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#27 - syrenthra
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(07/12/2013) [-]
Father's face
#9 - deescalation
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(07/12/2013) [-]
"nuh-uh" - Dad's face when
#33 - infinitereaper
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(07/12/2013) [-]
I'm not sure I can handle being a father.    
   
Especially having a daughter.    
   
I'm not sure if I could handle **** like this, mostly **************************************** her.
I'm not sure I can handle being a father.

Especially having a daughter.

I'm not sure if I could handle **** like this, mostly **************************************** her.

#57 to #33 - chuca
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(07/13/2013) [-]
i know what you're saying, i was always protective of women in my family, and i don't want to know what i'd be like w/ a daughter
#121 to #33 - deescalation
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(07/13/2013) [-]
I would never let Rin out of my sights
#100 to #33 - usaisnotamerica
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(07/13/2013) [-]
You can just work for a decent daughter, most girls turn out bad because of the way they are raised.
#35 to #33 - ImmaAnteater
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(07/12/2013) [-]
But if she's as adorable as Rin I imagine all the hardship would be worth it.
#36 to #35 - infinitereaper
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(07/12/2013) [-]
You would do everything your power to raise your little flower and provide them with a good upbringing, doing your best as a father, but at the end of the day you just have to accept that they will become apart of this dark world. When I think of it like that it's just really hard for me. But I suppose as a human being you can only do your best.

and yes she's darn adorable
#37 to #36 - ImmaAnteater
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(07/12/2013) [-]
Well, you can always just have some sons too. They'll keep your daughters safe,
#38 to #37 - infinitereaper
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(07/12/2013) [-]
I've seen too much anime to believe that. (lol)

I feel better about sons, but being a parent, the whole "family" thing. My own experiences have been nothing but ****. Family is uncharted territory. It's scary, but I find myself drawn to it.
#39 to #38 - ImmaAnteater
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(07/12/2013) [-]
Just gotta see what went wrong in the past and make sure it never happens in the future. **** will be whack at times, but it'll be k.
#82 to #33 - CyrilKeir ONLINE
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(07/13/2013) [-]
Just found out two days ago that my unborn baby is a girl.... I'm stocking up on weapons now.
#101 to #82 - anon
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(07/13/2013) [-]
That's pretty damn early. You'll be well prepared...
#102 to #101 - CyrilKeir ONLINE
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(07/13/2013) [-]
I figure it'll give me plenty of time to be ready.
#59 to #33 - darthlegolas
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(07/13/2013) [-]
sounds to me like you would be a decent father then.
#74 to #59 - Leopard
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(07/13/2013) [-]
Killing off boyfriends? Nah.
#24 - rainbowhead
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(07/12/2013) [-]
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#16 - whycanticaps
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(07/12/2013) [-]
death unto the one who has sex with my daughter while she is a minor
#22 to #16 - parralax
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(07/12/2013) [-]
By the time you know, it would already have been too late...
#28 to #22 - whycanticaps
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(07/12/2013) [-]
but it still would give me a little satisfaction
#17 to #16 - clockworkcharizard
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(07/12/2013) [-]
The will of Slaneesh as been done...
#18 to #17 - whycanticaps
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(07/12/2013) [-]
HERETIC SCUM
#21 to #18 - clockworkcharizard
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(07/12/2013) [-]
DEATH TO THE FALSE EMPEROR!
#26 to #21 - syrenthra
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(07/12/2013) [-]
stop where you are! HERETIC!
#84 to #21 - tikledpikle
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(07/13/2013) [-]
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
#103 to #84 - botherandbefuddle
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(07/13/2013) [-]
Heresy.
Heresy.
#104 to #103 - tikledpikle
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(07/13/2013) [-]
here, take this.
here, take this.
#49 to #21 - iamchicken
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(07/12/2013) [-]
You may run heretic but you will only die tired and filled with bolter rounds.
#42 to #17 - fargone
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(07/12/2013) [-]
By the Lord of Pleasure Himself, I swear that I shall bestow upon this unworthy vessel the ole' lickaroo.
#20 to #17 - clockworkcharizard
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(07/12/2013) [-]
(*Has)
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#1 - foaly
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(07/12/2013) [-]
HFW Dad kicks her out of his house.
#2 to #1 - mayormilkman
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#3 to #2 - foaly
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#4 to #3 - mayormilkman
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#5 to #4 - foaly
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#6 to #5 - mayormilkman
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#7 to #6 - foaly
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#15 to #7 - kradrick
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#120 to #15 - foaly
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#30 - salsawin
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(07/12/2013) [-]
Here's the thing that confuses me about FML's. Even ones like this one have a few thousand people saying that the OP deserved it.
#61 to #30 - walkerjam
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(07/13/2013) [-]
I'll just repost what I posted a couple of weeks ago:
It's a poll on the internet.
People WILL vote for the opposite of what the general consensus is.
There WILL also be people that vote without reading, without caring.
#67 to #30 - anon
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(07/13/2013) [-]
Maybe he sucks at parenting. Maybe she is a whore because she was raised like a whore.
#34 to #30 - OsamaBinLadenz
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(07/12/2013) [-]
Probably trolls who can't troll correctly, and then people who arer just retarded and think everybody deserves what they get.
#31 to #30 - biograde
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(07/12/2013) [-]
I just assume it's women
#29 - pennstatecivic
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(07/12/2013) [-]
am i the only one who noticed and laughed more at this than the post?
#72 - usernamecannotload
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(07/13/2013) [-]
What I would say to her if I were her dad.
#68 - sirfisticuffs
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#41 - kevinspacey **User deleted account**
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(07/12/2013) [-]
It probably is his fault to some extent. If he had been less lenient with her it may not have happened
#43 to #41 - mankey
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(07/12/2013) [-]
Guess you never heard of the vicar's daughter?
#44 to #43 - kevinspacey **User deleted account**
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(07/12/2013) [-]
maybe, if you're referencing the erotic novel that Rachel has in Friends
#46 to #44 - mankey
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No, it's an analogy. Basically the Vicar's Daughter is always the village bicycle because she's been repressed by her dad all her life when she finally gets to have sex she goes over the top because she wasn't allowed.
#73 to #46 - Leopard
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(07/13/2013) [-]
My parents are extremely strict, you don't see me going crazy.
#47 to #46 - kevinspacey **User deleted account**
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(07/12/2013) [-]
I wasn't suggesting being extremely strict. I just believe that there was probably the father could have done to try to ensure that she didn't start ******* so early. I assumed he was a parent that was barely doing **** about his daughter and instead of doing anything now hes posting **** about what happened.
#52 to #47 - reaperriley
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(07/12/2013) [-]
Maybe the mother and father are divorced and they do the kid swapping thing or whatever.
#48 to #47 - mankey
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(07/12/2013) [-]
Hmm true, but if he *really* didn't care would be be getting her a virgin Daiquiri?

