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#99 - jbkubel (07/22/2013) [-]
All true personal experience:
I was horribly in love with this girl but she friendzoned me (don't blame her; I was king of betas at the time). However I kept the friendship close to me... Well... She did, not I. Now almost one and half a year after a lot has happened, and I'm over her. But I have gotten the greatest friend I could have ever gotten. I believe that if you are lvl. 99 friendzoned like me, then that person who friendzoned you will also be your greatest friend, if she/he sticks with you even though you might like her.

TL;DR friendzoned, now greatest friend ever.
Just wanted to share
User avatar #85 - lieutenantpansy (07/19/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Before I got together with my current girlfriend, which I love more than anything else in the world and who made my life wonderful etc, was my friend before and said even before that she can never EVER imagine being in a relationship with me. (I wasn't interested in her back then, because she was FAR out of my league) but then in November.....
#80 - TacticalTyler (07/19/2013) [-]
This is ******** , I did this with a girl for 5 years, I joined the Marines and after 6 months she tried to ruin my life and put me through A LOT of unnecessary emotional ******** . Haven't talked to her in almost a year. I tried to date another girl that knows about that whole situation, as soon as she tried to friendzone me I politely told her to **** off and haven't talked to her since.
User avatar #77 - Nullifier (07/19/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Looks like people are sharing stories and there's no reason for me not to jump on a bandwagon these days. So.....nutshellin time..

After I moved before my freshman year of high school, I walked in as a freshie scared as piss, no friends, nothing. Went through most of my day, until period 9, as awwardly as could be. There are three sections of seats, two appeared to be completely filled at first glance, and the third was completely empty. I moved to sit in the third section alone, which woulda been awkward as **** anyway, but hell its not like it could get any better. Then someone calls for me, "Hey, you can sit over here with me." and I see a smallish girl, pretty cute in the corner by the teacher's desk.

Thus commences a lasting friendship. Minus a few altercations, we were best friends, super super close, for a long time. It got to the point where we'd say "love you" to each other when we were leaving. "Like a bro," of course, as it was always specified. She occasionally referred to me as her "non-sexual cuddle buddy."

Basically, I was her little bitch for two and a half years. She had a few boyfriends during that time, and I..er...almost had a few girlfriends. I had a friend with benefits, but that's a whole different story and now she's bisexual.

Anyway, my friend, who I've always thought is beautiful (Just my type, at least. 5'0", tig ol' bitties, cute as anything you'll ever see) remains my friend until winter break of junior year. Then, she and her friend (Two years younger but really awesome, loves good music and the same video games, even tigger bitties, only 10/10 i've ever given besides mila kunis) come over to my house. I'd been crushing on her friend for a while, but I'd basically given up after a bad incident at Homecoming, which I asked her to and she said yes and all...again, another story. They came to my house.

We went up to my room and were chillin in my bed, Dania (best friend) at my left, and Talia (other girl) on a chair. (Cont.)
#67 - buildaburg (07/19/2013) [-]
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#51 - anonymous (07/19/2013) [-]
wasn't there a comic on here a couple days ago that had the moral of something like To grow up you have to let go of the things you love (ie. don't get hung up and wait on people to like you bakc when they don't) ?
#46 - anonymous (07/19/2013) [-]
i believe i am the king of friendzone. i went out with this girl for three years, had a freakin baby with her and lived with her. now i am her best friend but just not boyfriend material or that kind of guy. HOW DOES IT REVERSE?
User avatar #45 - xXferaligatrXx (07/18/2013) [-]
Whenever i get friend zoned i make sure they know it works both ways. like i dont turn beta and become a slave we hangout and ask for favors just like they do, and i always ask for them to try and hook me up with one of their friends
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User avatar #23 - davvi (07/18/2013) [-]
what is this, 2012?
#8 - cousin (07/18/2013) [-]
Ha who needs friends?
#7 - anonymous (07/18/2013) [-]
Words of wisdom, my friend.
User avatar #10 - brodofaggins (07/18/2013) [-]
thanks, op
User avatar #12 - lordvimless (07/18/2013) [-]
and thats when you tell her i just want to be friends
#11 - ascendedwings (07/18/2013) [-]
#20 - vanoreo (07/18/2013) [-]
The friendzone doesn't exist

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