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#233 - strangemoo
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(07/21/2013) [-]
'The Jesus' lel
#236 - faithrider
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(07/21/2013) [-]
yes, Jesus never explicitly said anything is wrong with it. however OTHER places in the bible say it, mainly in the old testament.

now that said, here is my stance on it. yes it is a sin, but there are other places the bible explicitly says not to judge, as it is God's job to do so. in addition i really have no place to judge other people's sin because i myself have sinned. Jesus DID in fact say "you will be judged by the measure you use" so the way i see it i am in no place to hate on other sinners...because i am one
#231 - Stevethewizard
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(07/21/2013) [-]
Jesus actually said gay sex was preferable.
"Do unto others as you would have them do unto you."
#226 - dodecahedron
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(07/21/2013) [-]
#222 - lolmasterx
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#156 - alhemicar
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(07/20/2013) [-]
Guess what? Neither did he say "I am God" or "Worship me". 95% of the Bible aren't direct quotes of Jesus.
#155 - captaincapital ONLINE
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(07/20/2013) [-]
**captaincapital rolled a random image posted in comment #111 at This Deserved to be in Avatar ** am I the only one who is getting seriously tired about this gay thing

seriously

I dont give a singe **** about what they do
#146 - zeroxnight
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(07/20/2013) [-]
did you know clown fish and change their genders?
#128 - tehlulzbringer
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(07/20/2013) [-]
fun fact: he did
#120 - anon
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(07/20/2013) [-]
Dont deny child's rights for your ass's pleasure. Marriage was meant to defend the rights of children to have both a father and mother, who represents their identity, lineage, and history, about the future equality of children who are motherless or fatherless compared to those who are raised by their father and mother. Today this right of the child can be bought on the market place by homo people.
1 Mama + 1 Papa = True Parents. Lessons from the French.
1. "The rights of children trump the right to children. As a society we should not be encouraging this. It’s not biologically natural.” Jean-Marc, a homosexual French mayor.
2. “In France, marriage is not designed to protect the love between two people. Marriage is specifically designed to provide children with families. The most serious study done so far demonstrates quite clearly that a child has trouble being raised by gay parents.” said Xavier Bongibault, an atheist homosexual.
#122 to #120 - anon
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3. "I was raised by two women, suffered from the lack of a father, a daily presence, a character and a properly masculine example, some counterweight to the relationship of my mother to her lover. I was aware of it at a very early age. I lived that absence of a father, experienced it, as an amputation. As soon as I learned that the government was going to officialize marriage between two people of the same sex, I was thrown into disarray. It would be institutionalizing a situation that had scarred me considerably. In that there is an injustice that I can in no way allow. I would've jumped into the fray and would have brought a complaint before the French state and before the European Court of Human Rights, for the violation of my right to a mom and a dad." Jean-Dominique Bunel, a specialist in humanitarian law.
#106 - donaldducksdick
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(07/20/2013) [-]
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#105 - masterknight
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#108 to #105 - hairysmellyanus
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(07/20/2013) [-]
This first five books of the bible is literally the only thing more retarded than the rest of the bible.
#107 to #105 - emiyashirou ONLINE
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(07/20/2013) [-]
>Leviticus
>Old Testament
>Implying Jesus said that line
>U wot m8
#90 - anon
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(07/20/2013) [-]
the jesus
#81 - hjgamer
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#83 to #81 - thelordofbutthurt
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(07/20/2013) [-]
Then where were they?
#65 - bighairyfart
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(07/20/2013) [-]
*Yeshua
#52 - anon
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(07/20/2013) [-]
just gonna leave this here
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The ELCA (Evangelical Lutheran Church in America) just elected the first openly gay bishop earlier this year.
#34 - anon
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(07/20/2013) [-]
wouldjesusdiscriminate(.)org/biblical_ evidence/gay_couple.html

here's a fun read about Jesus and homosexuality. check out the rest of the site if you're interested.
#31 - trickytrickster
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(07/20/2013) [-]
I'm all for gay marriage outside of making religions do it. However, the entire Bible is considered inspired by the Holy Spirit, ie God. Therefore, it says stuff on it in the later half of the New Testament, it 's still written by God and technically that mean that Jesus said it himself. Of course, that only holds true if you are actually Christian.
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#21 - eating
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(07/20/2013) [-]
this joke is old as ****. does it really deserve attention again just because stephen colbert said it
#32 to #21 - AvatarAirBender
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(07/20/2013) [-]
Its not even that old. Calm down there bud.