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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#284 - THaTnOObgUY
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(07/22/2013) [-]
Knock! knock!
Who's there?
The answer is buttman
User avatar #287 to #284 - spanishninja
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(07/22/2013) [-]
no.
User avatar #291 to #287 - pivotmasterdm
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yes.
User avatar #307 to #291 - ehrcaduhrca
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(07/22/2013) [-]
Both mans die ^^
#264 - Tazdingo
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(07/22/2013) [-]
>[both mans die]
#245 - nooneofinterest
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I think the first kid might grow up to enjoy the company of men more than women
I think the first kid might grow up to enjoy the company of men more than women
#244 - josieabby
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(07/22/2013) [-]
"The second guy bit into a rock."


WHAT HAPPENED TO THE THIRD GUY??
#233 - swagbot
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(07/22/2013) [-]
this
#215 - curtt
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(07/22/2013) [-]
"not very long.lol"
"not very long.lol"
#190 - budbrown
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(07/22/2013) [-]
TFW they submit
#184 - harshy
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(07/22/2013) [-]
< kid who got a zero
#188 to #184 - ancientaliens
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#180 - hammarhead
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(07/22/2013) [-]

I just...

I tried so damn hard to understand the skittle one.
User avatar #163 - desmondaltairezio
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that kills the mans
#147 - Cambro
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(07/22/2013) [-]
Joke told to me by my 5 year old cousin:

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

BECAUSE ITS DEAD
#143 - thenoodle
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(07/22/2013) [-]
I no speak very good English, but that joke was a *******.
I no speak very good English, but that joke was a *******.
#116 - achselschweiss
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(07/22/2013) [-]
"Not very long. lol"
#97 - pokimone
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(07/21/2013) [-]
"We must choose how to attack the enemy sir! The aliens are coming!"
"We must fight for what is ours. Kill them all."
"Sir, you are evil, thats an entire race you're planning on wiping out, I suggest a peace treaty."
"No."
"Yes."
"No."
"Which do we choose, how can we shoulder this responsibility."
"We leave it... to chance... fate shall decide between the two."
"You mean both? Or neither"
"Both, for this... is man's die."
"Both, man's die..."
And thanks to the courageous actions of our heroes, mankind will always endure.
User avatar #98 to #97 - pokimone
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(07/21/2013) [-]
...that was the most retarded thing I've ever written...
#92 - joshlol
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My 8 year old brother brought home a book from his school that was a collection of poems written by the students. Some of them were half decent, I'd say the average length was 8-12 lines.

But there was one poem that stuck out for me and this post reminded me of it.

"Humpty dumpty sat on a log
Humpty dumpty got lost in the fog."
User avatar #91 - buriedstpatrick
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(07/21/2013) [-]
I thought the "My Pizza" was hilarious.
User avatar #93 to #91 - JMF
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I did too. I just picture a waiter standing next to this guy's table doing nothing, and then the guy asks the question. Then the waiter answers and spontaneously starts laughing.
Maybe it's just the way that I'm imagining it.
User avatar #82 - brenton
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(07/21/2013) [-]
The answer is, and forever shall be, butt man.
#52 - TheCynic
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(07/21/2013) [-]
This kills both mans
User avatar #48 - thetoastofalltoast
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Why'd the little boy drop his ice cream?
Because he got hit by a truck!

My 5 year old cousin told me this...
#30 - iphoneguy
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(07/21/2013) [-]
OH YES PLEASE PART 3 I'M LAUGHING LIKE NEVER