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#166 - josieabby
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(07/18/2013) [-]
When I was little, I used to think everyone had penises. Then, when I was about 5, I learned of sex at the same time I learned that girls have no pee-pee. So my little 5 year old brain came up with the best possible reason it could why they didn't.

I had come to the conclusion that everyone still had a penis until sex. During sex, the man and the woman would press penises together until one pushed it inside the other. Thus, creating the vagina. And as a boy, I always assumed men were stronger than women, therefore women would always end up with the vagina.

Made perfect since as a 5 year old and I spread my new found knowledge, whenever I could, to the other kindergarteners like a sidewalk prophet. That was until another little girl and her friend proved my theory wrong with one simple flash behind the playground climbing wall.....I was a changed man that day.


dedz to Martialfarts
#80 - nigeltheoutlaw
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(07/18/2013) [-]
Holy crap. That was so cute.
Holy crap. That was so cute.
#115 - mrgoodlove
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(07/18/2013) [-]
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That was the most adorable hilarious thing I have seen this week.
#87 - Classic
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(07/18/2013) [-]
Jimmy, alpha as ****!!!
#27 - yusay
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(07/18/2013) [-]
You know, kids are pretty cute.
#28 to #27 - jettom
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(07/18/2013) [-]
why
#30 to #27 - Lainge
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(07/18/2013) [-]
..don't... don't read to the end of that
#38 to #30 - yusay
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(07/18/2013) [-]
You say this as if there's a manga. Haha, that's just ridiculous!

There's no manga. The anime was where it ended. Right there. No timeskip.
#42 to #38 - Lainge
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(07/18/2013) [-]
OH that's right.
How could I be so silly.
The second part never happened.
Never. Happened. There's no way the author would do something so disgusting. Right?
#47 to #42 - yusay
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(07/18/2013) [-]
I heard she was pressured into it or something. No idea, but it wasn't just the ending that was bad. It was everything after the timeskip.
#50 to #47 - Lainge
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(07/18/2013) [-]
Yep. What a terrible terrible continuation from the original story. Apparently there was going to be a third part?
#46 to #42 - sladee ONLINE
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(07/18/2013) [-]
you make it easy to guess what happens sum fuk
#48 to #46 - yusay
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(07/18/2013) [-]
It's even worse.
#49 to #48 - sladee ONLINE
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(07/18/2013) [-]
so, how many episodes does it have
#51 to #49 - yusay
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(07/18/2013) [-]
Eleven. The anime ends before the timeskip in the manga. It's really heartwarming. One of the few "cute" things I like. Usagi Drop (うさぎドロップ) - OP (720p)

