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#4 - girlygurrrlfemale (07/12/2013) [-]
Batman sucks, as a girl and a feminist I don't consider suitable material for civilized people
Batman sucks, as a girl and a feminist I don't consider suitable material for civilized people
#7 to #4 - yunablade (07/12/2013) [-]
Fishing for red thumbs huh?
Fishing for red thumbs huh?
User avatar #18 to #7 - hellomynameisgodsy (07/12/2013) [-]
More like trawling.
User avatar #36 to #18 - irevolutions (07/12/2013) [-]
your comment is genius
#81 to #7 - ogvind (07/12/2013) [-]
Fishing? With what, dynamite?
User avatar #163 to #7 - mirmulnir (07/13/2013) [-]
Seeing as she's a Feminist, she's probably going to take the ********* of red thumbs as rape.
#33 to #4 - cutiepyro (07/12/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#29 to #4 - sausageskin (07/12/2013) [-]
******* ...You! You where that little ****** pretending to be a girl posting this same ******* gif last month with another account, i wish you the worst of genital warts ******
User avatar #172 to #160 - cannibalhannibal (07/13/2013) [-]
your comment need more thumbs
#17 to #4 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/12/2013) [-]
how do feed troll guiz?
User avatar #15 to #4 - Mortuus ONLINE (07/12/2013) [-]
I believe you've struck every nerve FunnyJunk has to offer.

Congratulations.
User avatar #116 to #4 - moustachefingers (07/12/2013) [-]
Water cow, remove self from ballistics hatch. Admiral will be furious.
+1
#71 to #4 - downtoabsolutezero **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #34 to #4 - volleys (07/12/2013) [-]
There are more dislikes on your comment than there are likes on this whole comment section.
#135 to #4 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/13/2013) [-]
As a feminist, your word means nothing. Go get raped like you know you want to.
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#9 to #4 - amongoeth **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#12 to #4 - ellwood (07/12/2013) [-]
well, you're stupid
User avatar #115 to #4 - hairydickfarts (07/12/2013) [-]
holy **** just please go die
User avatar #92 to #4 - missrainbowdash (07/12/2013) [-]
Batman sucks, as a girl and a feminist and brony and bleiber I don't consider suitable material for civilized people
User avatar #93 to #92 - missrainbowdash (07/12/2013) [-]
also black
User avatar #28 to #4 - deathstare (07/12/2013) [-]
You want equality for females, yet you deny epileptics the pleasure of viewing comments?
User avatar #5 to #4 - gibssowas ONLINE (07/12/2013) [-]
I am sorry and I hope this is the first and the last time I have to use this but...

BACK TO THE KITCHEN!!!
#147 to #4 - satnaam (07/13/2013) [-]
**satnaam rolls 181**

ima go hit my wife for a bit.

you wish i was joking.
#74 to #4 - applescryatnight ONLINE (07/12/2013) [-]
oh. i see you've returned
didn't you have enough last time?
#54 to #4 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/12/2013) [-]
I don't understand why fj don't ignore this trollbait so easily
#48 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/12/2013) [-]
Captain America beats Batman. Batman even says so himself in a Avengers/JLA crossover. He says it would take Captain America awhile but that he could be beat him, so if anything Captain America has this covered.
#76 to #48 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/12/2013) [-]
Could =/= Would

Meaning: it's not impossible for CA to beat Batman and he admits that if they were to continue the fight he would probably lose, but there's nothing saying that Batman can't beat CA.

Also let's see the scenario... just regular old plain fighting with their bare fists. CA has an advantage there. But what about all those other scenarios where they don't just brawl and Batman can use his gadgets and intelligence to get himself the upper hand? Somehow I think that CA wouldn't be able to outsmart the bat.
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User avatar #13 - grpeephole (07/12/2013) [-]
I dont think Batman has thought in a war against nazis or Aliens in the movies

Captain america :2

Batman: 0
User avatar #27 to #13 - nyangiraffe (07/12/2013) [-]
You think the movies are good ways to judge Batman? I am assuming you never watched the animated movies.
#21 to #13 - ehzio ONLINE (07/12/2013) [-]
Batman has fought Nazi's

and in the Justice League Watchtower, everyone fought Aliens.


