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#84 - anon
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(07/20/2013) [-]
Belgium

The waffle warriors
#97 to #84 - vincetacular
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(07/20/2013) [-]
Belgium Waffle masterrace!
#7 - anon
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(07/19/2013) [-]
Chefke? I've never seen or heard of anyone in Belgium named like this.
Jefke... maybe.
#8 to #7 - screencleaner [OP]
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(07/19/2013) [-]
Friend of mine from Belgium is named Chef, I added "ke" behind it to make it sound a little more Belgian. Chef comes from "Joseph" btw.

Chefke sounded Flemish to me and Heinrich sounded German to me, so that's why.
#9 to #8 - thearchitectt
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(07/19/2013) [-]
never heard of a guy from my country named chef
#136 to #8 - anon
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(10/27/2015) [-]
and actually you would need to say: Jefke

chef is like the boss of something, even in Flanders were, at that time, french was still the communication language in the army (Et pour les Flaments, la meme chose) ;)
#11 to #8 - anon
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(07/19/2013) [-]
Yeah me neither, but hey these days who knows.
But the more common name is Jeff.
Also belgian and germans were kinda bro's until versaille, they even offer flemish soldiers to cross over without being shot, this was while they were winning ofc. Because the first few years of the war they were winning big time! There hadn't been a foreign boot on German soil, and then the money flow ran out.
#134 - haydentheviking
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(07/24/2013) [-]
If there all called the same? is at some insane inbreeding? (pic is there cause why not)
#94 - sofarsogoodsowhat
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(07/20/2013) [-]
that's funny, we have the same joke in Israel, only with a Jew and an Arab...
#41 - merloxbeard
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(07/20/2013) [-]
I've heard the same joke except the americans keep yelling Heinz, and only one german pops his head out gets shot, comes back repeat, than yells "Hey John" and someone yells "Hey Heinz is that you"
#42 to #41 - dontknowmeatall
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(07/20/2013) [-]
I know it with mexicans being Juan (Heinrich) and Galicians being Manolo (Chefke).
#18 - stanHfromantwerp
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(07/19/2013) [-]
Since when are Belgians thought of as stupid? I mean, we're already looked at as the dullest country filled with pedophiles...
#19 to #18 - anon
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(07/20/2013) [-]
Every country has their thing. Or multiple ones. We Dutch people are often displayed as greedy, among other things.
The common stereotype here for Belgians is that they are dumb, so they're used as the subject of jokes a lot. I've been told Belgians like to do the same vice versa.
#21 to #19 - tubaplayah
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(07/20/2013) [-]
So Belgians are like the black people of Europe?
#51 to #21 - SlowpokeForever
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(07/20/2013) [-]
Irish.
#29 to #21 - Zedotelhado
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(07/20/2013) [-]
That's Romanians, Ukrainians, Latvians, Lithuanians, Estonians, etc.
#24 to #21 - nosurprise
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(07/20/2013) [-]
oh god no
#59 to #19 - anon
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(07/20/2013) [-]
Yea we do use the Dutch as the stupid people in our jokes, I did always wonder if they did the same, guess here's my answer.
#3 - domperman
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(07/19/2013) [-]
guessed right ;D
#12 to #3 - anon
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(07/19/2013) [-]
>Not replying to him
ffs sake and you've got a blue name!
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#92 - anon
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(07/20/2013) [-]
its jefke,derived for a common name "jef" in belgium kthxbye
#91 - anon
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(07/20/2013) [-]
Only there wasn't a single Chefke in Belgium that time, there would have been a ton of Jefkes but not a single Chefke.
#73 - anon
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(07/20/2013) [-]
All anons should be named Chefke from now on.
#68 - anon
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(07/20/2013) [-]
funnyjunk; where jokes that werent funny in elementary school get front page
#66 - anon
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(07/20/2013) [-]
every western european country has a permutation from this joke
The dutch say it about thebelgians, the belgians say it about the dutch, the swedish say it about the norwegians ETC
We tell this joke when were 5.

Fact A: a dutchman posted this

Fact B: He posted this thinking it was actually still funny.

Conclusion: really not needed, just scroll down to see all the dutchies attempt to make jokes and embarass themselves
#132 to #66 - screencleaner [OP]
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(07/22/2013) [-]
I didn't know it was a known joke in other countries too, and in the Netherlands it's not funny anymore, but I though why the **** not, see where it got me
#40 - chiktikkavaspaus
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(07/20/2013) [-]
I remember using this as a skit in cub scouts. It was retarded then too.
#39 - anon
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(07/20/2013) [-]
That joke was OLD. I mean, really OLD!
#85 to #39 - thisisspartah
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(07/20/2013) [-]
ww1 old?
#30 - srskate
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(07/20/2013) [-]
I head this, but it was americans shooting germans names "Hans."
#27 - camerel
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(07/20/2013) [-]
my boy scout troop did a skit like this at summer camp. the camp told us we couldnt do it again because it was considered "racist"
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#20 - anon
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(07/20/2013) [-]
My boy Scout Troop did This is skit form save that it was Americans rather than Belgians and the Germans were the idiots
#16 - ProWig
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(07/19/2013) [-]
have you guys seen yfwilol ? he is such a badass.