It's a josei.
#53 to #51 - sladee ONLINE
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(07/18/2013) [-]
btw can i get a link or something google won't co-operate
#55 to #53 - yusay
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(07/18/2013) [-]
Just search on bakabt or nyaa.
#63 to #55 - Loopholes
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(07/18/2013) [-]
My curiosity is killing me, is it really obvious? Am I just dumb?
What happens that is so bad?!
#56 to #55 - sladee ONLINE
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(07/18/2013) [-]
new york academy of art lel, there's no way of watching it online?
#52 to #51 - sladee ONLINE
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(07/18/2013) [-]
it's the ending what gets my attention
#54 to #52 - yusay
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(07/18/2013) [-]
The anime doesn't have the ****** up ending.
#60 to #54 - sladee ONLINE
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(07/18/2013) [-]
oh well, i guess it's really ****** up since some one got mad at me
#79 to #38 - noxiate
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(07/18/2013) [-]
Whats the name of it anyways?
i need something new to spend my time on
#31 to #30 - sladee ONLINE
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(07/18/2013) [-]
what is this and who's getting ******
#32 to #31 - Lainge
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(07/18/2013) [-]
I won't ruin it.
But trust me.
Don't read to the end.
Don't do it.
#34 to #32 - sladee ONLINE
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(07/18/2013) [-]
first of all WHATn the actual **** IS THIS just making sure the message is sent
#40 to #34 - Lainge
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(07/18/2013) [-]
It's uhh a story about a guy who has a relative die and then he adopts a lonely little girl and then raises her.
For the first part.
Second part is her as a late teenager deciding what to do.
#44 to #40 - Lainge
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(07/18/2013) [-]
*what to do with her life.
#39 to #34 - yusay
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(07/18/2013) [-]
Rabbit Kicking
#45 to #39 - sladee ONLINE
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(07/18/2013) [-]
forgot about the google image searching feature. thanks for the friendly reminder
#33 to #27 - tehtrollface
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(07/18/2013) [-]
...And in which way do you mean this, yusay?
#43 to #33 - yusay
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(07/18/2013) [-]
That they're pretty cute.
That they're pretty cute.
#143 - Jesusnipples
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(07/18/2013) [-]
The teacher's face at the end is the best part
The teacher's face at the end is the best part
#90 - heartlessrobot
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(07/18/2013) [-]
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The beginning seems like the opening to a ********** porn comic.
#145 - brwny
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(07/18/2013) [-]
you forgot something
#154 to #145 - guiguito
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(07/18/2013) [-]
'till you bi focal curious
#193 to #154 - zakaizer
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(07/18/2013) [-]
Your boy George chopped down trees
#195 to #193 - guiguito
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(07/18/2013) [-]
you could not even break a piece of balsa
#198 to #195 - frostiaddiction
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(07/18/2013) [-]
slap chop your face make a double chin salsa
#199 to #198 - guiguito
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(07/18/2013) [-]
your style so broke, they call you poor richard
#201 to #199 - zakaizer
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#202 to #201 - guiguito
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(07/18/2013) [-]
vince against a founding father is just too bad
#203 to #202 - zakaizer
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(07/18/2013) [-]
Cause after this America's gonna lose a dad

