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User avatar #29 - Metallicock (07/19/2013) [+] (1 reply)
1. I have a motorcycle but don't know how to drive it
2. I have 2 dogs that don't bite most of the time
3. I enjoy both PC and consoles
4. I have 2 legs
5. I'm not black
User avatar #12 - kreekydoorS ONLINE (07/19/2013) [+] (2 replies)
5 Reasons to date me:
1. I don't own any form of homicidal cat
2. I make the video games
4. I will never give you up or let you down
5. I can count
User avatar #27 to #15 - kreekydoorS ONLINE (07/19/2013) [-]
I'll tell you what I'm not doing.... Making anything with a th.... a thr...... 2.5
#269 - vicioushaze (07/19/2013) [+] (1 reply)
WHAT'S THIS? A RELATIONSHIP WOEFULLY UNDERPOPULATED BY BEES? MY BRIEFCASE OF BEES OUTTA' PUT A STOP TO THAT!
WHAT'S THIS? A RELATIONSHIP WOEFULLY UNDERPOPULATED BY BEES? MY BRIEFCASE OF BEES OUTTA' PUT A STOP TO THAT!
#237 - adolfwascorrect (07/19/2013) [+] (1 reply)
5 Reasons to Date Me:   
1. I only 			****		 the bed once a week.   
2. I have 0 friends so il spend time with you all the time!   
3. My bed has a nice community of bed bugs so youl always have someone to sleep with.    
4. Im not a 			******		   
5. My house has a hole in the ceiling to help air it out.
5 Reasons to Date Me:
1. I only **** the bed once a week.
2. I have 0 friends so il spend time with you all the time!
3. My bed has a nice community of bed bugs so youl always have someone to sleep with.
4. Im not a ******
5. My house has a hole in the ceiling to help air it out.
User avatar #23 - Pugovitz (07/19/2013) [-]
I like my women like I like my coffee: COVERED IN BEES!
User avatar #205 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (07/19/2013) [-]
Reasons to date me
Bees WILL be involved in our relationship, and I will give you their knees.
#239 - jellykuba ONLINE (07/19/2013) [-]
Sorry I need at least a 85% no haunt guarantee
User avatar #180 - sandasta (07/19/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I feel like I'm on the internets worst dating website.
#179 - niggerytaste (07/19/2013) [-]
Everyone in the comments.
User avatar #156 - bakinboy ONLINE (07/19/2013) [+] (4 replies)
1 i have a mad collection of holographic 1st and 2nd generation pokemon cards
2 i have all 4 of my limbs
3 ive actually come close to playing though an entire match on Civilization
4 my shoes fit
5 i dont have a pet termite colony
User avatar #62 - tittystargalactica (07/19/2013) [-]
Reasons to date me:

1) No one else wants to so you won't have to worry about me cheating.
2) I'm 19 years old and I drink from a Spongebob Beaker
3) I think I just figured out the reason behind point "1)".

User avatar #58 - aussieftw (07/19/2013) [+] (2 replies)
**aussieftw rolled a random comment #2 posted by emiruns at KS girls ** :
The sad smiley is all that's needed.
the main reason people don't date me
#56 - nooneofinterest (07/19/2013) [-]
Why you gotta do me like this
User avatar #52 - carnagejc (07/19/2013) [-]
Reasons to date me:

>12 inch dick
>Professional Modelling Career
>Abs of steel
>Rich
>Mildly delusional
User avatar #3 - nylak (07/19/2013) [-]
I've dated people for worse reasons than that.
#154 - BrendanLesaux (07/19/2013) [+] (4 replies)
5 Reasons to date me

1: I'm Canadian, so I'm polite
2: I'm a feminist (not like the psycho women on the news, just a guy who honestly wants us to be equal and get along.)
3: I will never cheat.
4: I don't smoke, drink, or do drugs.
5: I'm very good with money.

Disclaimer; Despite the above, if you don't think videogames are the tightest **** ever, then you can get out of my face.
User avatar #162 to #154 - granadablashlack (07/19/2013) [-]
You do realise "feminism" isn't pro-equality, it is about female empowerment. Some women have seen male chauvinism take place throughout history and basically said they want a turn. Equality can only be achieved though the elimination of all types of chauvinists and empowerment groups.
#123 - marconde (07/19/2013) [-]
Reasons to date me:   
1.- I wouldn't rape you if you accept to date me   
2.- I wouldn't get lost   
2, chapter 1.- See reason 1 again   
   
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Reasons to date me:
1.- I wouldn't rape you if you accept to date me
2.- I wouldn't get lost
2, chapter 1.- See reason 1 again

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User avatar #116 - departed (07/19/2013) [+] (2 replies)
**departed rolled user iwishigaveafuck ** Will... Will you date me?
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