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#207 - easygoingg (07/21/2013) [-]
Throw a blanket over it!
#203 - herbolifee (07/21/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Good job OP, you made everyone on FJ think they're geniusses because they're sarcastic cunts (like I am, only I realise I really am not as smart as most people think they are).
#180 - genericnewfag (07/20/2013) [+] (5 replies)
ITT: people trying to sound smart
#183 to #182 - genericnewfag (07/21/2013) [-]
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
User avatar #179 - phudgepacker (07/20/2013) [-]
I feel like this is redundant
#146 - trimageryan (07/20/2013) [-]
Are you telling me Sterling Archer is actually smart?!
Are you telling me Sterling Archer is actually smart?!
#138 - iceburgeryum (07/20/2013) [-]
oh really.
#79 - lusir (07/20/2013) [-]
yeah right
yeah right
User avatar #45 - arsenalslo (07/20/2013) [-]
I bet they do
User avatar #162 - popkornking (07/20/2013) [-]
LIKE OH MY GOD I MAKE SARCASTIC COMMENTS ALL THE TIME I MUST BE A GENIOUS
User avatar #161 - thephantur (07/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Well. Guess I'm fucking retarded. I should go get a wrangler.
#157 - TurtleOnItsBack (07/20/2013) [+] (4 replies)
I actually consider people who use sarcasm less intelligent, because their go-to tactic usually contains little or no insight at all.
#151 - anonymous (07/20/2013) [-]
Or that's just something made up by some sarcastic fuckbag who needs to feel good about something that isn't true.
#114 - pedobearson (07/20/2013) [-]
Well, duh.
#97 - acehades (07/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
then i must be god king of brain thinking
then i must be god king of brain thinking
User avatar #88 - burningsmurfs (07/20/2013) [-]
Or, anyone on the internet is likely to use sarcasm quicker than whatever, penguins I guess.
#32 - stickandmove (07/20/2013) [-]
Oh really? What a surprise!
#11 - jackassalope (07/20/2013) [-]
Wouldn't smart people make every type of comment faster than people who are not as smart? I mean, speed of thought is a large indicator, no?
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