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#265 - shampu **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #255 - chaossniper ONLINE (07/19/2013) [-]
5 resons to date me
1- i am a student engineer so that means i am trained to do it right the first time
2- i am a student engineer that means i have no experience what so ever too
3- i have the logitech g700 the best smooth gaming mouse you'll ever experience
4- my pc suck in the other hand and you might not enjoy the experience
5- i know how to cook ( so i am gonna flip **** if you cook worst than me )
User avatar #254 - commentorman (07/19/2013) [-]
**commentorman rolled a random comment #152161 posted by samusthegreat at Shin Anime Social Board ** :
OKAY how about like..
Shuffle!, or Kono Naka ni Hitori, Imouto ga Iru!, or Mayo Chiki!
The top reason you should date me.

if you listen carefully, you can hear the faint sound of the panties hitting the floor
#233 - kenwordo (07/19/2013) [-]
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User avatar #230 - nighthit (07/19/2013) [-]
Hey Hone- I mean swee- I mean girlfriend.
#227 - frysfrys (07/19/2013) [-]
**frysfrys rolled a random image posted in comment #3008822 at Friendly ** 1 reason why you should date me
#216 - clockworkhearts (07/19/2013) [-]
Reasons to date me:   
1. I know the Enochian alphabet    
2. I'll marathon your favourite shows/movies with you   
3. I'll make you food and stuff
Reasons to date me:
1. I know the Enochian alphabet
2. I'll marathon your favourite shows/movies with you
3. I'll make you food and stuff

User avatar #182 - chiefrunnyjeans (07/19/2013) [-]
5 reasons why you should date me:
1. There will be no shortage of Halo in our relationship.
2. I love to hike so don't worry about staying fit.
3. I make really good oatmeal as long as it's from a package.
4. My body is about 70% Mountain Dew.
5. I'll let you draw faces on my penis and sing to it in the shower, as long as I get to do the same with your tits.
#167 - anonymous (07/19/2013) [-]
Reasons to date me:
Only reason I have is I have the entire manga and series collection of DBZ. Still getting DB and **** GT.
User avatar #151 - asked **User deleted account** (07/19/2013) [-]
reasons to date me

1. im funny i guess
2. im chubby so im kinda cute
3. i wont cheat u because im 2shy to get other girls
4. my tv is big
5. i have a cool '69 camaro (gt it lol) (lol get it too? the gt part lol)
6. im pretty nice
7. i have low standards
8. i can count to like 1000 without getting bored
9 please
User avatar #89 - kaiizel ONLINE (07/19/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Reasons to date me,
1. I have a vagina.
User avatar #121 to #89 - murpmurp ONLINE (07/19/2013) [-]
User avatar #61 - awildniglet (07/19/2013) [-]
**awildniglet rolled a random comment #4106307 posted by farmerbob at Items ** :
me, 60 rits each or for equal badge value

Reason to date me
User avatar #59 - pappathethird (07/19/2013) [+] (1 reply)
**pappathethird rolled a random comment #30 posted by dracory at It all makes sense now ** :
after i learned this is only made me want to kill the basterd completely, and burn the remaining corpse. . .
reason to date me
User avatar #226 - csonosky (07/19/2013) [-]
reasons to date me

i dont like carrots
User avatar #169 - LegititmateKyle (07/19/2013) [-]
Two reasons to date me:
1. We can play DoTA 2 together.
2. I will only have moderate rage when you are terrible at the game.
User avatar #55 - dlman (07/19/2013) [-]
Reason to date me:

1. I have unlimited text, so I can send millions of pictures of cats
2. I'd only cheat on you with a hamburger
3. **** , I'm funny.
4. I have mofukin LEGOS
5. 'm a cool guy and don't afraid of anything
User avatar #22 - nottagif (07/19/2013) [-]
reasons to date me:

>no one else wants to
>sometimes, if i try, i can be funny
>i don't snore.
User avatar #35 - theavatarspupil (07/19/2013) [-]
5 reasons to date me:
1. I am not afraid to eat, as long as you keep that **** clean
2. I drive a sick Cherry Red Impala L/S
3. I play all the vidya games
4. I listen to only the sickest metal
5. I have only half considered committing a homicide
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