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#99 - anonymous (07/22/2013) [-]
I found the arrogant Christian.
#98 - anonymous (07/22/2013) [-]
"JEWS FOR JESUS"
Look it up dumbasses
#96 - PlagueDoctor (07/22/2013) [-]
Well, Jesus was Jewish and if Jesus exists (as the son of God) then the whole Old Testament is correct, so he sees no reason to change his believes either
User avatar #92 - kargale (07/22/2013) [-]
and how the **** do you know that christians didnt do the same thing you ignorant **** , im not scandinavian but i appreciate and respect the Norse traditions, and use them to guide my life
User avatar #134 to #92 - TwelveCharlie (07/22/2013) [-]
We're not talking about Norse mythology you ******** , we're talking about "The Avengers", before you call someone ignorant, try getting your facts straight.
#94 to #92 - anonymous (07/22/2013) [-]
To quote the user trostell:
"Actually, the idea for the superhero is based on the god, Thor, BUT, the superhero's family all share the same traits as Norse gods, live in Asgard, and are nigh immortal beings that can travel between dimensions. According to the history of the superhero, he saved humanity long ago, during the age when Vikings ruled the seas, and thus, he and his family were revered as gods by the Vikings."
User avatar #95 to #94 - kargale (07/22/2013) [-]
what i mean, is how do you know that the Christian god wasnt some alien being who came to earth for a mysterious purpose and the local population believed he was a god

i understand what the content is trying to say im just saying, two sides of a coin
#91 - sorrybut (07/22/2013) [-]
Sorry but, Quetzalcoatl is best god.
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#137 to #91 - maucorn **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #148 to #137 - sorrybut (07/22/2013) [-]
nope, sorry bro.
#90 - anonymous (07/22/2013) [-]
**** you
User avatar #83 - ragingchoad (07/22/2013) [-]
An alien is a being from outer space, Valhala is viking heaven not a planet from outer space.
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User avatar #93 to #83 - subaqueousreach (07/22/2013) [-]
In the Marvel Universe (Like the other guy said) Valhalla was an alternate plane and world. Using the technology of the Bifrost they crossed to many worlds, including Earth, where they encountered the Norse during their viking age, who came to revere them as gods because of their mystical abilities. They were not actually gods. They were mortal. They were aliens to Earth.
User avatar #136 to #93 - TwelveCharlie (07/22/2013) [-]
Thank you, damn, I never thought so many people would need it explained to them.

There are currently 112 thumbs down, I'm guessing about a third are comic book fans who didn't understand the movies, a third are atheists who thought I was defending the Christian religion, and a third are both.
User avatar #194 to #136 - ragingchoad (07/22/2013) [-]
In marvel universe maybe, but who are you too say someones religion is false.
User avatar #102 to #93 - ruebezahl (07/22/2013) [-]
And what is the difference between a god and a powerful being that is worshipped as a god?
User avatar #143 to #102 - subaqueousreach (07/22/2013) [-]
"Do you know why the gods demand blood? It's because Gods don't bleed"

-Tzekel-Kan, Road to El Dorado

Gods are immortal beings.
In the Marvelverse Loki is a Frost Giant from a plane that is not Valhalla and Thor is granted all of his powers from his hammer Mjolnir, without which he is essentially as useless as Tony Stark without his Iron Man suit.
User avatar #223 to #143 - ruebezahl (07/23/2013) [-]
Gods are not immortal beings. All over various mythologies, gods die all the time. And all the norse gods are going to perish in Ragnarok.
User avatar #224 to #223 - subaqueousreach (07/23/2013) [-]
Typically a god is an immortal, Greek, Christian, Egyptian, etc... they all have immortal gods.