You didn't do any research did you?
#16 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/12/2013) [-]
I hate batman so much... he's not even a real super hero. There's nothing super about him. He's just a hero. He's basically a smart ninja... are ninjas super heroes? No. Batman should not be part of the justice league. He's a ******* glorified detective. He has no super powers. He's not super human. He's a regular ninja. Call him a hero, but not a SUPER hero.
User avatar #24 to #16 - nadastress (07/12/2013) [-]
I think you miss the point of Batman. He's human, no superpowers, he's supposed to be like anyone of us can be him. Actually that makes him even more of a superhero.
Being human and can hang or even outdo the members of the justice league. That's ******* awesome in my book.


Faggot (sorry I really don't why I typed that down, but it felt like a good ending.)
#65 to #24 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/12/2013) [-]
No it doesn't.
Superhero - any of various comic-strip characters with superhuman abilities or magical powers, wearing a distinctive costume, and fighting against evil.
Hero - a man of distinguished courage or ability, admired for his brave deeds and noble qualities.

Batman is a hero, there is no denying that, but he is not a SUPER hero.
User avatar #26 to #16 - manwithmanynames ONLINE (07/12/2013) [-]
That makes him better than these other heros if u think about it, there is more risk to him. That is why I don't think Superman is a true hero, he has no risk. Even though he has a weakness, kryptonite isn't something everybody had, so he had no risk.
#31 to #26 - hylebus (07/12/2013) [-]
Not really, he's vulnerable to magic. And sufficiently powerful beings can just punch him till he dies, like Doomsday.
User avatar #35 to #31 - manwithmanynames ONLINE (07/12/2013) [-]
I've never heard of that, I've always read that his only weakness is kryptonite.
User avatar #41 to #35 - kwanzalord (07/12/2013) [-]
Well, obviously you don't know much about the DC world.
magic is another weakness of superman.
You should look into fights between black Adam and super man,
User avatar #43 to #41 - manwithmanynames ONLINE (07/12/2013) [-]
Okay, I'm sorry. Forget what I said
#61 to #26 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/12/2013) [-]
No it doesn't. That makes him much weaker because he's so vulnerable. He's a hero though, no one is saying he isn't, there's no denying that, he's just not a SUPER hero.
User avatar #49 to #16 - laelaps (07/12/2013) [-]
1/10 copy pasta. Batman exceeds the basic skills and abilities of all humans therefore he is super. Superhero
#52 to #49 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/12/2013) [-]
Why are you giving me a grade? I'm not trolling... and it being posted a lot doesn't make it any less true.
Superhero - any of various comic-strip characters with superhuman abilities or magical powers, wearing a distinctive costume, and fighting against evil.
Now let's look up what it means to be superhuman.
Superhuman - above or beyond what is human

No matter how much Batman trains, he will always be human. He is above average, but still human.
User avatar #64 to #52 - laelaps (07/12/2013) [-]
Let's just break down what you just said.

Superhero - any of various comic-strip characters with superhuman abilities or magical powers, wearing a distinctive costume, and fighting against evil.
Superhuman - above or beyond what is human
He is above average [human]

