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#96 - arialynx
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(07/18/2013) [-]
The first time I saw a penis was on the front of a porno DVD when I was around 4, my mom and dad just ******* left their porn out in the open.  I thought she was eating a hotdog.  MFW remembering this.
The first time I saw a penis was on the front of a porno DVD when I was around 4, my mom and dad just ******* left their porn out in the open. I thought she was eating a hotdog. MFW remembering this.
#216 - hinedodmansmith **User deleted account**
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#214 - anon
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(07/24/2013) [-]
someone r34 this comic please
#184 - anon
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(07/18/2013) [-]
I assure you there is nothing mini about it
#177 - pharoahemonch
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(07/18/2013) [-]
thought this was gonna be a comic about the origins of jimmy saville's urges..
#170 - priestoftheoldones
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#206 to #170 - Roxorz
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(07/18/2013) [-]
Nice story
#163 - TheNewDudeMann
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(07/18/2013) [-]
Haha that's pretty cute and funny.
#215 to #163 - anon
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(07/24/2013) [-]
Just like your love life, **** dick.
#162 - anon
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(07/18/2013) [-]
Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode!

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#155 - mynicknameisdeath **User deleted account**
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(07/18/2013) [-]
I remember the first time I saw a penis.... I was about 3. My bedroom was right across the hall from the bathroom, and I slept with the bedroom door open. One night, my step dad took a shower, and when he got out, he thought I was asleep, but I hadn't fallen asleep, I was just laying there with my eyes open, and so he didn't think he needed to keep a towel around his waist. He walked out into the hall with his penis hanging. Being 3 thinking everyone had a "front butt" as I called it, I was scared. I thought he was sick.
So I told my mom.
That his front butt was hanging... That was the first and last time my mom talked openly about penises with me.
#109 - falconxmard
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(07/18/2013) [-]
**falconxmard rolled a random comment #3082744 posted by onehotspur at Friendly ** :&quot;Oh, I see there is new hardware in my system, let me export the data&quot; While he is doing that face in the gif   
   
That would leave me on the floor
**falconxmard rolled a random comment #3082744 posted by onehotspur at Friendly ** :
"Oh, I see there is new hardware in my system, let me export the data" While he is doing that face in the gif

That would leave me on the floor
#105 - whenimpresident
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(07/18/2013) [-]
It was a corndog. Don't let the society unsert worng concepts in your mind. It WAS a CORNDOG.
#103 - shadowhorn
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(07/18/2013) [-]
she's five and doesn't know what a penis is? interesting parenting.
#139 to #103 - anon
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(07/18/2013) [-]
You're the reason swagfags exist.
#76 - apatheticalcare **User deleted account**
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(07/18/2013) [-]
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#70 - phonerstonerboner
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(07/18/2013) [-]
Meh/10
#59 - trojanmannn
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(07/18/2013) [-]
that does not seem like something that would realistically happen. i have a feeling they wouldn't let boys in a girls bathroom



I've tried
#61 to #59 - anon
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(07/18/2013) [-]
They're like 5, I don't think it really mattered much.
#62 to #59 - ThpiderMan
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(07/18/2013) [-]
Same thing happened at my elementary school, it was only the pre-k, kindergarten, and 1st grade classes that shared it though, and it was only for like 3 weeks while the girls room was repaired. Someone put a whole mess of cherry bombs in the toilet and pretty much ****** the whole system.
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#24 - lordvimless
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(07/18/2013) [-]
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#22 - sanbichemabob
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#16 - vilememory
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(07/18/2013) [-]
I need to know who drew this so I can follow them and love them and praise them this is so ******* cute!
#15 - anon
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(07/18/2013) [-]
Why is the toilet right next to the sink? Either it's meant to be a one person bathroom(which the girl should of locked the door.) Or you just have to put up with someone ******** right next to you when you wash your hands.