Also, for the religions that have gods dying, they were killed by other gods. Mortal man cannot fight a god. Loki and Thor are both mortal men. Superhuman in comparison, but still mortal men.
User avatar #87 to #83 - tinglyturtletaint ONLINE (07/22/2013) [-]
But the place where Thor and Loki are from in the marvel universe IS a planet in space.
#81 - jakols (07/22/2013) [-]
As a proud Scandinavian i must say:
**** you for not acknowledging my gods. What I'm the name of Odin makes you believe that you God is better the ours?
"Your god is just an alien that you've mistaken for being a god..."
Listen to how duchebaggy that **** sounds OP.
May the Jötnar's Rape from behind and let all of Valhall come crushing down on your ass and give you a taste of Ragnarok you arrogant Christian Brat.
#195 to #81 - gottles (07/22/2013) [-]
Whoa Whoa Whoa. Who said he was a christian? he gave the christian and the atheist the same treatment and you just assumed he was a christian. Sounds like you need some ice for your hurt butt.
#190 to #81 - ijpowers (07/22/2013) [-]
Isn't your country's flag just a cross on a field?
User avatar #138 to #81 - TwelveCharlie (07/22/2013) [-]
LOL
User avatar #115 to #81 - doobles ONLINE (07/22/2013) [-]
He's talking about the comic book/movie thor and loki. They're aliens in those, not Gods. Stop being such a pompous jerk.
User avatar #109 to #81 - sexyhimself ONLINE (07/22/2013) [-]
that is.....the moe beautifull comment I have ever seen
#86 to #81 - satansatan (07/22/2013) [-]
Yeah, I don't really either get why this gets thumbed up.
What the **** is that, calling two norse gods "aliens"...
#85 to #81 - hatofepicness (07/22/2013) [-]
He is referring to the movie The Avengers, in which Thor and Loki are referred to as a race of aliens know as the Azgaurdians. It's clearly stated in the movie "Thor". Next time before you go bat **** make sure you know what Op is referencing.
#84 to #81 - iaredumb (07/22/2013) [-]
the ancient gods are always better HAIL ZEUS ALMIGHTY, BRING YOUR WRATH TO THE HERETICS
User avatar #100 to #84 - riggyrigs (07/22/2013) [-]
actually the old religions didn't mind the others i think, they were a bit more tolerent. I'm not sure tho
User avatar #145 to #100 - hydraetis ONLINE (07/22/2013) [-]
Indeed they were. The Romans didn't give a **** what everyone else chose to believe in, just as long as they obeyed their laws and didn't start any trouble.
User avatar #156 to #145 - riggyrigs (07/22/2013) [-]
rome total war taught me that the more gods they had the happier they were
User avatar #226 to #156 - iaredumb (07/23/2013) [-]
that was true
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#74 - anonymous (07/22/2013) [-]
god is homo
#73 - runelh (07/22/2013) [-]
WRONG. All the gods are 'real' in South Park. You meet Moses, Buddha, even Muhammed the prophet, just censored, because you can't show him. And in a later episodes you learn that they are real because of human fantasy. So in South Park, every person's religion is real.
#203 to #73 - iridium (07/22/2013) [-]
Season 5, nobody raises a ruckus. Season 14, they flip **** .
User avatar #142 to #73 - TwelveCharlie (07/22/2013) [-]
Well I don't watch South Park, so I'll take your word for it
User avatar #88 to #73 - tinglyturtletaint ONLINE (07/22/2013) [-]
Well in all technicality if christianity is true judaism can't be. They have the same god but Jews don't believe jesus was the messiah and do not regard the new testament as having any merit.
User avatar #89 to #88 - runelh (07/22/2013) [-]
I am not talking about reality... It's south park, nothing needs to make sense.
User avatar #80 to #73 - TimBisley (07/22/2013) [-]
Mohammed was shown uncensored in a really early episode, and as far as I can remember, no one gave two *****
User avatar #82 to #80 - runelh (07/22/2013) [-]
He is in later episodes aswell. And no one gave a **** ? Ever watched the family guy episode? Or the super happy friends (or whatever the group is called with all the gods in the show) where someone wants Muhammed, but no one can get him since they can't show him and it was chaos.
User avatar #70 - splendiddust (07/22/2013) [-]
Uhhh the jews still believe in Jesus. He also met moses twice i think. So yeah, **** you
User avatar #79 to #70 - bitchitroll (07/22/2013) [-]
but the jewish belief is that Jesus was not the son of God
#69 - antiphates (07/22/2013) [-]
AWW HELL NAW I'M AN ODINIST AND NOW I'M PISSED. (hue hue, rhymes...)   
   
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BÖRK BÖRK BÖRK
AWW HELL NAW I'M AN ODINIST AND NOW I'M PISSED. (hue hue, rhymes...)

I'LL PILLAGE AND BURN MY WAY TO YOUR NOW HOUSE OP. THERE'S NO STOPPING THE STORM. I'LL PILLAGE AND BURN YOUR ASS ALL THE WAY TO GINNUNGAGAP, OP.

BÖRK BÖRK BÖRK
#164 to #69 - icelandicjesus (07/22/2013) [-]
Call Fenrir, we'll need him!
#72 to #69 - ilikepatatas (07/22/2013) [-]
YOU TOUCH MAH HONEY YOU DIE BITCH
YOU TOUCH MAH HONEY YOU DIE BITCH
User avatar #71 to #69 - splendiddust (07/22/2013) [-]
DRAG HIM TO MUSPELHEIM!
#67 - doggstar (07/22/2013) [-]
well jews believe jesus existed but that he wasnt their savior... pretty straight forward really
User avatar #61 - srskate (07/22/2013) [-]
Crackas they were aliens in the movies.
User avatar #58 - lordlucifer ONLINE (07/22/2013) [-]
Gods
the supernatural being conceived as the perfect and omnipotent and omniscient originator and ruler of the universe

Aliens could very well fit this in the eyes of a primitive humanity
#206 to #58 - philogus **User deleted account** (07/22/2013) [-]
Good point, though I do have one correction:

The gods of Norse mythology were far from perfect, omnipotent, and omniscient. They, rather like the Greek gods, acted like petty, superpowered children with anger management issues.
#57 - anonymous (07/22/2013) [-]
kyle also met semen and the other league of super best friends
User avatar #56 - goondas (07/22/2013) [-]
If theyre aliens, wouldnt that still invalidate Captain A's beliefs. Pretty sure religion didnt say nothing about aliens.
#55 - trainedkojak (07/22/2013) [-]
they were gods in viking culture
User avatar #54 - gtaant (07/22/2013) [-]
Jesus was a Jew...
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