It's possible he is overbearing and she's "Daddy's little princess" and he might just have blinders on about his 'little girl' and what she really gets up to.

Hard to tell really from just one paragraph, and who are we to judge really, but something has obviously gone wrong on 3 parts, the father, the mother and the daughter. Not to mention the horny boyfriend.
#78 to #41 - vatra
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(07/13/2013) [-]
It's a rebellion thing. Most people that start that young come from household with extremely controlling households.
#79 to #78 - vatra
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(07/13/2013) [-]
****.. extremely controlling parents* My bad.
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#10 - typeonegative
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(07/12/2013) [-]
HFW
#116 - TheUsername
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(07/13/2013) [-]
**** that, i'd want to know if my daughter is a virgin or not. I'll beat the guy's ass whoever took her virginity. If he's underage, then i'll be his father's ass.
#118 to #116 - bleeduntildeath
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(07/13/2013) [-]
you'll be his father's ass? sounds like a crappy job
#119 to #118 - fireblazing
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(07/13/2013) [-]
More like a....****** job

Anyone get it?
#95 - killertpu
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(07/13/2013) [-]
<-- pic related this is how I would have acted if I was the Dad
#105 to #95 - YeYouKnoMe
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(07/13/2013) [-]
Sauce? Looks like an interesting anime, also, I would have cried if I was the dad.
#111 to #105 - intentionalmishap ONLINE
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(07/13/2013) [-]
Mirai Nikki. Great anime.
#25 - ladygrantham
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#114 - eonsmashface
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(07/13/2013) [-]
and so the hunt begins..

there will be no safe-haven from which he can gain rest.
there will be no relenting in the coming storm.
he brought this on himself.
not even the most swagged-out yolo-caller could save him.
he shall run til the end of his days.

and so the hunt begins..
#115 to #114 - eonsmashface
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(07/13/2013) [-]
and then I realize I forgot to add in the part where I'd murder the ****** who'se balls enough to touch my hypothetical daughter.
#62 - whathappenslive
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(07/13/2013) [-]
Your friend with a car.
Your friend with a car.
#8 - cykocd ONLINE
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(07/12/2013) [-]
I don't think my car will fit.