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#8 - xchocolatethunderx
Reply +29
(07/18/2013) [-]
Is it really against the terms of service to watch porn on an iPhone?
#29 to #8 - stijnverheye
Reply 0
(07/19/2013) [-]
ever felt a cold air movement around you dick while fapping on iphone ......it was Steve Jobs
#9 to #8 - threadz
Reply +236
(07/18/2013) [-]
No, but you are required to tolerate Steve Jobs ghost following you around if he wants to
#10 to #9 - xchocolatethunderx
Reply +3
(07/18/2013) [-]
So I have to deal with his ghost watching me whack it when I'm to lazy to turn my laptop on? I think I can live with it.
#11 to #10 - threadz
Reply +2
(07/18/2013) [-]
actually, he might give you and hand job.
#12 to #11 - xchocolatethunderx
Reply 0
(07/18/2013) [-]
give me what and hand job?
#13 to #12 - threadz
Reply +4
(07/18/2013) [-]
DRM
#27 to #12 - anon
Reply 0
(07/19/2013) [-]
You're getting a steve jobs hand job, what more can you ask for
#7 - grandtheftkoala **User deleted account**
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(07/18/2013) [-]
#14 - radtroll
Reply +29
(07/19/2013) [-]
do people actually watch porn while not masturbating?

WHY!?
#15 to #14 - anon
Reply 0
(07/19/2013) [-]
Why the **** not?
#55 to #14 - clockworkhearts
Reply +1
(07/19/2013) [-]
I'll read porn without masturbating because I'm a sad, sad person who does the relationship equivalent of living vicariously through my ships.
I'll read porn without masturbating because I'm a sad, sad person who does the relationship equivalent of living vicariously through my ships.
#17 to #14 - TheFixer
Reply +2
(07/19/2013) [-]
to know whats good and what isnt?
#16 to #14 - ZombieFox
Reply +5
(07/19/2013) [-]
Boredom?
#41 to #14 - sheperdofthestars
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(07/19/2013) [-]
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#23 to #14 - WtfStrawberries
Reply +13
(07/19/2013) [-]
I have a friend who comes over to hang out every now and then.
We end up watching porn, or yaoi, on my tv with laptop connected up. We only do it so we can put it at max volume, letting the moans resonate throughout the entire house, effectively ruining my mom's day.
we only masturbate a little while watching it
#28 to #23 - hudis
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(07/19/2013) [-]
#40 to #23 - caesarslegion ONLINE
Reply +9
(07/19/2013) [-]
you two should **** and get it over it.
#69 to #40 - WtfStrawberries
Reply 0
(07/19/2013) [-]
I would, but she has a boyfriend
and isnt very into lesbian secks. we do other stuff every now and then

Its the most depressing thing ever.

#76 to #69 - caesarslegion ONLINE
Reply 0
(07/19/2013) [-]
take pictures.
#31 to #23 - tylosaurus ONLINE
Reply +6
(07/19/2013) [-]
That sounds nice.
#53 to #46 - alexjonez
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(07/19/2013) [-]
#59 to #23 - fedegon
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(07/19/2013) [-]
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#71 to #59 - WtfStrawberries
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(07/19/2013) [-]
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#44 to #23 - folkflunky
Reply 0
(07/19/2013) [-]
Yaoi Friend See the problem?
#26 to #14 - snakefire
Reply +20
(07/19/2013) [-]
I like to tease myself.
#47 to #26 - ubermasterfaggot
Reply 0
(07/19/2013) [-]
I really want to watch that anime :c
#62 to #47 - amuro
Reply 0
(07/19/2013) [-]
i would recomend to read the manga. In the anime is two chapetrs in 20 minutes.

