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#1 - sinclairr
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(07/22/2013) [-]
What if God created Satan just to be evil? Thus, Humans would be forced into loving God, as their only other option would be going to Hell.    
   
So you either love God or burn in Hell, yet God has nothing to do with it. Genius...
What if God created Satan just to be evil? Thus, Humans would be forced into loving God, as their only other option would be going to Hell.

So you either love God or burn in Hell, yet God has nothing to do with it. Genius...
#4 to #1 - taurusguy
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(07/22/2013) [-]
Well, god did create EVERYTHING, and he is told to be some big ****** that has a plan for EVERYTHING, how did he not see the angel turning into devil?
#7 to #4 - lolokoko **User deleted account**
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(07/22/2013) [-]
God didn't exactly created Lucifer to be evil.

Lucifer was the first angel with free will as well, and since he was the most powerful angel God created, vanity and corruption found their way to his heart. He then convinced one third of the angels in Heaven to rebel against God, to which he created Hell and casted them off heaven.

After all this ordeal was finished, God decided to create humans. But Lucifer, jealous of the love God was giving the humans, tricked them into eating the forbidden fruit and have God punish them.
#252 to #7 - anon
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(07/23/2013) [-]
Actually, every angel had free will. And Lucifer wasn't the most powerful angel, that was Michael (who is also the one that cast Lucifer into hell). The reason for Lucifer's betrayal was because of the creation of humans, and God's order for the angels to love and protect them. Lucifer thought that humans were disgusting and flawed, not deserving a place in God's creation. After he was cast into Hell, Lucifer decided to tempt Adam and Eve with the forbidden fruit in order to spite God and show him that humans were not as great as he thought.

Long story short, literally nothing you said was correct.
#64 to #7 - anon
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(07/23/2013) [-]
Wrong. Scroll up.
#59 to #7 - anon
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(07/23/2013) [-]
Depends, I know this version

1. God creates humans and says they are better than angels and that they should love and serve the humans.
2. Lucifer loved his father but dispised the humans and would not love them.
3. Lucifer created the first demons out of humans and rebelled against his father.
4. God banished Lucifer from heaven.

God is all knowing, he technically created Lucifer to be evil.
#65 to #59 - anon
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(07/23/2013) [-]
Wrong. Scroll up.
#40 to #7 - anon
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(07/23/2013) [-]
Except god knows everything, so he must have known lucifer would become corrupt, so in a sense he created evil.
#74 to #40 - anon
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(07/23/2013) [-]
It's all part of God's plan. Please show your creator some respect and capitalize the g in God. Yes God creates evil to test us with. You can't get into Heaven without being tested and it is God who forgives not Religion.

For example, a teacher is not going to pass you in their class if you do not pass the test.
#321 to #74 - RandomAnonGuy
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(07/23/2013) [-]
Except, as we've established, god is all knowing. He knows perfectly well how you'll do in the test. Also, god isn't his name, Yahweh is.
#67 to #40 - anon
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(07/23/2013) [-]
True. Finally someone with sense.
#205 to #4 - anon
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(07/23/2013) [-]
Because since humans have flaws, the stories they tell will be bound to have some too.
#77 to #1 - anon
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(07/23/2013) [-]
Wrong. Scroll up and down. Read. For your sake.
#358 - Shadow Guardian
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(07/23/2013) [-]
#356 - donaldducksdick
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(07/23/2013) [-]
God's fw
#185 - ilikepatatas
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(07/23/2013) [-]
thank Chuck Norris im an atheist
#254 to #185 - kustomforce
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(07/23/2013) [-]
Chuck Norris is a christian.
#259 to #254 - bonlino
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(07/23/2013) [-]
#287 - thebritishguy
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(07/23/2013) [-]
maybe Jesus is Satan
#267 - insaneiare
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(07/23/2013) [-]
#192 - Yesitsme
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(07/23/2013) [-]
That's not at all how it worked. The devil didn't make hell, and he has no power.

This one isn't even clever in a "I never thought about it" kind of way.
#216 to #192 - thebrownydestroyer **User deleted account**
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(07/23/2013) [-]
That's what I don't get, if he has no power how is he supposed to influence and possess people and from hell? Note I don't actually believe in hell im just commenting on the fact that most Christians think that a former angel and other lesser angels would be able to break out of a mega prison made by a ******* God.
#384 to #216 - Yesitsme
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(07/23/2013) [-]
The whole point of the devil is that he's the guy who tries to convince people to do bad things.