So he has superhuman abilities, he wears a distinctive costumes, and fights against evil. Looks like he checks out as a superhero. Also, he is not just above the average human in his ability, but is the best human in those abilities. Saying "but still human" makes 0 sense, because tons of humans are superheros (the flash, green lantern).
#75 to #64 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/12/2013) [-]
No he is not above human, he is above average. He is still and always will be human. He can work out all he wants, he can not break through that barrier though. There's nothing he can do. He does not have superhuman abilities. The flash, perfect example actually. He has SUPERHUMAN speed. No matter how much Jusain Bolt for example trains he can not surpass the Flash. The Flash has superhuman abilities, Batman does not.
#45 to #16 - twitchissexy (07/12/2013) [-]
Batman earned his position as a superhero by being extremely intelligent(unlike you're argument), and an expert at hand-to-hand combat. He even recognized Superman could one day become out of control and took measures right away to have the upper hand on him. Every skill batsy has he worked hard to earn. Superheroes don't have to be mutated or genetically different, they just have to have a desire to use their abilities(whatever they are) to do good. The point of Batman's character was to show even a regular man can do amazing things. If you feel that way about Batman, what about green arrow? Or even villains, like Joker and Harley Quinn? Two-face? Val? Cassandra Cain? Dick Grayson? Tim Drake?
User avatar #95 to #45 - zoidz (07/12/2013) [-]
But didn't Dick Grayson become Nightwing?
#53 to #45 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/12/2013) [-]
You can't insult my intelligence and then misuse your... but i'm not a grammar nazi so I wont make a big deal out of it. But the thing is you're wrong, that's not what a superhero is.
Superhero - any of various comic-strip characters with superhuman abilities or magical powers, wearing a distinctive costume, and fighting against evil.
And those people you listed aren't super either, but we're talking about Batman here so try to stay on topic please.
User avatar #68 to #53 - twitchissexy (07/12/2013) [-]
You are saying Batman can't be a superhero because of him only being human, but I'm merely pointing out, you can't have one without the other. Green Arrow is considered a superhero yet only human, but it seems unfair you are only calling out Batman for his "flaw" of being human. Superhero typically means yes they have to have SUPER powers, but it can also mean any exceptionally skillful or successful person. And as you said they also have to be wearing a costume fighting crime. I would consider Batman an exceptionally skillful and successful, considering in more than one comic line he bested Superman. If Batman is in question so are the other names is what I am saying because they are just humans like Batman, yet in the comics. Furthermore I wasn't insulting you're intelligence as a whole, only the argument you started with.
#77 to #68 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/12/2013) [-]
I do not consider green arrow a superhero either. I'm calling out Batman right now because this post is about Batman, if it was about Green arrow i'd say the same thing. No it can not, what you described is a hero and I completely agree, Batman is a hero. Don't even get me started on those ******** Batman vs Superman fights... They are extremely stacked in Batman's favor every ******* time. In a fair 1 v 1 fight, no gimmicks, fair fight, Superman wins 10x out of 10.
User avatar #121 to #16 - zorororonoa (07/12/2013) [-]
Well bitching on here isn't going to make DC end Batman
#127 to #121 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/13/2013) [-]
My hopes is just to get people to stop sucking his ******* dick all the damn time.
User avatar #39 to #16 - kwanzalord (07/12/2013) [-]
says anonymous
#30 to #16 - ladygrantham (07/12/2013) [-]
I kind of agree. In the justice league they dumb down every super hero to their basic elements. Wonder woman, Superman, and the flash aren't smart or intuitive. They can't think on their feet, they are just strong and fast and arguably a lot weaker for some reason. Batman is just the smart one who shows up whenever there is a science problem or they can't find someone. And he seems over-glorified because because he is over-glorified as the human element. Despite all the other heros in the league except two were raised on Earth. Doesn't make a lot of sense, but hey that's comic books for ya.
#57 to #30 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/12/2013) [-]
Superman is actually smarter than Batman. He can read entire libraries in a manner of minutes. Anything Batman knows Superman can learn in seconds. And about the science thing, superman is still superior. He has Krytonian technology and knowledge which is far more advanced than any of batman's gadgets. In one issue he even used his x-ray vision and looked at one of batman's gadgets and said "I can see many ways to improve this" but he didn't want to say anything to batman in fear of hurting his feelings or offending him.
#72 to #57 - ladygrantham (07/12/2013) [-]
Yeah, superman is infinitely smarter than batman. Too bad it's rare that they capitalize on that.
#79 to #72 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/12/2013) [-]
Exactly. Thank you, at least someone knows about comics and aren't just stupid Batman fan boys shouting "HE'S THE GODDAMN BATMANNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!"
User avatar #40 to #30 - kwanzalord (07/12/2013) [-]
looks like you have no idea what you're talking about
#58 to #40 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/12/2013) [-]
How so?
User avatar #60 to #58 - kwanzalord (07/12/2013) [-]
I'll explain once you're not anonymous
#62 to #60 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/12/2013) [-]
Who I am isn't what's important, it's what i'm saying. Listen to my message, my identity does not matter, i'm no one important
#20 to #16 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/12/2013) [-]
but then you could say the exact same thing about iron man?
#19 to #16 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/12/2013) [-]
But then you could say the exact same thing about iron man?
User avatar #42 to #19 - kwanzalord (07/12/2013) [-]
okay, no one here said Iron man sucks.
In fact, I like him second to Black Panther of the Avengers. Both having no super powers.
When did Iron man come into this discussion?
#22 to #19 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/12/2013) [-]
... and? This post is about Batman, not Ironman, stay of topic please. We're talkign about Batman. I don't really like Iron man either but that's not what we're talking about. I don't hate him as much as Batman though. I despise Batman.
User avatar #112 - AngryRedMidget (07/12/2013) [-]
Everyone talks about how batman/cap would turn out, but what they fail to recognize is that Captain America has one of the strongest powers known to superheroes.

