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#373 - lordmathias (07/10/2013) [-]
Germany **** yes
User avatar #377 to #373 - solidderking (07/10/2013) [-]
Deutschland, fick ja
it sounds funny if you translate it
#520 - thebritishguy (07/10/2013) [-]
Legal age to watch porn in Britain: 18
Legal age to sex a person: 16
makes sense
#568 to #520 - meuk (07/10/2013) [-]
"sex a person"
User avatar #521 to #520 - Ruspanic ONLINE (07/10/2013) [-]
Same in the US. At least in most states.
User avatar #554 to #521 - onkii (07/10/2013) [-]
Illinois is 18 I think
#541 - KingJuan (07/10/2013) [-]
canada is 19 i think...
canada is 19 i think...
User avatar #549 to #541 - dxninjaxo (07/10/2013) [-]
Depends on which province, but mostly it's 19. Why girls and beer for the german one, i do not know.
User avatar #546 to #541 - darkangeloffire (07/10/2013) [-]
Depends on the Province. Alberta here and it's 18 to drink.
#507 - dcdt (07/10/2013) [-]
The feels when living in America
The feels when living in America
#506 - ichbinlegion **User deleted account** (07/10/2013) [-]
Deutschland! FICK JA!
#302 - zaggystirdust (07/10/2013) [-]
Why do people think that drinking alcohol is so cool?
I mean, I'm like 17 in the U.S, I've drunk some with my friends a couple of times and didn't really think much of it except that it tasted weird.
Like, what is it about it that people are attracted to?
I may not have a lot of experience with it but to me it's just an odd tasting beverage that has the potential to intoxicate you.
I don't really see why drinking it makes you a bad ass.

And I really don't understand how having a lower age restriction on alcohol in your country makes it better. I may not know much but I know that it's harmful to you regardless of age, it's just that the younger you are the more damage it can do if consumed excessively or at least at all.
To me it's kind of like boasting "yeah, in America you have to be 21 to shoot yourself in the foot."
"Well in Germany you can be 16 to shoot your foot so suck it we're more bad ass"
"In Ireland you come out of the womb and can blow your whole leg off with a shotgun, you're all pussies"

But this is just from my view point.
You can enjoy alcohol as much as you want, but it still confuses me on how people think it's the juice that instantly makes you a bad ass.

I'm not complaining, I'm just questioning.
#251 - levchenko (07/10/2013) [-]
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We Russians are born with the right to drink alcohol!
User avatar #256 to #251 - silverhellion (07/10/2013) [-]
and wrestle bears.
User avatar #280 to #256 - trimageryan (07/10/2013) [-]
Only if they aren't riding unicycles.

By Russian law any bear not riding a unicycle is to be wrestled into submission until it learns it's place. If you're successful you're rewarded with a bottle of vodka.
#282 to #251 - opkmod (07/10/2013) [-]
You merely adapted to it. I was born in it.Molded by it.
#232 - rambearclaw (07/10/2013) [-]
But beware. We Germans aren't all smiles and sunshine.
#233 to #232 - rambearclaw (07/10/2013) [-]
Oooh, the Germans are mad at me! I'm so scared! Oooh, the Germans! Uh-oh, the Germans are going to get me.
#529 - illutvar (07/10/2013) [-]
Germany=16 for beer+wine and 18 for hard liquer

Macau= 16 for any **** u want

User avatar #483 - luiselvergas (07/10/2013) [-]
technically 18 in mexico but it's not like they give a **** about that.
#489 to #483 - GabeAsher (07/10/2013) [-]
16 in Spain my over-seas brother =D

But also, we do not give a **** here, kids start drinking since 13-ish
User avatar #492 to #489 - luiselvergas (07/10/2013) [-]
i heard the driving age is 18 though
User avatar #494 to #492 - GabeAsher (07/10/2013) [-]
supposedly, but I started driving at 16 or 15 without a license.
What is the driving age in Mexico?
User avatar #497 to #494 - luiselvergas (07/10/2013) [-]
16 i moed to america though so its hard to get alcohol here and i had to sell my truck so it sucks
User avatar #511 to #497 - GabeAsher (07/10/2013) [-]
Damn dude, I used to live in the US as well, but I'm thinking of moving to Mexico, I have family down there and I guess it's not as bad as people make it sound, probably better than in Spain, economy is **** up here lol
User avatar #513 to #511 - luiselvergas (07/10/2013) [-]
depends on the area mine was ****** up ive seen some **** over there im glad im no longer there
User avatar #604 to #513 - GabeAsher (07/11/2013) [-]
Oh I see, what part did you use to live in?

