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User avatar #310 - thelonelyfarmers (07/22/2013) [-]
The last one is so profound. One man is trying to prove of the malevolence of his peer; whilst the other defends his innocence. In the end however, they both die. It speaks to the triviality of morality and how right and wrong are relative.
#284 - THaTnOObgUY (07/22/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Knock! knock!
Who's there?
The answer is buttman
#245 - nooneofinterest (07/22/2013) [-]
I think the first kid might grow up to enjoy the company of men more than women
I think the first kid might grow up to enjoy the company of men more than women
#244 - josieabby (07/22/2013) [-]
"The second guy bit into a rock."


WHAT HAPPENED TO THE THIRD GUY??
#233 - swagbot (07/22/2013) [-]
this
#232 - RockyTheEvilRock (07/22/2013) [-]
both mans die
both mans die
#215 - curtt (07/22/2013) [-]
"not very long.lol"
"not very long.lol"
#190 - budbrown (07/22/2013) [-]
TFW they submit
#184 - harshy (07/22/2013) [+] (1 reply)
< kid who got a zero
#180 - hammarhead (07/22/2013) [-]

I just...

I tried so damn hard to understand the skittle one.
User avatar #163 - desmondaltairezio (07/22/2013) [-]
that kills the mans
#147 - Cambro (07/22/2013) [-]
Joke told to me by my 5 year old cousin:

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

BECAUSE ITS DEAD
#143 - thenoodle (07/22/2013) [-]
I no speak very good English, but that joke was a 						*******					.
I no speak very good English, but that joke was a ******* .
#116 - achselschweiss (07/22/2013) [-]
"Not very long. lol"
#97 - pokimone (07/21/2013) [+] (1 reply)
"We must choose how to attack the enemy sir! The aliens are coming!"
"We must fight for what is ours. Kill them all."
"Sir, you are evil, thats an entire race you're planning on wiping out, I suggest a peace treaty."
"No."
"Yes."
"No."
"Which do we choose, how can we shoulder this responsibility."
"We leave it... to chance... fate shall decide between the two."
"You mean both? Or neither"
"Both, for this... is man's die."
"Both, man's die..."
And thanks to the courageous actions of our heroes, mankind will always endure.
User avatar #91 - buriedstpatrick ONLINE (07/21/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I thought the "My Pizza" was hilarious.
User avatar #82 - brenton (07/21/2013) [-]
The answer is, and forever shall be, butt man.
#52 - TheCynic (07/21/2013) [-]
This kills both mans
User avatar #48 - thetoastofalltoast (07/21/2013) [-]
Why'd the little boy drop his ice cream?
Because he got hit by a truck!

My 5 year old cousin told me this...
#30 - iphoneguy (07/21/2013) [-]
OH YES PLEASE PART 3 I'M LAUGHING LIKE NEVER
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