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User avatar #25 - meuandme ONLINE (07/23/2013) [+] (116 replies)
im not religious but didnt satan used to be a angel or a human?
#356 - donaldducksdick (07/23/2013) [-]
God's fw
#185 - ilikepatatas (07/23/2013) [+] (2 replies)
thank Chuck Norris im an atheist
User avatar #254 to #185 - kustomforce (07/23/2013) [-]
Chuck Norris is a christian.
#287 - thebritishguy (07/23/2013) [-]
maybe Jesus is Satan
#238 - anonymous (07/23/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I find it amazing people in this century still believe in something as illogical as god. I mean seriously, what is the chance for the universe to be created by something which defies everything we have proved and have taken the form of an old man who does things which makes him an hypocrite all the time, and his worship has taken so many lives. Religion doesn't help anyone, it puts us back in time and makes our population dimwitted.
User avatar #330 - darksideofthebeast (07/23/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I guess people won't ever learn that others have different opinions...
it doesn't make anyone less of a person for what they believe in...
Except for masturbation, THAT'S JUST WRONG.
#333 to #330 - anonymous (07/23/2013) [-]
>Except for masturbation, THAT'S JUST WRONG.

wat
User avatar #192 - Yesitsme (07/23/2013) [+] (7 replies)
That's not at all how it worked. The devil didn't make hell, and he has no power.

This one isn't even clever in a "I never thought about it" kind of way.
#364 - disappointed (07/23/2013) [-]
I'll make my own utopia! With Blackjack, and Hookers and I'll Keep 'em both!
#348 - wadethegreat (07/23/2013) [-]
OH GOD A ********* IS HERE STAY AWAY FROM THE WINDOWS!
#339 - crazyoljew (07/23/2013) [-]
I love it. Thanks Greg
I love it. Thanks Greg
#329 - laserkirby (07/23/2013) [-]
I don't know if this been posted before, but here.
Search through 300+ comments to not look like a copying douchebag? I think not.
#294 - anonymous (07/23/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Actually, the truth of the matter is, satan is being tortured in hell along with everyone else. He's just sort of a VIP torture doll, or something. Samael is the real "King of Hell: and pretty much runs **** down there.
User avatar #251 - lesrin (07/23/2013) [+] (4 replies)
i lost my **** at "you have no idea how stupid i made the humans do you"
#5 - anonymous (07/22/2013) [+] (1 reply)
As a pastafarian my heaven is like that, it has beer volcano's and stripper factories.
User avatar #340 - ponchosdm (07/23/2013) [+] (2 replies)
assuming god and satan exists, and heaven and hell exists, satan would not giving a **** about what people do, since he is free, "good" people go to heaven(the ones that follow the rules of that bible book), "bad" people go to hell(the ones that enjoy their life and act according their desires without giving a **** about that book), things to do in heaven would be restricted to only boring stuff, and in hell everything would be allowed, why would satan punish you, if you did everything you wanted?, i mean he is not under orders of "god", he is a fallen angel and didnt even gave a **** about heaven, punishing the "bad guys" for doing "bad things", would make him the good guy, so I would choose hell, were you can do anything you want =D, too bad I do not believe in christian mythology or any other cool mythologies, life ends and you are done, it ends your existence as simple as that
#387 to #340 - tardisemporer (07/25/2013) [-]
Take Hitler, for example. He wanted to annihilate the jews. Would that land him in hell? Yes.
#2 - ihaveabigpenis (07/22/2013) [-]
what if there is no heaven or hell there is only boobs....
what if there is no heaven or hell there is only boobs....
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