He's not supposed to be able to "force", or 'posess' people to do anything, but he can plant the urge to do them by (metaphorically) whispering in your ear.
#222 to #216 - anon
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(07/23/2013) [-]
demons can posses people but can not make them do anything. What's the point of their possession? That's for you to find out broooooo.
#220 to #216 - anon
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(07/23/2013) [-]
Cause he can only invite you to sin. He can not force you. And they are not locked in hell. They are on a different plane than ours.
#198 to #192 - minnten
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(07/23/2013) [-]
In Christian theology, the devil certainly does have power. He's just unable to use it on anyone on earth without god's express permission. He does have massive power in his domain though that he can use freely.
#221 to #198 - anon
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(07/23/2013) [-]
Mis-information.
#225 to #221 - minnten
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(07/23/2013) [-]
without any points debating it other than that "i'm wrong" I'll just have to assume you've never actually read the bible.
#369 - diffusion
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(07/23/2013) [-]
#364 - disappointed
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(07/23/2013) [-]
I'll make my own utopia! With Blackjack, and Hookers and I'll Keep 'em both!
#348 - wadethegreat
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(07/23/2013) [-]
OH GOD A ********* IS HERE STAY AWAY FROM THE WINDOWS!
#339 - crazyoljew
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(07/23/2013) [-]
I love it. Thanks Greg
I love it. Thanks Greg
#329 - laserkirby
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(07/23/2013) [-]
I don't know if this been posted before, but here.
Search through 300+ comments to not look like a copying douchebag? I think not.
#323 - tmdarby
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(07/23/2013) [-]
#251 - lesrin
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(07/23/2013) [-]
i lost my **** at "you have no idea how stupid i made the humans do you"
#253 to #251 - shaddz
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(07/23/2013) [-]
#258 to #253 - jazzyietheferret
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(07/23/2013) [-]
I spy, with my little eye, something that starts with a D and ends with an ouche.
#261 to #258 - shaddz
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(07/23/2013) [-]
first off man try to get your screen positioned out of the glare, then you would see more content and less reflection and second dont be so harsh on yourself, ol' Shaddz loves ya
#262 to #261 - jazzyietheferret
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(07/23/2013) [-]
Oh man, that made me laugh and maybe pee a little.
#5 - anon
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(07/22/2013) [-]
As a pastafarian my heaven is like that, it has beer volcano's and stripper factories.
#10 to #5 - aglet
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(07/22/2013) [-]
And hell has stale beer and strippers with STDs. Glory to His Noodles.
#382 - doctordalek
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#340 - ponchosdm
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(07/23/2013) [-]
assuming god and satan exists, and heaven and hell exists, satan would not giving a **** about what people do, since he is free, "good" people go to heaven(the ones that follow the rules of that bible book), "bad" people go to hell(the ones that enjoy their life and act according their desires without giving a **** about that book), things to do in heaven would be restricted to only boring stuff, and in hell everything would be allowed, why would satan punish you, if you did everything you wanted?, i mean he is not under orders of "god", he is a fallen angel and didnt even gave a **** about heaven, punishing the "bad guys" for doing "bad things", would make him the good guy, so I would choose hell, were you can do anything you want =D, too bad I do not believe in christian mythology or any other cool mythologies, life ends and you are done, it ends your existence as simple as that
#387 to #340 - tardisemporer
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(07/25/2013) [-]
Take Hitler, for example. He wanted to annihilate the jews. Would that land him in hell? Yes.
#388 to #387 - ponchosdm
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(07/25/2013) [-]
I agree, he acted according to his desire to protect his race and his people from the economy seize of the jew enterpreneurs, he wanted the best for his people but didnt knew how to act towards the jews, the stupid solution he figured out was to kill everyone, then he spagghetied and ww2 happend... still he would not be punished in hell since he acted as satan would do, so they are cool with each other, at least i see it that way.
#330 - darksideofthebeast
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(07/23/2013) [-]
I guess people won't ever learn that others have different opinions...
it doesn't make anyone less of a person for what they believe in...
Except for masturbation, THAT'S JUST WRONG.
#333 to #330 - anon
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(07/23/2013) [-]
>Except for masturbation, THAT'S JUST WRONG.

wat
#334 to #333 - darksideofthebeast
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(07/23/2013) [-]
Anonymous not getting the reference...
#194 - lamarsmithgot
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#43 - anon
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(07/23/2013) [-]
Blasphemy.