Plot Armour

Seriously he should have died the first time he set foot onto a battlefield. At least Batman rarely fights in an open space, while Cap regularly takes on groups of baddies in a field (or wide street).
User avatar #2 - continuo (07/12/2013) [-]
If the avengers had trouble,batman would be eviscerated on his own.
User avatar #3 to #2 - bobthedilder (07/12/2013) [-]
Batwing?
User avatar #148 - wtf man (07/13/2013) [-]
reading this comment section has made me realize batman has the most annoying fanbase in existence, even more annoying than star wars and naruto
User avatar #184 - milkshakerz (07/13/2013) [-]
Not sure I understand why people are so opinionated on which fictional character would beat another fictional character.
#131 - arnarinn ONLINE (07/13/2013) [-]
#97 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/12/2013) [-]
Lol hahahaha ******* batman that would be like saying "Let's pull out ******* delta force, the air national guard has this" hahaha the faggot with the bow and arrows on the Avengers could beat batmans ass, with out his bow and arrows. Lol ******* batman
#162 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (07/13/2013) [-]
But...Batman is wanted by the police, being a vigilante and **** .
Wouldn't they try to apprehend him instead?
#170 to #162 - triggathepirate (07/13/2013) [-]
Riddle me this... **** I can't think of any riddles, stop being jealous the cops don't want batman as much as you.
#171 to #170 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (07/13/2013) [-]
Hey, **** you.
While Batman was piss farting around playing scrabble with the Joker, I was able to throw a parade for myself.
User avatar #173 to #171 - triggathepirate (07/13/2013) [-]
Did.. You? Make that?
#175 to #173 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (07/13/2013) [-]
Yeah.
I found the street picture on google images, added a hat and sign onto this (I have another with a bag of money) then threw random colours on the ground.

I don't remember why I made it.
User avatar #177 to #175 - triggathepirate (07/13/2013) [-]
Oh... I was curious because I just so recently learned to use maya for 3D modelling, kind of in that whole beginners curiosity phase.
User avatar #178 to #177 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (07/13/2013) [-]
I don't understand the relevance of that.
User avatar #179 to #178 - triggathepirate (07/13/2013) [-]
I figured you modeled that yourself (the street and houses) and threw a stickman in there with a hat and sign.
User avatar #180 to #179 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (07/13/2013) [-]
Nope.
Google images n' **** .
User avatar #166 to #162 - AnomynousUser ONLINE (07/13/2013) [-]
They respect him and know that he is too far beyond them for them to do anything but slow him down from what they know is true justice.
User avatar #168 to #166 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (07/13/2013) [-]
Touche indeed, Sort of anon.
#174 - Warzonebeta (07/13/2013) [-]
Godzilla is here...LETS GET THE **** OTTA DODGE!

**** about to get real....
User avatar #169 - joshuamckane (07/13/2013) [-]
"lol batman doesnt kill therefore suckz"

Batman doesnt kill his enemys because he knows how it is to have his parents took from him and doesnt want to do it to other children.

If he wanted to be an assassin he would join the legion.
User avatar #161 - joelalmonte (07/13/2013) [-]
Not to take anything away from Batman, but uh
C.A was kinda defending the world from an alien invasion
and Batman was.........?
right.
#157 - totalcrinos (07/13/2013) [-]
Batman is here?
Oh great hes gonna capture all the bad guys and throw them to a ****** jail so they can escape later to kill even more innocent people than the first time they attacked.
By the way Captain America and Batman are both ******* awesome. Stop doing hating post like this.
P.D: Even when I love Batman I stiil think that laws in Gotham city were made by a ******* retard hippie high in acid.
(Sorry for my bad english)
#156 - joshuamckane (07/13/2013) [-]
"stripped down captain america would win:

how about no,even stripped down,BATMAN IS A NINJA.

He would break every limb Captain would have.

I beleive he has mastered every martial art.

even without planning he would whip his ass to america and back
#155 - hatig (07/13/2013) [-]
**hatig rolls 93**
User avatar #154 - fingernails (07/13/2013) [-]
Batman is my favorite super hero, but I don't like this picture because in the avengers there was a giant alien army attacking. In batman, it's usually just a couple of evil people.
#145 - repostsrepost (07/13/2013) [-]
Cpt America would be so much more awesome if they gave him an actual weapon
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