 - anonexplains (07/25/2013) [-]
Dude i would love having a david bowie dick
User avatar #114 - notbenstiller **User deleted account** (07/25/2013) [+] (1 reply)
...Where does the manjuice come out?
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User avatar #93 - TimBisley (07/25/2013) [-]
I'd press it, then try and convince it to sing Life on Mars and Rebel Rebel with me
#83 - themaskedgamer (07/24/2013) [-]
Only when I masturbate. So with a high IQ I'm guaranteed a good job and with a good job comes good money and with good money comes shallow bitches. I won't even need to masturbate.
#42 - hachintheaxe (07/24/2013) [-]
but you can have sex without that happening?
#41 - anonexplains (07/24/2013) [-]
i can imagine him saying things like "this is dick control to major tom"
#36 - manbearpiglet (07/24/2013) [-]
But where does it say you are not a bull?
#28 - anonexplains (07/24/2013) [-]
so it turns into David Bowie if I try and masturbate but not if I have sex?

I'm ok with that.
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