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#129 - pwnsomelink (07/21/2013) [-]
******* raccoons man
#127 - allliiisonnn (07/21/2013) [-]
I still have nowhere to use this
#10 - astrozombies **User deleted account** (07/20/2013) [-]
#135 - friendshipismagic (07/21/2013) [-]
Thank you.

This is your "Not clawing and biting the **** out of you in the middle of the night" Tax
#106 - jonasa (07/21/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I saw this on 9gag...
I saw this on 9gag...
#107 to #106 - ballme (07/21/2013) [-]
you must be proud
User avatar #157 - cookiel ONLINE (07/21/2013) [-]
>Be in Michigan at some stupid Tulip Festival for Mother's Day
>Giant field full of, you guessed it, tulips
>Me and step-brother walking around
>See raccoon trapped in a cage
>It looked so sad and scared so we decided to free it
>let it out and it ran right back into it's hole (the trap was right outside)
>We knew they'd just reset the trap
>Throw cage into little retention ditch/stream thing
>Felt like heroes
User avatar #118 - pinkeraser (07/21/2013) [+] (4 replies)
I know this has nothing to do with this post but...
MY CAT HAD KITTENS!!! Right now in my garage! Their so cute! But its kinda grosss

Anyway this .gif is cute too
#84 - pyrobonz (07/21/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#147 - theavatarspupil (07/21/2013) [+] (1 reply)
On the topic of raccoons, I cannot wait to see people's reactions when this little guy hits the big screen in The Guardians of the Galaxy movie in August, 2014.
User avatar #13 - BlaiseGrimm (07/20/2013) [+] (6 replies)
i would feed it just enough times to have it comfortable to sit while i went and got my bow, and i would end it, quitely...no raccoon chews through my walls looking for food without consequences
User avatar #21 to #18 - ilovemyguns (07/20/2013) [-]
Per both your comments, I am 100% sure at this point you have never actually hunted with a firearm or bow. A bow can easily go completely through the raccoon, and would cause a much larger hole than a .22. Not only that, but it would cause more bleeding, is harder to aim, and is a lot more trouble.

A .22 causes very little blood splatter, using the experiences from all the animals I've hunted with it, be it squirrels, rabbits, and of course, raccoons. Not only that, but it's much easier to put a barrel to their neck/torso and pull the trigger point blank than trying to get an arrow up to them. Plus I just use gloves to pick them up and throw them away, and possibly clean the area around them depending on where outside it is. I never really see them inside anymore.
#169 - fourchaners (07/23/2013) [-]
**fourchaners rolled a random image posted in comment #41 at The L Dream ** mfw
#155 - anonymous (07/21/2013) [-]
Yay, now funnyjunk is reposting Imgur content.
User avatar #89 - scorpionbtu (07/21/2013) [-]
I would have put it right up to it, and before it could grab it, put it in my mouth
#39 - anonymous (07/20/2013) [-]
I love shooting those thieving bastards. I posted this as anon because of red thumbs here is my profile though bocatadesesos.
User avatar #36 - electrickwalrus ONLINE (07/20/2013) [-]
i wish raccoon's could be a household pet they nice and all but they carry some germs
there maybe a way they could be but that i don't know
User avatar #32 - resbiansrock (07/20/2013) [-]
I don't think I'd mind that raccoon...
#25 - tecnoturc (07/20/2013) [-]
funny i am eating watermelon the exact moment i stumble across this.
#5 - anonymous (07/20/2013) [-]
somebody just made a friend for life.
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