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User avatar #371 - dinosaurballs (07/10/2013) [-]
Every time I speak to one of my English friends, I make it a point to say, "Pip pip, old bean!" Just because I know it pisses them off to no end.
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User avatar #323 - zorororonoa (07/10/2013) [-]
Reading this really makes want to go to England just to piss everyone off.
User avatar #322 - Zydratejunkie (07/10/2013) [+] (7 replies)
I lived in the UK for 6 months, (and yes the UK, I went to Scotland, Wales, and N.Ireland too). I did not do any of these stupid things, do people actually do this?
#321 - moqa (07/10/2013) [-]
"if we didn't have all these brown people"

guess i'll stick to good ole america
User avatar #310 - picamix ONLINE (07/10/2013) [-]
and to emphasis the dont say anything, really dont. people dont like talking to strangers in England most you should do is ask the time and say hi. we like to keep to ourselves, unless drunk. and take care for chaves, they are everywhere
User avatar #292 - resetbutton (07/10/2013) [+] (2 replies)
So all I got from this is don't come to England you're going to make an ass of yourself. **** man I know its got an angry tone on purpose to be humorous, but this just sounds like whoever wrote it is on the highest horse of the ******* world, seriously get over yourself.
User avatar #286 - thirdjess (07/10/2013) [-]
********** I could go for a butty right now. KFC butty's are probably one of the most delicious things I have ever eaten.
User avatar #219 - wolfmango (07/10/2013) [-]
quick tip for everyone out there if you are looking for a job, a job in a tourist trap is not worth it
#217 - anonymous (07/10/2013) [+] (4 replies)
more steps!!!
>Don't go to Cheshire. Seriously. I've been stuck here all my life and it's a ******** .
>Be polite, and expect that no matter what you do you'll have the piss taken out of you behind your back.
>Don't buy tourist **** , everybody will laugh at you.
>Don't go to the ********* of England. Most cities/areas will have at least one, e.g. Manchester; moss side, Warrington; orford.
User avatar #214 - moustachemustache (07/10/2013) [-]
I remember visiting England, the people were really nice except I was in the city on boxing day and it was a mess.
User avatar #173 - anotherhaloguy ONLINE (07/10/2013) [-]
Something from my personal list, do not call me British, I am English, I do not want to be associated with all the countries that hate us, like the Welsh.... and especially the Scottish
I mean no offence by this
User avatar #170 - squeemonster (07/10/2013) [-]
Joke's on you, I read your entire post with an outdated British accent!
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#83 - anonymous (07/10/2013) [-]
Helpful tip to tourists interested in the royal family:
We don't put her on the money because she is the monarch we do it because she's ************** hard.
Approach with caution.
User avatar #53 - thebestpieever ONLINE (07/10/2013) [-]
I was raised speaking Spanish (My mother was a Spaniard) then we switched to English, then again Spanish and I kept learning speaking English on my own with my older brother and father as reference. The result? The fakest sounding, natural semi-english accent. Everyone always thinks I'm faking it, but I just sound like a Spaniard faking English.
#35 - pokimone ONLINE (07/10/2013) [-]
I wouldn't mind being a huge tit. It would be cool to fly all over the place.
User avatar #24 - gnarlueck (07/10/2013) [-]
I met a guy assuming he was a limeyat a ski resort. He asked me "If I was in the queue for the loo." Being from the midwest I promptly shoved my foot in my mouth because I had no clue was said.
Step one broke-ded.
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