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#88 - lavasoft
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(07/17/2013) [-]
This same thing happened to me.

Accept he asked me for money.

And I didn't have any

So he mugged me and stole my iPod instead

(true story, not joking)
#98 to #88 - Dairycow
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(07/17/2013) [-]
why didn't you punch him in his dome and run like a ************
#105 to #98 - ilovehitler
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(07/17/2013) [-]
Maybe that homeless man lifts.
#113 to #105 - Dairycow
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(07/17/2013) [-]
you can still run.
#114 to #113 - ilovehitler
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(07/17/2013) [-]
He lifts with his leg muscles too.
#116 to #114 - Dairycow
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(07/17/2013) [-]
whats he supposed to lift, his malnourished arms?
#117 to #116 - ilovehitler
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(07/17/2013) [-]
rocks
#118 to #117 - Dairycow
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(07/17/2013) [-]
yeah but he needs his pre-workout and whey wich hes poor so no results.
#120 to #118 - ilovehitler
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(07/17/2013) [-]
Maybe he blew someone to get a membership for a gym or something.
I don't know, buddy, I'm grasping at straws here.
#121 to #120 - Dairycow
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(07/17/2013) [-]
yeah but workin out burns calories and hes poor so his ass is done on that.
#123 to #121 - ilovehitler
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(07/17/2013) [-]
Maybe he gains calories by eating other homeless.
#127 to #123 - musclezglassez
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(07/17/2013) [-]
this ****** guy^
#42 - ChristopherLloyd
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(07/17/2013) [-]
>Chicago
>Police Officer

i could see him responding with that
#119 - sexypotato
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(07/17/2013) [-]
What the **** is this
#124 to #119 - musclezglassez
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(07/17/2013) [-]
how did you do that!?!?
#130 to #124 - theawesomeguy
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(07/17/2013) [-]
i don't know
#139 to #130 - musclezglassez
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(07/17/2013) [-]
im amused. teach me
#140 to #139 - theawesomeguy
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(07/17/2013) [-]
#141 to #140 - musclezglassez
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(07/17/2013) [-]
you're a genius, thanks man
#72 - YaMum
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(07/17/2013) [-]
In Australia a Police Officer is required to approach an unattended minor no matter what the situation. I've given children who have missed transport a ride home many times so... **** that cop.
#143 - slumberdonkey [OP]
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(07/17/2013) [-]
Hey guys, op here. I have a couple more stories from the train station if anyone wants to here them. Just tell me if anyone's interested.
#169 to #143 - bloody
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(08/13/2013) [-]
sure dont ask y i just responded
>.>
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#134 - PArmageddon loaded
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(07/17/2013) [-]
Sees Content about Chicago, Swells with pride!!
#112 - tisjunkisdamnfunny
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(07/17/2013) [-]
yo OP, did you go to Loyola Academy in wilmette il??????
#142 to #112 - slumberdonkey [OP]
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(07/17/2013) [-]
No, they were kinda a rival to us. They kinda beat us in a lot of things, except football, take another guess
#147 to #142 - tisjunkisdamnfunny
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(07/17/2013) [-]
and thats not really possible seeing as we beat every catholic school in football . we are number 3 in state.
#149 to #147 - slumberdonkey [OP]
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(07/18/2013) [-]
Btw, we won 8A State Champs in football. Get on my level bitch
#163 to #149 - tisjunkisdamnfunny
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(07/19/2013) [-]
do you even lift?
#165 to #163 - slumberdonkey [OP]
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(07/19/2013) [-]
tri liften braj
#146 to #142 - tisjunkisdamnfunny
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(07/17/2013) [-]
****** rice
(brother)
#148 to #146 - slumberdonkey [OP]
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(07/18/2013) [-]
**** Rice.
#161 to #148 - tisjunkisdamnfunny
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(07/19/2013) [-]
mountain carmel
#166 to #161 - slumberdonkey [OP]
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(07/19/2013) [-]
ding ding ding!
#99 - farticle **User deleted account**
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#170 - clorge
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(01/12/2014) [-]
i once bought a bag of shrooms from a homeless guy in chicago during a lay over. It was pretty legit...Actually, in hindsight, it wasnt legit at all...
#106 - anon
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(07/17/2013) [-]
i woudve at least invite him to dinner afterwards man...
#86 - bdowns
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#79 - SILENCEnight
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(07/17/2013) [-]
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#74 - anon
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(07/17/2013) [-]
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#73 - slimeywaffles
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#76 to #73 - subaqueousreach
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(07/17/2013) [-]
Aside from the bus, that's not even remotely similar.
#77 to #73 - aussieftw
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(07/17/2013) [-]
That's called skipping school.
#69 - slipchron
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(07/17/2013) [-]
calling collect from any payphone and/or the police would let you call home.
#68 - nickmandemon
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(07/17/2013) [-]
Lol I've gotten a ride to the skate park from a police officer. He saw my friend and i walking and just asked us where we were going and gave us a ride. It's not like their patrol days are filled with things to do. Half the time their just cruising around in their car anyways. The cop in this post was just an asshole i guess.
#53 - luiselvergas
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(07/17/2013) [-]
MFW i try to help strangers i always fail
#41 - mrnappy
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(07/17/2013) [-]
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#40 - Gerex
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(07/16/2013) [-]

More likely ending,

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Couldn't find it.
#11 - halorlz
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#49 to #11 - trickytrickster
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(07/17/2013) [-]
Both of those are still in Chicago.