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User avatar #166 - josieabby (07/18/2013) [-]
When I was little, I used to think everyone had penises. Then, when I was about 5, I learned of sex at the same time I learned that girls have no pee-pee. So my little 5 year old brain came up with the best possible reason it could why they didn't.

I had come to the conclusion that everyone still had a penis until sex. During sex, the man and the woman would press penises together until one pushed it inside the other. Thus, creating the vagina. And as a boy, I always assumed men were stronger than women, therefore women would always end up with the vagina.

Made perfect since as a 5 year old and I spread my new found knowledge, whenever I could, to the other kindergarteners like a sidewalk prophet. That was until another little girl and her friend proved my theory wrong with one simple flash behind the playground climbing wall.....I was a changed man that day.


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#80 - nigeltheoutlaw (07/18/2013) [-]
Holy crap. That was so cute.
Holy crap. That was so cute.
#115 - mrgoodlove (07/18/2013) [-]
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That was the most adorable hilarious thing I have seen this week.
#87 - Classic (07/18/2013) [-]
Jimmy, alpha as **** !!!
#27 - yusay ONLINE (07/18/2013) [+] (27 replies)
You know, kids are pretty cute.
#143 - Jesusnipples (07/18/2013) [-]
The teacher's face at the end is the best part
The teacher's face at the end is the best part
#90 - heartlessrobot ONLINE (07/18/2013) [-]
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The beginning seems like the opening to a shota-loli porn comic.
#145 - brwny (07/18/2013) [+] (13 replies)
you forgot something
#196 - despare (07/18/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#153 - aserock (07/18/2013) [-]
Jimmy's FW.
#107 - puccypirateisback **User deleted account** (07/18/2013) [+] (3 replies)
when nature calls
User avatar #104 - annogram (07/18/2013) [-]
the 1st time i saw a penis was when i was 1 and a bit and was able to retain memories
User avatar #59 - trojanmannn (07/18/2013) [+] (2 replies)
that does not seem like something that would realistically happen. i have a feeling they wouldn't let boys in a girls bathroom



I've tried
#61 to #59 - Womens Study Major (07/18/2013) [-]
They're like 5, I don't think it really mattered much.
User avatar #23 - articulate (07/18/2013) [+] (21 replies)
This reminds me of when I was in kindergarten. We had a toilet in our classroom and I was sitting ******** and a girl walked in. I told her to leave, but she lingered and I had to tell her twice.
#96 - arialynx (07/18/2013) [-]
The first time I saw a penis was on the front of a porno DVD when I was around 4, my mom and dad just 						*******					 left their porn out in the open.  I thought she was eating a hotdog.  MFW remembering this.
The first time I saw a penis was on the front of a porno DVD when I was around 4, my mom and dad just ******* left their porn out in the open. I thought she was eating a hotdog. MFW remembering this.
#6 - lolibear (07/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Anyone know the artist, I love obnoxiously cute comics like this.
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