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#143 - snakefire (07/25/2013) [-]
Then he just makes your balls do this
Then he just makes your balls do this
#150 - lunchboxxxx (07/25/2013) [+] (2 replies)
this has been my favorite, because i would push that button in a heartbeat
User avatar #111 - karmasmusician (07/25/2013) [+] (1 reply)
...I love David Bowie. I'd be a fool not to push the button. Private concerts.
User avatar #95 - srskate (07/25/2013) [-]
I ask this in earnest:

Who here wouldn't press the button.
User avatar #55 - themastermorris (07/24/2013) [-]
Who needs a girlfriend when your dick can turn into David Bowie?
#38 - FightClub (07/24/2013) [+] (4 replies)
YES, I PRESS IT. because i HAVE A GIRLFRIEND! NO NEED TO MASTURBATE!

TAKE THAT, **********
#34 - vampyrate (07/24/2013) [+] (2 replies)
My husband would get SO many more blowjobs if his dick was David Bowie. 						*******					 90 and still sexy as hell.
My husband would get SO many more blowjobs if his dick was David Bowie. ******* 90 and still sexy as hell.
#43 to #34 - spleed (07/24/2013) [-]
W-what?
#125 - organicglory (07/25/2013) [-]
jokes on you, what if I like his jokes
jokes on you, what if I like his jokes
#110 - spawnsy (07/25/2013) [-]
yep, ill press it
yep, ill press it
#102 - fritotheburrito (07/25/2013) [-]
You think I can't fap to that.

But I will.
User avatar #80 - ilovehitler (07/24/2013) [-]
Aren't these supposed to have a downside?
User avatar #63 - wisdombranch (07/24/2013) [-]
don't masturbate.

Have brains and brawn that are the envy of the world, and 40%+ of all women.
Get laid, hourly.

I see no downside.
#17 - NhuckCorris (07/24/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Listening to Space Oddity right now... creepy...

Id be taking a piss and he be all "Now it's time to leave the capsule if you daaaare"
User avatar #9 - diruslupis (07/24/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Uhm, I'm female so what happens? Do I sprout a dick or...?
#12 to #9 - xxitzchubbsxx (07/24/2013) [-]
Tits or gtf.... sorry i forgot this isn't 4chan.
User avatar #129 - Lintutu (07/25/2013) [+] (4 replies)
what if i have a vagina?
User avatar #135 to #129 - aldheim (07/25/2013) [-]
Same thing, but clit.
#88 - Mahazama (07/24/2013) [-]
With 180 IQ and Extreme strength I won't need to masturbate.   
Joke's on you.
With 180 IQ and Extreme strength I won't need to masturbate.
Joke's on you.
User avatar #71 - ireallylikepotatoe ONLINE (07/24/2013) [-]
I would pay for my penis to do that.
User avatar #61 - kualeifarne (07/24/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Jokes on you, I don't have a penis!
User avatar #47 - benjamino ONLINE (07/24/2013) [-]
I'm smart and strong as **** ? Chances are I'm not masturbating often.
If I ever get lonely, I just touch my dick and talk it out with David Bowie.
And just once I might just whack it, just to see were out of David the come comes from.
User avatar #37 - tikledpikle (07/24/2013) [-]
Dude, he could sing his songs from the Labrynth.
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