Frosti beat me to the punch, sorry
#205 to #203 - frostiaddiction
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sorry ^.^
#208 to #205 - zakaizer
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(07/18/2013) [-]
It's okay, I forgive you
It's okay, I forgive you
#204 to #203 - guiguito
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(07/18/2013) [-]
you tried
#200 to #199 - frostiaddiction
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(07/18/2013) [-]
its bad enough I gotta see you every time I tip a stripper
#156 to #145 - runswithdragons
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(07/18/2013) [-]
oh god and I just watched movie 43. WHY DO THESE IMAGES IN MY HEAD HAUNT ME
#196 - despare
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(07/18/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#153 - aserock
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(07/18/2013) [-]
Jimmy's FW.
#186 - levchenko
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#107 - puccypirateisback **User deleted account**
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(07/18/2013) [-]
when nature calls
#114 to #107 - boredomkillsagain
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#116 to #114 - boredomkillsagain
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(07/18/2013) [-]
Yukkii?
#138 to #107 - yunnie
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#106 - aleeyam
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#104 - annogram
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(07/18/2013) [-]
the 1st time i saw a penis was when i was 1 and a bit and was able to retain memories
#23 - articulate
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(07/18/2013) [-]
This reminds me of when I was in kindergarten. We had a toilet in our classroom and I was sitting ******** and a girl walked in. I told her to leave, but she lingered and I had to tell her twice.
#93 to #23 - theafroman
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(07/18/2013) [-]
She wanted the albeit small D
#94 to #93 - articulate
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(07/18/2013) [-]
It's still small.*
It's still small.*
#95 to #94 - theafroman
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(07/18/2013) [-]
Well...she still wanted it.
#97 to #95 - articulate
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(07/18/2013) [-]
Well, she can't have it! It's mine. My own. My precious.
#98 to #97 - theafroman
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(07/18/2013) [-]
Well...I doub't she wants it now, unless you're in first grade now.
#99 to #98 - articulate
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(07/18/2013) [-]
Hey, man. I'm sort of getting back together with my girlfriend from elementary school, so you never know.
#102 to #99 - theafroman
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(07/18/2013) [-]
Is it the same girl by any chance...and I just imagine that would be terribly awkward. Or completely comfortable. Idk, I've never been adept with those with two X chromosomes.
#108 to #102 - articulate
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No, I moved around quite a bit before settling here. I just messaged her on facebook and we talked then we hung out once. Then we hung out a second time... at her house (pic). We talked a bit, laid on her bed a bit, made out a bit, whatevs. I've been in a great mood ever since. I highly recommend it.
#110 to #108 - theafroman
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(07/18/2013) [-]
Well ****, that sounds great. I'll have to try that sometime. Good luck with all that stuff.
#111 to #110 - articulate
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#112 to #111 - theafroman
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It's probably more from a lack of trying than poor execution, but I always seem to mess things up. If that makes sense.
#118 to #112 - articulate
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(07/18/2013) [-]
Well, if I hadn't gone out with this girl in elementary school I don't think I'd have been able to even message her. I'm not really sure if I'm fit to give advice unless you're ugly.
#120 to #118 - theafroman
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(07/18/2013) [-]
I'm not ugly, but I wouldn't say I'm attractive either. I'm terribly average. At least look wise.
#121 to #120 - articulate
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(07/18/2013) [-]
Well, it actually doesn't really matter what you look like. If a girl likes you she will think you look good anyway.
#124 to #121 - theafroman
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(07/18/2013) [-]
Or at least won't care about it as much.
#126 to #124 - articulate
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(07/18/2013) [-]
Yeah, she'll get used to your face over time, but you'll look good if you're not actually repulsive.
#127 to #126 - theafroman
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(07/18/2013) [-]
That's what I'd be hoping for. I'm fairly funny, and i'm smart as hell, which sadly can go against eachother sometimes.
#129 to #127 - articulate
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(07/18/2013) [-]
"i'm smart as hell"   
At least you don't have a self esteem problem.    
I saw her dad on tuesday and he complimented my sense of humour so I guess I'm funny. She thinks I'm smart because I'm taking a summer class at a college.    
   
Non sequitur, but you got any cat gifs?
"i'm smart as hell"
At least you don't have a self esteem problem.
I saw her dad on tuesday and he complimented my sense of humour so I guess I'm funny. She thinks I'm smart because I'm taking a summer class at a college.

Non sequitur, but you got any cat gifs?
#130 to #129 - theafroman
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(07/18/2013) [-]
A few I believe
A few I believe
#131 to #130 - articulate
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THAT IS A KITTEN I WAS INQUIRING ABOUT CAT GIFS.   
You uneducated fool.
THAT IS A KITTEN I WAS INQUIRING ABOUT CAT GIFS.
You uneducated fool.
#135 to #23 - theafroman
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(07/18/2013) [-]
Too many replies. And no, I don't believe so.
#173 - KingKobo
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(07/18/2013) [-]
You know, when I was young I didn't really know what a vagina was. I just thought that there was this little hole in their skin were the urin would come out
#176 to #173 - minnten
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(07/18/2013) [-]
well technically there is... it's not like they spew piss out of the vagina....
#179 to #176 - KingKobo
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(07/18/2013) [-]
What I meant was, I thought it was just complete flat skin like on a barbie doll and just a dot in the middle of that section of skin
#180 to #179 - minnten
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oh, gotcha
#168 - dovahsix
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#96 - arialynx
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(07/18/2013) [-]
The first time I saw a penis was on the front of a porno DVD when I was around 4, my mom and dad just ******* left their porn out in the open.  I thought she was eating a hotdog.  MFW remembering this.
The first time I saw a penis was on the front of a porno DVD when I was around 4, my mom and dad just ******* left their porn out in the open. I thought she was eating a hotdog. MFW remembering this.
#6 - lolibear
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(07/17/2013) [-]
Anyone know the artist, I love obnoxiously cute comics like this.
#3 - weeping
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