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#297 - herpdamin
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FJ uses the facts they learned here in real life:

"Hey anon! Did you know that the Roman empire was only the 19th largest in the history of empires?"
"Cool! Which ones were larger?"
"Umm... Eeehh.. ****."
#229 - espay **User deleted account**
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**** yeah.
#248 to #229 - crazyolitis
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**** that little ****, alexander. And **** Gandhi.
User avatar #111 - nebraksa corn
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I don't know why but the Roman one really rustled my jimmies. You know why people, historians, and history hold the Roman Empire esteemed? Yes its size was impressive, but the Romans were so technologically advanced for their time, it took until the renaissance to rediscover or match these technological innovations. Or maybe it was the thouasands of miles of paved roads, architecture unmatched until the renaissance, military superiority in which modern day military get their structure basis from, or the fact that their law and government were very advanced and our systems are designed after theirs. Maybe it was the fact that they lasted for over a thousand years? Who knows, but we have pretty much our modern society is set up after the Romans. If you would compare the Roman Society to ones leading up to and presently, the United States would best compare. But isn't it amazing that it took 1,500 years for man to come to that point once again? I think it is. Also historians suspect that there was 100 million romans at the time of collapse, only 5 million with roman heritage could be found a century later. Makes you wonder what would happen after another collapse...
#103 - crazyoljew
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**** you, OP. Learn your history. In the map of the Roman Empire, it never occupied or even touched Hibernia, or what we call today Ireland. Read a book
User avatar #62 - thatguywithabeard
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Someone explain the Warner Bros. thing please...
#375 - moorgar
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#368 - truegenesis
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>yesus
>yeezus?
#322 - fukkendragonite
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That porno....

1) The ass was fat.
2) "Le coucher...." the first porno couch.
3) THE ASS WAS FAT.
666) DID I MENTION THAT THE ASS WAS FAT...
#341 to #322 - fantomen
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The fat was ass?
#361 to #341 - lookatmyhouseofwax
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User avatar #317 - kroople
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Damn, seeing all those Empire facts makes me want to play Civ V....
User avatar #314 - itrooztrooperdown
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Well, the fact that USA fatalities have a 1 to 21 proportion with Russian fatalities is a matter of logic. After all, the states were an ocean apart from Europe, and didn't have a war on their own territory... And Japan, well...
#331 to #314 - anon id: c57e6547
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also the fact Stalin killed all the experienced officers before Operation Barbarossa,
and that Russia was still recovering from the revolution (lack of food, industry, etc. etc.) also Russians have always preferred Quantity over Quality, and last but not least Russia was just starting to gear up when fully prepared German panzer divisions attacked the USSR.
User avatar #281 - konradkurze
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China: ********* of people, outnumbered the japanese and lost but holy **** they can fight each other
#273 - therealjc
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Joshua's of FunnyJunk UNITE!
User avatar #233 - Optyc
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5th largest empire was the Umayyad empire
User avatar #271 to #233 - dragonock
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does that sound like U-mad empire when pronounced??
User avatar #274 to #271 - Optyc
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Indeed it does my friend
#186 - ludvikkk
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#134 - tomthehippie
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The pyramid one is true, to an extent. The pyramid workers were paid in five gallons of beer a day, Egyptian beer was different from modern brews; it was thicker with a lower alcohol content and was actually a staple of the Egyptian diet. Even children would be given a bowl of beer with their meals.

The beers brewed at that time period were thicker and had more protein and carbohydrates than modern brews, so had a much higher nutritional value.

In fact, beer was so important to ancient civilizations that the Sumerians had more than 40 times as many words for beer as the Inuit tribes have for snow.
User avatar #133 - imnotkickthecat
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It may not be the biggest empire ever, but its influence through time was in the top percent.
User avatar #167 to #133 - sheogorathmadgod
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And it is totes the best empire. 4EVAH!!!!11!!!11!!!one1!!1111!!!!
#125 - breakfastskippa
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Yesus.
User avatar #189 to #125 - scrollerkey
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I just spent like 10 or so minutes looking for a Robbaz related reaction pic and I couldn't find any, sooooo..... Robbaz thread?
User avatar #163 to #125 - derak
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******* Robbaz.
User avatar #112 - thesinful
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On the one hand, that means being told I look like a Josh is a rather nice compliment. On the other hand, ever Josh I've personally known was a ********, a *******, or a *********.
User avatar #104 - isradam
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Wait... aramic? But I thought Yeshua came from the Hebrew word Moshiah (savior)
#184 to #104 - thebeatlesfan
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Doesn't the word Messiah come from Moshiah? Or are those basically the same thing and I'm being retarded?
User avatar #349 to #184 - isradam
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Well I looked it up, Yeshua (ישועה) translates to salvation.
Also turns out that savior and Messiah are different things:
Messiah=משיח
Savior=מושיע
#96 - golbot
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They wernt all hanged. one was killed by stacking stones on him, slowly causing his lungs to be crushed.

Puritans were dicks.