I'm thinking of moving down to Pachuca, in Hidalgo, my cousin lives there and he loves it lol
User avatar #605 to #604 - luiselvergas (07/11/2013) [-]
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User avatar #279 to #249 - dumbassvtwo (07/10/2013) [-]
I read that in the TF2 medics voice...
#243 - betars ONLINE (07/10/2013) [-]
I'm pretty sure this only applies to Quebec, Manitoba and Alberta, not all of Canada.
User avatar #255 to #243 - scoobi (07/10/2013) [-]
Nah. Ontario too
#277 to #255 - Blackjewellz (07/10/2013) [-]
Nah, we're 19 here
#261 to #255 - betars ONLINE (07/10/2013) [-]
na bro

I wish.
User avatar #265 to #261 - scoobi (07/10/2013) [-]
Yeah, I just looked. It's 19.
#226 - hewhomtrolls (07/10/2013) [-]
in somalia the legal age to everything is when you are capable of wielding a kalashnikov rifle and can pilot boats
User avatar #22 - kerfufflemachtwo (07/10/2013) [-]
19 in Southeast Michigan:

"Let's go to Windsor!"
#556 - crilleballe (07/10/2013) [-]
Legal age of drinking: None
Legal age of buying alcohol < 14%: 16
Legal age of buying alcohol > 14% and tobacco: 18

Legal age to have sex: 15
Legal age to watch porn: 18
#558 to #556 - thatsimple (07/10/2013) [-]
What? you can have sex at 15 but have to wait until youre 18 to legally watch it ?
What? you can have sex at 15 but have to wait until youre 18 to legally watch it ?
#606 to #558 - xardian (07/13/2013) [-]
In germany it's legal to have sex with 14... and the porn with 18
But in german only weak alcohol as beer is legal by 16, vodka or such stuff is legal by 18...
but hey we're vikings and germans we need alcohol!
#445 - baconslapped (07/10/2013) [-]
Albania: Can drink whenever the **** we want.
User avatar #446 to #445 - roflnaut (07/10/2013) [-]
And has the most badass flag around.
User avatar #447 to #446 - baconslapped (07/10/2013) [-]
Of course =)
User avatar #563 to #447 - dsrtpnk (07/10/2013) [-]
What about Serbia?
#266 - John Cena (07/10/2013) [-]
Drinking is bad. It's a weakness. I hate the people who go to parties and can't have fun with their friends without alcohol. It's pathetic that they can't enjoy themselves at a ******* party with all their friends without needing to drink. Or the people who hide in a bottle from their problems. It's just a crutch. Man the **** up and deal with your problems. Life is hard, man up. You wont find any solutions to your problems at the bottom of a bottle, they're still there when you sober up. It's also horrible for you body basically like drinking poison.
User avatar #305 to #266 - Gandalfthewhite (07/10/2013) [-]
i remember when this ************ was talking about alcohol like a year ago. you even have the exact wording as last time. do you just have this on a notepad file to copyy and paste?
#343 to #305 - John Cena (07/10/2013) [-]
I have an old one Favorited and just copy and paste it.
User avatar #315 to #266 - payseht (07/10/2013) [-]
delicious copy pasta
#340 to #315 - John Cena (07/10/2013) [-]
Doesn't make it any less true. Just trying to spread the truth.
User avatar #321 to #266 - kristovsky (07/10/2013) [-]
the point of a party is to have more "unhinged" fun with friends, that includes alcohol.

having fun with friends but without alcohol is what people do all the time.
#338 to #321 - John Cena (07/10/2013) [-]
If you can have fun without needing to drink then you shouldn't drink, there's no reason to poison yourself like that.
User avatar #342 to #338 - kristovsky (07/10/2013) [-]
i like the taste of alcohol. i drink it once in a while. there is no harm in that. why be alive if youre not going to live once in a while?
#386 to #342 - John Cena (07/10/2013) [-]
So if I put flavoring in poison you'd drink it? You'd drink flavored poison? That's basically what you're doing now. And if you can't enjoy yourself or "live" without needing to drink then you're just a boring person in general. You can live life just fine without alcohol.
User avatar #572 to #386 - kristovsky (07/10/2013) [-]
like i said, i live fine without it, i just enjoy it now and again. and alcohol is not "poison", in moderate quantities alcohol will have no detrimental health effects. let me tell you the difference between poison and alcohol:

i would not jump off of a bridge, but i would bungee jump off of one.

TL;DR if you take the right precautions you can avoid killing yourself with alcohol. by your logic, is shouldnt be allowed to drink coffee either.
User avatar #268 to #266 - madbomber ONLINE (07/10/2013) [-]
shut up anon.
#309 to #268 - maharaja (07/10/2013) [-]
He has a point.
#347 to #309 - John Cena (07/10/2013) [-]
Thank you. At least not everyone on this site is a complete ******* idiot...
#299 to #266 - thehornedking (07/10/2013) [-]
Maybe I feel like getting 			******		 up with my friends every now and then. Maybe I'm after the feeling the alcohol gives and don't have any problems to run away from.
Maybe I feel like getting ****** up with my friends every now and then. Maybe I'm after the feeling the alcohol gives and don't have any problems to run away from.
#346 to #299 - John Cena (07/10/2013) [-]
Maybe you're a complete ******* idiot then. You're poisoning yourself...
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#487 to #390 - John Cena (07/10/2013) [-]
Even a small amount of alcohol damages the body. It's just not worth it.
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#566 to #514 - John Cena (07/10/2013) [-]
It damages the brain, kidneys, liver, and many other organs. You're poisoning your body and don't seem to really care.
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#582 to #579 - John Cena (07/10/2013) [-]
Why do any amount of unnecessary damage? It's not worth it you're fine without it. Do as little damage to your body as reasonably possible.
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User avatar #532 to #337 - smithforprez (07/10/2013) [-]
im done with your moms face. tell her to wipe it off.
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User avatar #594 to #589 - smithforprez (07/11/2013) [-]
It's not my best work, and your mom would agree.
User avatar #365 to #337 - zorororonoa (07/10/2013) [-]
People who spout cancer at everything they don't like are the true cancerous ones.
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