The manga you can read 6 chapters in that amount of time, also the anime is very faithfull to the manga.
#48 to #47 - jsrf
Reply 0
(07/19/2013) [-]
then do it
#49 to #48 - ubermasterfaggot
Reply 0
(07/19/2013) [-]
I don't know anywhere to go and watch it other than crunchyroll
#51 to #50 - ubermasterfaggot
Reply +2
(07/19/2013) [-]
You are my personal saint.
Have this.
#61 to #51 - jsrf
Reply +1
(07/19/2013) [-]
no problem all in the daily job of an otaku
#25 to #14 - theroadhouse ONLINE
Reply +48
(07/19/2013) [-]
For the story and excellent acting.
#75 to #25 - hydronoob
Reply 0
(07/19/2013) [-]
Let's not forget the cinematography!
#6 - doctoryou
Reply +47
(07/18/2013) [-]
This will be useful
#64 to #6 - sackit
Reply -2
(07/19/2013) [-]
I can use it against every league of legends player who thinks calling and SS is a part of game O.o
#78 to #6 - imyourdaddy
Reply 0
(07/19/2013) [-]
I regret signing up for funnyjunk...so many reposts, racism and bronies....
#79 to #78 - doctoryou
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(07/19/2013) [-]
#2 - opsdicksucker
Reply +44
(07/18/2013) [-]
I can find a use for this.
#24 - belgon ONLINE
Reply +23
(07/19/2013) [-]
#19 - vissova
Reply +8
(07/19/2013) [-]
Steve Jobs died in 2011? How did I not know this until now.
#45 - chiefrunnyjeans
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(07/19/2013) [-]
I wouldn't use my phone for anything like porn or any kind of personal info. Not only does the iphone track what you do, but your service provider probably has a record of all the **** you do. Plus that has made it so much easier for the NSA to spy on you.
#57 to #45 - demandsgayversion
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(07/19/2013) [-]
Neither your service provider or the NSA care that you're looking a porn. You're an idiot.
#54 to #45 - bleeduntildeath
Reply +7
(07/19/2013) [-]
but think about it, you'd be forcing the NSA to watch porn, so go onnnn loop 2 girls one cup all day
#58 to #54 - fukermanjensen
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(07/19/2013) [-]
then call them and scream "ARE YOU ******* SORRY!?!?!"
#65 to #54 - qchrisman
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(07/19/2013) [-]
#74 - kingdaniel
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(07/19/2013) [-]
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#67 - curveball
Reply +2
(07/19/2013) [-]
That settles it, I'm getting an Galaxy S4.
#35 - tailsx
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(07/19/2013) [-]
**tailsx rolled a random image posted in comment #10 at Saw this on reddit, see description ** The kind of porn Steve Jobs likes
#36 to #35 - subzerogs
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(07/19/2013) [-]
**subzerogs rolled a random image posted in comment #4026784 at Items ** NO, HE WANTS THIS.
#38 to #36 - tailsx
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(07/19/2013) [-]
**tailsx rolled a random image posted in comment #419935 at Ponyville ** I'm pretty sure that Jobs likes these
#73 to #38 - neoexdeath
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(07/19/2013) [-]
Members of the Mexican Drug Cartels still speak of Jose, the pendejo who traded sixteen kilos of Black Tar Heroin for a pony.
#39 to #38 - subzerogs
Reply 0
(07/19/2013) [-]
No, that's mine.
#37 to #36 - subzerogs
Reply +1
(07/19/2013) [-]
Sorry that's DJ4DMIN's porn
#42 - thatscrewedupkid
Reply +1
(07/19/2013) [-]
in the iTunes user agreement, you agree not to use the software to manufacture weapons of mass destruction.
#68 to #42 - garrettjacobsen
Reply +1
(07/19/2013) [-]
I need to delete some... personal photos off of my iPhone, then.
#72 - magicphisher
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(07/19/2013) [-]
#63 - arthurmitchell
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#56 - anon
Reply 0
(07/19/2013) [-]
meh
#52 - levchenko
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(07/19/2013) [-]
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#33 - newforomador
Reply 0
(07/19/2013) [-]
Has anybody here actually completely read even a single Terms of Service?
#60 to #33 - retributionthepimp
Reply 0
(07/19/2013) [-]
I have, the one for Cheat Engine if I remember correctly.

It was funny.
#32 - luquaz
Reply 0
(07/19/2013) [-]
why does he have breast for eyes?
#18 - europe
Reply 0
(07/19/2013) [-]
Steve Jobs reveals the Ighost

-Simpsons
#77 - bagononsense
Reply -1
(07/19/2013) [-]
I'm sad that no one posted the video about Steve Jobs twerking

www.youtube.com/watch?v=IkrRmK8Pv3s