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#267 - cabbagemayhem (07/19/2013) [-]
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#251 - jldragon (07/19/2013) [-]
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#250 - anonymous (07/19/2013) [-]
4th one is a limitation only.
5th one means there is a 40% chance of hunted car. I'm pretty sure that's worse than avarage.
User avatar #248 - nignogatron (07/19/2013) [-]
Sounds good to me, where do i sign up
User avatar #242 - vanoreo (07/19/2013) [+] (7 replies)
1. I have a ton of free time
2. I'm employed
3. I'm lonely please love me
4. I've given myself the illusion that I'm funny
5. I have a dog
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User avatar #230 - nighthit (07/19/2013) [-]
Hey Hone- I mean swee- I mean girlfriend.
#227 - frysfrys (07/19/2013) [-]
**frysfrys rolled a random image posted in comment #3008822 at Friendly ** 1 reason why you should date me
#216 - clockworkhearts (07/19/2013) [-]
Reasons to date me:   
1. I know the Enochian alphabet    
2. I'll marathon your favourite shows/movies with you   
3. I'll make you food and stuff
Reasons to date me:
1. I know the Enochian alphabet
2. I'll marathon your favourite shows/movies with you
3. I'll make you food and stuff

#139 - clifford (07/19/2013) [+] (3 replies)
5 Reasons to date me
#1 I can fix most anything with my hair.
#2 I will always be there if you need someone to talk to
#3 I can be funny at times, but serious when the need arises.
#4 I value a loved one's life more than my own and will defend even at the cost of my own life.
#5 I have an extremely guilty consciousness that doesn't let me lie (not that I would).
#112 - anonymous (07/19/2013) [-]
tfwngf

1. I am pretty hairy
User avatar #108 - naitsabesh ONLINE (07/19/2013) [-]
Reasons to date me:

> I might be slightly funny sometimes
> I won't mistake your and you're
> No one else would ever steal me

Think that's about what you're in for.
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#79 - mostlyshits has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #59 - pappathethird (07/19/2013) [+] (1 reply)
**pappathethird rolled a random comment #30 posted by dracory at It all makes sense now ** :
after i learned this is only made me want to kill the basterd completely, and burn the remaining corpse. . .
reason to date me
#38 - andrewolfzoom (07/19/2013) [+] (1 reply)
**andrewolfzoom rolled a random image posted in comment #51 at Now e wait ** 1 reason to date me.
User avatar #39 to #38 - andrewolfzoom (07/19/2013) [-]
if i was a girl yea that's a good reason
User avatar #34 - gemleonn (07/19/2013) [-]
I only have 3
1. I laugh at my own jokes, so you don't have to
2. I'm not overly attractive, so no one will try to take me away
3. I'm too out of shape to want to get away from you
User avatar #28 - guiguito ONLINE (07/19/2013) [-]
i can cook
#2 - anonymous (07/18/2013) [-]
Reasons to date me
- I'm a douchebag
- same as above.
- I'll leave you once sex gets boring.
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