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#1 - sinclairr (07/22/2013) [+] (12 replies)
What if God created Satan just to be evil? Thus, Humans would be forced into loving God, as their only other option would be going to Hell.    
   
So you either love God or burn in Hell, yet God has nothing to do with it. Genius...
What if God created Satan just to be evil? Thus, Humans would be forced into loving God, as their only other option would be going to Hell.

So you either love God or burn in Hell, yet God has nothing to do with it. Genius...
User avatar #7 to #4 - lolokoko **User deleted account** (07/22/2013) [-]
God didn't exactly created Lucifer to be evil.

Lucifer was the first angel with free will as well, and since he was the most powerful angel God created, vanity and corruption found their way to his heart. He then convinced one third of the angels in Heaven to rebel against God, to which he created Hell and casted them off heaven.

After all this ordeal was finished, God decided to create humans. But Lucifer, jealous of the love God was giving the humans, tricked them into eating the forbidden fruit and have God punish them.
#356 - donaldducksdick (07/23/2013) [-]
God's fw
#185 - ilikepatatas (07/23/2013) [+] (2 replies)
thank Chuck Norris im an atheist
User avatar #254 to #185 - kustomforce (07/23/2013) [-]
Chuck Norris is a christian.
#287 - thebritishguy (07/23/2013) [-]
maybe Jesus is Satan
User avatar #192 - Yesitsme (07/23/2013) [+] (7 replies)
That's not at all how it worked. The devil didn't make hell, and he has no power.

This one isn't even clever in a "I never thought about it" kind of way.
#364 - disappointed (07/23/2013) [-]
I'll make my own utopia! With Blackjack, and Hookers and I'll Keep 'em both!
#348 - wadethegreat (07/23/2013) [-]
OH GOD A ********* IS HERE STAY AWAY FROM THE WINDOWS!
#339 - crazyoljew (07/23/2013) [-]
I love it. Thanks Greg
I love it. Thanks Greg
#329 - laserkirby (07/23/2013) [-]
I don't know if this been posted before, but here.
Search through 300+ comments to not look like a copying douchebag? I think not.
User avatar #251 - lesrin (07/23/2013) [+] (4 replies)
i lost my **** at "you have no idea how stupid i made the humans do you"
#5 - anonymous (07/22/2013) [+] (1 reply)
As a pastafarian my heaven is like that, it has beer volcano's and stripper factories.
User avatar #10 to #5 - aglet (07/22/2013) [-]
And hell has stale beer and strippers with STDs. Glory to His Noodles.
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#366 - fuckyosixtyminutes (07/23/2013) [-]
Some interesting parallels in this analysis and Final Fantasy XII's Occuria and the "villain", Venat.
User avatar #357 - welfarekid (07/23/2013) [-]
Totally not entirely related but...
I think that Satan is the most beautiful living being you will ever witness, because to lure so many he has to be tempting, and god is even more beautiful but you can never see him because you have to cover your eyes, and that is why so any people fall, because the just have to believe it.
Seraphim the highest tier of Angel, has 6 pairs of wings and one is to cover their eyes from the grace of god.

You know... If he exists and all, or if you believe it at all.
User avatar #330 - darksideofthebeast (07/23/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I guess people won't ever learn that others have different opinions...
it doesn't make anyone less of a person for what they believe in...
Except for masturbation, THAT'S JUST WRONG.
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