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#5 - martycamp
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(07/19/2013) [-]
Once, when I was on steam, my flat-mate started messaging me as a joke. Stuff like "fight me irl, do you even lift, I ****** your mum", crap like that.

But what he didn't know was that it wasn't me that was on steam. You see, my dad fancied playing some of my games, so he has my steam details.

tl;dr My flat-mate told my dad that he ****** my mum.

Isn't that right, scaratel?
#69 to #5 - megatheman
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(07/24/2013) [-]
HFW *roll picture*
#13 to #5 - dildoes
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(07/19/2013) [-]
TELL US MORE
#14 to #5 - wolvesbrickwall
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(07/19/2013) [-]
That name drop. Well done.
#11 to #5 - teranin
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(07/19/2013) [-]
the worst part is that he really did **** your mom.
#8 to #5 - scaratel
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(07/19/2013) [-]
Screw off.
#9 to #8 - memberforcontent
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(07/19/2013) [-]
You must tell us the rest of the story
#27 to #8 - zackfenrir
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(07/19/2013) [-]
Doesnt matter, had sex.
#4 - nooneofinterest
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(07/19/2013) [-]
R.I.P James   
   
 I hope to god that blur covers up the name Donald. Donald macdonald is a perfect name
R.I.P James

I hope to god that blur covers up the name Donald. Donald macdonald is a perfect name
#10 to #4 - pvtdancer
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(07/19/2013) [-]
It's probably some irish name like MacCallister But donald MacDonald is the perfect name
#40 to #10 - ravarshi
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(07/19/2013) [-]
Macintyre
#21 to #4 - thebeatlesfan
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(07/19/2013) [-]
I know a Ranald McDonald
#22 to #21 - nooneofinterest
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(07/19/2013) [-]
This pleases me
This pleases me
#1 - walkerjam
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(07/19/2013) [-]
I always turn to Jesus in these situations.
#6 to #1 - anon
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(07/19/2013) [-]
wow -8 thumbs

i will save ya!

now only -7 thumbs

belieeeeeeeve in me
#7 to #6 - walkerjam
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(07/19/2013) [-]
Thank you.
#2 - flammablefetus
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(07/19/2013) [-]
#19 to #2 - appleboom
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(07/19/2013) [-]
oniichan?
#41 to #19 - waterbottlemanboy
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(07/19/2013) [-]
I have no idea what you were referring to in your comment, but I'll guess it was the picture in #2, it's from a sketch from the show "The Whitest Kids U' Know." Here it is, for anyone wondering: What Really Happened To Abe Lincoln (uncensored)
#48 to #19 - miracles
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(07/20/2013) [-]
Oh god I know exactly what you were referring to.
#33 - carlsagouin
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(07/19/2013) [-]
>Implying my wife is a prostitute
#25 - selfdenyingbeggar
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(07/19/2013) [-]
Well, his mother might be Christy Mack
#26 to #25 - whycanticaps
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(07/19/2013) [-]
mmmm
Christy Mack
#35 to #25 - hardongo
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(07/19/2013) [-]
#30 to #25 - imonaboatman
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(07/19/2013) [-]
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I watched this last night, and, needless to say, I exploded.
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I watched this last night, and, needless to say, I exploded.
#34 to #30 - creepyunclebob
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(07/19/2013) [-]
Surprised this doesn't have 30 favorites by now.
#31 to #30 - selfdenyingbeggar
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(07/19/2013) [-]
my my what have we here...
#50 to #30 - spanishninja
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(07/20/2013) [-]
life is hard when you are a T-rex
#29 to #25 - QCGunslinger
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(07/19/2013) [-]
You got some good taste in masterbation material, unknown stranger
You got some good taste in masterbation material, unknown stranger
#12 - Classic
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(07/19/2013) [-]
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#46 to #12 - yisumad
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(07/19/2013) [-]
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#37 to #12 - squeejee
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(07/19/2013) [-]
What video is that from?
#52 to #37 - jeegusithus
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#18 - willindor
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(07/19/2013) [-]
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#3 - wrinklynewt
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(07/19/2013) [-]
the 4 thumb section eh?

i think i went too far from front page
#15 to #3 - daryldixon
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(07/19/2013) [-]
I like the part where nobody asked.
#51 - frysfrys
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(07/20/2013) [-]
The **** kind of name is Virginia....
#53 to #51 - velvetunderground
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#54 to #53 - frysfrys
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(07/20/2013) [-]
I could say the same damn thing velvetunderground....
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#57 to #56 - frysfrys
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#60 to #59 - frysfrys
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(07/20/2013) [-]
im still pretty
#61 to #60 - velvetunderground
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#55 to #51 - nigglymcniggerton **User deleted account**
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#66 to #55 - chaoscustoms
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(07/20/2013) [-]
NVM
#65 to #55 - chaoscustoms
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(07/20/2013) [-]
Thank you. I'm not the only one that thought of this movie.
I would thumb up but FJ wont let me.
#38 - gustaviaable
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(07/19/2013) [-]
#36 - chiefrunnyjeans
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(07/19/2013) [-]
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#28 - yetiyitties
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(07/19/2013) [-]
That would be a, hell yes, Mr. Donald.
#24 - theawesomeguy
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(07/19/2013) [-]
Chris Haiti EDT A JOB! tn any mares sun. I start this wintery
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#23 - nsfwbrowserv
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(07/19/2013) [-]
My friends' dad once logged onto his steam account and asked who I was, so I told him that I was his (friend's) long lost cousin. Little did I know, apparently my friend really did have a long lost cousin and then his dad told me "never to speak to him again".

I'm still confused to this day.
#16 - chuckbillrow
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(07/19/2013) [-]
I did not see the "beat" at first so i was rather confused
#58 to #16 - raigen
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(07/20/2013) [-]
It'd make sense either way, if he didn't say beat that'd mean dead as in about to be because he's going to murder them for calling his wife a prostitute.
It'd make sense either way, if he didn't say beat that'd mean dead as in about to be because he's going to murder them for calling his wife a prostitute.
#62 - merloxbeard
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(07/20/2013) [-]
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#44 - emeraldforce
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(07/19/2013) [-]
**emeraldforce rolled a random image posted in comment #33 at GAB3N ** what he did to him
#45 to #44 - emeraldforce
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(07/19/2013) [-]
#42 - filipnocd
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(07/19/2013) [-]
**filipnocd rolled a random image posted in comment #4 at video games **   
MFW my name is also Christopher.
**filipnocd rolled a random image posted in comment #4 at video games **
MFW my name is also Christopher.
#64 to #42 - notified
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(07/20/2013) [-]
**notified rolled a random image posted in comment #3013878 at Friendly ** KABLOOIE!!1
**notified rolled a random image posted in comment #3013878 at Friendly ** KABLOOIE!!1
#39 - senorfrog
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(07/19/2013) [-]
I am brain farting today, when I first read that I literally thought that he would be following his moms footsteps everywhere, his work is to follow mom.
I am brain farting today, when I first read that I literally thought that he would be following his moms footsteps everywhere, his work is to follow mom.