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User avatar #152 - strangemoo (07/25/2013) [+] (2 replies)
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Not gonna bother with screenshots. But who in their right mind wouldn't want this?
User avatar #155 to #152 - ixcarnifexxi (07/25/2013) [-]
So down. Sassy black women (people in general) are the best.
User avatar #136 - aldheim (07/25/2013) [-]
Even if I had an IQ of 180 and amazing strength, I would just waste it watching youtube videos and playing DotA.
User avatar #129 - Lintutu (07/25/2013) [+] (4 replies)
what if i have a vagina?
User avatar #135 to #129 - aldheim (07/25/2013) [-]
Same thing, but clit.
#90 - mintea (07/25/2013) [-]
Head of penis morphs into David Bowie?
This isn't Bowie but it's related.

(the french movie Marquis, it's all on youtube. It's ******* weird, I do not recommend it. I do a little.)
#88 - Mahazama (07/24/2013) [-]
With 180 IQ and Extreme strength I won't need to masturbate.   
Joke's on you.
With 180 IQ and Extreme strength I won't need to masturbate.
Joke's on you.
User avatar #148 - raquelian ONLINE (07/25/2013) [-]
get the IQ and the David Bowie cock. wait a few days and go get surgery to have a normal penis. never said you couldn't.
User avatar #147 - kiingofaces (07/25/2013) [-]
hmmm.....I would just because it doesn't morph when having sex
Also I can masterbate while letting him sign autographs
User avatar #142 - meganinja ONLINE (07/25/2013) [-]
inb4 "I'm already a genieios allthelte, yo'ur just jelus"
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#116 - dgrams (07/25/2013) [-]
as a girl i think i wouldn't get a dick in the process. Would press the button if I were a man as well
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User avatar #75 - ferferlam (07/24/2013) [-]
Why would I need to masturbate? I would have super strength.
User avatar #60 - huffe ONLINE (07/24/2013) [-]
i like bad jokes
User avatar #31 - DaogatPiva (07/24/2013) [-]
Win win situation. It'll match my Bowie tattoo.
Would press without a second thought.
#28 - Ken M (07/24/2013) [-]
so it turns into David Bowie if I try and masturbate but not if I have sex?

I'm ok with that.
#22 - Ken M (07/24/2013) [-]
For girls it would be the clit.
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