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#155 - mynicknameisdeath **User deleted account** (07/18/2013) [-]
I remember the first time I saw a penis.... I was about 3. My bedroom was right across the hall from the bathroom, and I slept with the bedroom door open. One night, my step dad took a shower, and when he got out, he thought I was asleep, but I hadn't fallen asleep, I was just laying there with my eyes open, and so he didn't think he needed to keep a towel around his waist. He walked out into the hall with his penis hanging. Being 3 thinking everyone had a "front butt" as I called it, I was scared. I thought he was sick.
So I told my mom.
That his front butt was hanging... That was the first and last time my mom talked openly about penises with me.
#109 - falconxmard (07/18/2013) [-]
**falconxmard rolled a random comment #3082744 posted by onehotspur at Friendly ** :"Oh, I see there is new hardware in my system, let me export the data" While he is doing that face in the gif   
   
That would leave me on the floor
**falconxmard rolled a random comment #3082744 posted by onehotspur at Friendly ** :
"Oh, I see there is new hardware in my system, let me export the data" While he is doing that face in the gif

That would leave me on the floor
#105 - whenimpresident (07/18/2013) [-]
It was a corndog. Don't let the society unsert worng concepts in your mind. It WAS a CORNDOG.
User avatar #65 - swagpony (07/18/2013) [-]
10/10 would lol again
#160 - penisfuckbitch (07/18/2013) [-]
no one cares that you're a girl or you were too dumb to know what a penis is
#9 - ragingcalm ONLINE (07/18/2013) [-]
KAWAII
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